On the Artistic Conception of Classic Humor

1, others live a life, and they live an adventure. 2. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

My mother said that when Russia plays games, whoever disturbs Russia will be given a bottle of Fuyanjie.

I didn't know love when I first fell in love. After I did, I never had first love again.

6. Don't be so curious about me. You don't deserve to be the enemy of my love and friendship.

7, a woman's heart can not see through, because the breast meat is too thick!

8. I went to the supermarket to buy a pack of air today and found some potato chips in it.

9. Saying that you are stingy can't set off your stingy nature. You're already mean. You can't describe it as mean.

10, I have been mixing until now, I can afford it, and only chopsticks can put it down.

1 1, there is always ambiguity between men and women before there is love.

12, look back occasionally, or you will always look for it and don't know what you have lost.

13, I was sad for several days to see you smile; I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

14, the wind is roaring, the legs are shaking, the heart is roaring, and the heart is roaring.

15, the taste of doing nothing is worse than being down and out.

16, it is said that the people in Hyun Dance are in good shape. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you're thin, too.

17, put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

18, every girl who says she wants to lose weight has a bite to eat.

19, you treat your wife as the queen, and you are the emperor. Treat your wife as a servant girl, and you are a eunuch.

20. I dreamed that I became a cup of milk tea and then went around the earth.

2 1. What do you have left except sadness? Silence is meaningless.

22. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher conferences.

23, now reading is: close your eyes! Get off as soon as the class starts! Close the school again!

24. Your past is stored in my mind and accepted silently.

25. The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.

26. After the evening self-study, I saw the geography teacher holding spicy strips in his hand and asked me and my classmates if they wanted to eat.

27. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, I got a rogue in this life!

28. One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching them.

29. If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person.

30. The schoolmasters almost understood. Don't learn too much from the masses.

3 1, getting fatter every day, more and more like a rich man.

32, cute selling cute is not a crime, ugly selling cute is heartbreaking! Handsome men are perfect for coolness, and obscene for coolness. Hit him!

Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.

If you put all your eggs in one basket, you will be doomed to failure.

One day, the girl next to me asked me who Aoi sora was, and my brother smiled.

36. Facing the sea, spring is blooming, so I can only set it as my screensaver.

37. It takes only two steps to make a girl crazy: first, take a picture of her. Step two, don't let her see the photos.

I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.

39. Love is like hand sanitizer. Don't touch your hand until it is dirty.

40. As long as you choose the right university, you will celebrate Singles Day every day!

4 1, don't tell me you are virtuous, you are simply idle and can't do anything.

42. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

43. If you don't review, we will still be good friends.

44. I like telling jokes when others have toothache.

45. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

46. The advertisement was well read, and suddenly a TV series popped up! Damn it!

47. When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

48. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature, and you are a hero if you don't do your homework. What should the teacher do when checking? Raise the broom and work with him.

49. A tinkling cat lives in the dark forever because it can't see its fingers.

50. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

5 1, throwing grenades into public toilets will cause public feces.

Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

53. Opportunity is like a thief. When it came quietly, you lost a lot when you left.

If you love someone, please let him know in time, because it is very possible. Tomorrow you will fall in love with others.

55. Handsome men are called uncles when they are old, but only uncles on the road.

56, brain damage is not terrible, terrible is brain damage!

57. Do all the bad things you can while you are young. It's only been a few years.

I firmly believe that in the end, you will have nothing.

59. When I think of your lovely ugly face and how stupid you are, I stamp my feet happily and immediately feel full of positive energy.

60. The more you don't want to think about it, the more things will appear in your mind.

6 1, powerless, rich, heartless, loveless, predestined, divorced.

62. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

63. A large-scale disaster movie "Starting School" will be shown in the whole country soon.

64. Every time the Chinese class answers questions, the whole class is always silent.

65. If you like someone but are afraid to confess to him, you will eventually be taken away by others.

Why do they speak ill of you behind your back? Because you are in front of him.

67. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when I handed it out, I decided to hide my strength again.

68. Beating is love, scolding is love, and urgency is kicking.

69. Class time is like Fu Nan's battery, with one class longer than six.

70. There are too many liars in the world, and there are obviously not enough fools.

7 1, I won't say anything about you for being stupid.

72. My appearance always fades faster than my age.

73. One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another. Not that it's too heavy to report you. I can't hold it any longer.

74. Look at your poor family. Even the mice came to your house and cried.

75. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

76. Silk stockings represent power. Men wear them to conquer banks, and women wear them to conquer men.

77. I want nothing that I can't get. What are you? I want to smile at you.

78. The early bird has breakfast, and the late bird has dinner.

79. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. I think I can save it!

80. I have never understood one thing. Learning English can communicate with foreigners, but learning classical Chinese is particularly difficult to communicate with ghosts!

8 1, you said, not that you look down on me, but that you want to study hard. I smiled, you are true or false.

82. Not meeting doesn't mean you don't miss each other. No contact is just to cover up our attachment.

83. Life is like a pit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but the result is nothing.

84. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

85. People hold hands and I hold the dog to see who is unhappy with a bite.

86. It's really shameful to wake up by yourself every day.

87, don't be obsessed with papaya, papaya breast enhancement is just a legend.

88. You told her you were fine, and she replied, Oh, my God.

Don't smile at me with your fake Mona Lisa, my stomach can't stand your tossing.

90. My mother gave birth to life, and I have to live.

9 1, you can't even cheat, how can you be assured that you will enter the society?

92. Men are like mangoes: yellow outside and yellow inside.

93. Take a bath, blow bubbles and sleep with a pillow.

94. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, there are more than one!

95. If you can't be Edison Chen, you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

96. After finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

97. Don't always shout that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.

98. Girl, have you scolded 38 dozen bitches and dared not even open a bottle of water in front of boys?

99. Air is free, son. Fuck you, you explain to me what potato chips are.

100, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

10 1. Men and women don't give and receive. China has a population of1300 million.

102, it's cold, wear less, don't be hot; It's hot, put on more clothes and don't catch cold.

103 when it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

104, every woman can only stay for two years, while every man can, uncle, for a long time.

105, happiness means that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

106, the sky is gray and the land is vast, and the son who has no money is too long.

107, I am not a good horse, but I am not an ordinary donkey.

108, excuse me, miss, would you please take your chest out of my hand?

109 while saying that truth is often in the hands of a few people, it also tells us that the minority is subordinate to the majority.

1 10, the virus seems to be in love with my computer and can't bear to break them up.

1 1 1. Although sleeping naked, plug and play.

1 12, you said that you have been living in memories, but in fact you don't understand, my heart is dead.

1 13, the PE teacher said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!

1 14. Only my stupid deskmate knows what I am eating in class.

1 15. How long can you stay with me?

1 16, dear, I want to be a butterfly in Fly with Me with you and have many lovely caterpillars.

1 17, life is given by parents, cherish it, go your own way, be careful.

1 18 In fact, 10086 is also very fancy, and cares about so many people every day.

1 19, woman who is not good to me, curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

120, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, so it's better to plant cactus!

12 1. After I have thoroughly studied you, I will cremate you.

Humor classics talk about mood phrases

1, take a kitchen knife to cut the wires, and sparks and lightning all the way. 2, holding a kitchen knife to cut wires, sparks with lightning all the way.

We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly oiled it.

Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

5. It's interesting to leave when you say it, and stay when you say it.

6, a group of dogs behind the money, it is difficult to go without money.

7. When I want to find a personality cult, I will look in the mirror.

8. Smell the spirit without the sun and seek the rope without the sun consciousness.

9. I said I love you to the sky and it thundered.

10, if you come near me again, I will call the police.

1 1. A promise is like XX, but you can't do what you say.

12, that man looks, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

13, some classes are like Fu Nan batteries, and one class has six monitor.

14, I love you not only in words, but all my life.

15, it's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

16, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

17, I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

18, what are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

19, this society has no purity, only meanness.

20, quietly waiting for you for a long time, you didn't come, but I am used to waiting.

2 1, Tong Zhi, be good, or Ma Ma will spank you.

22. I like you. The first sentence is false, and so is the second sentence.

23, the season of black silk flooding, let us have these thick legs?

24. Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

25. Without a strong owner, don't think that you can bite just because you are a dog!

26. Maybe you really shouldn't know me, which will make your life a mess.

27, the heart has become a desert island, no one buys it, and will not sell it again.

I love that boy so much. He has strong shoulders and only allows me to lean on them.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

3 1, I just bought clothes, and I don't want to take them off, whether I wash them or not.

Don't arm yourself with cunning, you will be acclimatized.

33, some people, knowing that falling in love will hurt, still have to love.

34. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

35. What's it like to have a math class? Watch Korean dramas without subtitles.

36. I turned her from a girl into a woman, and she turned me from a man into a pauper.

37. I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, so I went alone.

38. One person always feels lonely, and two people always feel more annoyed.

May I ask you the way? Where are you going? Into your heart.

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.

4 1, tomorrow is tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows, since there are so many, it is better to put it off again.

42. You said you were always behind me. Did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

43. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

44. When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

45, don't always give me favors, oh, oh, don't chat with me will make you climax.

46, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so so good, deskmate.

47. The whole school stopped water supply for two days. The next day, I found that there were not many girls in my class.

48. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded and so hasty when she gave birth to you.

50. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

5 1, it takes two people to make a decision when we are together, and only one person is needed when we break up.

52. If your ugliness can generate electricity, power stations all over the world can be shut down.

53. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

54. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

55. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

56. Some people like to take advantage. As soon as they heard that there was a discount on painless abortion, they wanted to have a baby at once.

57. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

58, smoking is harmful to health, I would like to stay away from smoking; Homework shortens life, and I am willing to throw it away.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

60. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

6 1, you and I don't need any trivial things to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

62. How to describe the beauty of a woman? Putting you in ancient times can support a brothel.

63. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on back and forth, and some focus on back and forth.

64. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss. .

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

66, if there is no internal force, only external force, aliens look at the earth, is a skinned egg.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

68. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

69. On the bus, the driver finally gave up his seat at the strong request of the old man. . .

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

7 1, the saddest thing in the world is that the homework is written late and the teacher will not check it tomorrow!

72. Do you have someone you like? Who am I? Oh, what a coincidence. Then we are rivals in love.

73. Your palm is very big. You must be lonely! This shows why the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

74. I come from hell to invite you. When you see Satan, please tell him that I have added animals to his hell.

75. Take a small mobile phone, send all kinds of short messages, reply to every message, miss everything and express your feelings by short messages. This is the most emotional and intimate lover.

76. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

77. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost the same one is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

78. Starting today, please reply to me as long as my friend has no money. I can tell you how I lived without money.

79. I asked a sister paper today: Why did you bring a rabbit when you were in the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Sister Paper God replied: Is it too direct to bring only radishes?

80. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

8 1. Why do I wait on others like a grandson when they come to my house, but I am as restrained as a grandson when I go to others' house? What's the matter?

82. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

83. I saw a girl wearing low-cut clothes playing with her mobile phone this morning. I said there was a deep ditch in front of her. She covered her chest and called her a rascal, and then she fell into the ditch.

84.w: honey, what do you like about me? M: Do I have to choose only one point instead of three? Shyness: Death, which three points did you say? Man: The chest is bigger, the waist is thinner and the ass is a little upturned.

Students' classic humor tells the mood.

First, girl, live well and live for those who look down on you #

Second, everything is in the song and can be tasteless.

Third, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see them in the future.

4. Why don't you love me? Why do you only love her? Why are you so heartless? I was hurt, too.

5. I don't want to be King Kong. I don't want to do it or I can't, but you have to force me to do it.

6. Don't think that people who smile or are silent all day are easy to provoke. When you take off his mask, you don't even have a chance to kneel.

I'm not lying. Why would I lie? You know me. I never pretend to you.

Eight, I like to turn around beautifully and put it down.

Nine, those things you once paid for called love have long since vanished.

10. Did you find that you took a photo, but it was never as good as the one in front of the mirror?

Eleven, every simple little woman loved a bad man who was a special jerk.

Twelve, every time I travel, I feel that I am missing someone. So I was thinking about you.

Thirteen, once disappeared in front of my eyes, this is the soundtrack of the sixth movie, like your eyes, I love you, come back to me quickly.

I want to jump on your back in a T-shirt and ponytail, and listen to you say that I am the most beautiful girl in your world.

Fifteen, does everyone have such a number, once memorized by heart, but never called it?

Sixteen, crying, does not mean giving in; Taking a step back does not mean giving up; Letting go does not mean giving up; Just like a smile, it doesn't mean happiness.

Seventeen, always be so rational, you will never understand love. Love needs fools.

What's the use of doing more? Didn't you choose me too?

Nineteen, I don't know how many feelings the so-called face has ruined.

Twenty, memories are not terrible, but habits are terrible.

Twenty-one, you don't know I'm a freak. Smoking will vomit and your stomach will roll.

Twenty-two, the swaying dance of the pen tip is the strongest brilliant red in the spotlight.

Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and those who harm you say they love you.

It is said that the groom will wear a wedding dress and the bride will wear a suit in the future.

I am very stingy. I just hope you are good to me and you are good to others.

Talk about humorous mood

1. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

I just patted my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

You are so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be light, right?

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

Planting grass doesn't make people lie down. It's better to plant cactus.

6. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

7. I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

8. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly!

9. I don't have a pot, I'll stew you!

10. A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

1 1. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

12. I am working so hard now for my son to slap others in the face at school in the future. If the other party wants 1 10,000, I can say that my son will call another one if I pay 20,000.

13. I feel that going to school to copy homework every morning will enrich my life.

14. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who tickles the bad guy's teeth.

15. I don't feel well today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

16. Cutting short hair is not necessarily a queen, but it may also be a female nerve.

17. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. ...

18. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

19. I know you are worth tens of millions, with countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since you lost your QQ number, you have nothing, nothing.

20. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

2 1. If you are in a daze, you will be deep. If you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.

22. Love is a road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

23. I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.

24. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.

25. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.