Please send me some funny news, thank you!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

Hey, excuse me, is your coffin turned over or slippery?

Think about it.

、

still

be

Young people

children

Land/public places of entertainment where plants are planted

okay

mix

You said you would wait for me to come back. Did you wait? I found someone to wait with.

5.2B Not just pencils

Youchang

6.6. The higher the online rate of QQ.

Prove that the lonelier this person is.

7. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

8. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

9. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

When?

lucky

happy

come

knock

door

about

time

wait for

, I

or

allow

no

exist

home

1 1. Are you tired?

Tired is right.

Comfort is for the dead.

12. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

13. I should be heartless,

You don't have to tear your heart out right now

14. I have loved you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I will leave you, even for a long time. ......

15. When people are sad, no matter how cheerful the music is, they can't stop crying.

16. I don't have that many feelings, I just want someone to accompany me.

17. Flower world, I am too serious.

18. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.

19. The world is so chaotic.

Who are you pretending to be innocent for?

20. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.