Routine jokes daquan routine jokes selection

1. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

2. "Guess where my heart is?" "Definitely left." "wrong! On your side. "

3. "I'm out of my mind, but I don't want to pump the water out." "Why?" "Wouldn't that pump you out, too?"

4. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future." "What requirements?" "After meeting you, I just need to beg you."

5. "Do you know what you look like?" "Like what?" Attract me like the earth

6. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming. Someone who has a crush on me. Why are you so calm? 7. How long have you been single? "From birth to now" "Sorry to keep you waiting so long"

8. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you all your life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."

9. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "Disadvantage me"

1. "Every time I look in the mirror, I miss you so much" "Why do you miss me?" "Because I think we are a perfect match, I want to give you the best of me."

11. "The doctor says there is a small hole in my heart." "Can you go into my heart and mend it?"

12. "I'm looking for a letter", "What letter" and "Your WeChat"

13. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "Me."

14. "Do you know why my eyes are so beautiful?" I don't know, because my eyes are full of you. 15. What do you think is the cleanest and clearest thing in the world? Water? "No, it's my eyes." "Why?" "because I only have eyes for you"

16. "I have put up with you for a long time" "huh? Then what are you going to do? ""Of course, I choose to endure you all my life. "

17." You have gone too far! " "Where is too much!" "Too cute"

18. "I'll show you a magic trick. Watch biubiubiu." "What?" "I like you more"

19, "The rice is in the pot, and people are in bed", "Eat first or eat me first" and "Suit yourself"

2, "I think I should buy you a compass" and "Why?" "because I'm afraid you're too used to finding the north"

21. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

22. "I want to go to many places when I'm alone, but it's different when I'm alone." "How is it different?" "I just want to stay where I have you when I'm alone ~"

23. "I'm drowning" "Huh?" "I fell in love with you and couldn't extricate myself"

24. "Did something particularly good happen to me today?" "Ah, what is it?" It's good to meet you. I wish for one day. We will not say good night to each other, but sleep beside each other. Do you think there is anything special about my hand? It's not special. Of course it's not special.

27. "Guess where my heart is ~" "Well, on the left" "Wrong, fool, it's over there"

28. "We don't have to turn on the light at night when we are together" "Why?" "Because you can shine ~"

29. "I've always wanted a feeling." "What feeling?" The feeling of being with you

3, I had a dream last night, what dream, your dream

31, I feel dizzy when I see you recently, why, because love makes people dizzy

32, we may have been shot by an arrow, huh? "cupid's arrow"

33. "Do you like candy?" "Yes" "No wonder you are so sweet"

34. "Tell me you like me, and then I refuse you" "I like you?" "Then let's be together!"

35. "Do you want to go to heaven?" "How?" "Come to my house tonight and I'll help you."