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The message of peace will not spread to the whole world.

AprilFool'sDay is also called April Fool's Day and Humor Day. April Fool's Day is April 1 day of the Gregorian calendar, which has been a popular folk festival in the west since19th century and has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country. The following is a funny greeting message about April Fool's Day compiled by China University College Entrance Examination. I hope you like it.

April Fool's Day funny blessing SMS 1:

April 1 April Fool's Day, the person who is fooled the most is the person with the most friends, the person who is fooled the most is the cleverest and naughty person, the person who is not fooled is the most respected person, and the person who does not want to fool others is the most caring person. No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Stupidity is an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

You left quietly, just like when you came. You rolled up your sleeves and took only one cabbage. Tears of sympathy flowed out of my eyes. I reached out and handed you your bones. Look back: not all dogs love bones, but stupid dogs love Chinese cabbage best. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

This short message is a good thief, it is not troublesome to put away, it looks less painful, it costs a lot to forward, and it can also pick up banknotes in groups. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy. May you be laughed at by fools.

The "end of the world" has passed, so there is no need to be glad or surprised. In fact, the Mayan prophecy is that the Maya played a super big joke on us and let us have an "April Fool's Day". Hehe, friends, live happily in the present!

6, you are a dark horse, stand out from the crowd; You are a white horse with an enviable princess; You are a swift horse, and a young man gallops a thousand miles with success. I will always like you, especially the feeling of holding you. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. A warm letter, a sweet and greasy bag, a bag of happiness and good luck, a bucket of healthy dragon and horse spirit, a box of apple safes, a basket of coke happiness, plus my full blessing, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day when you receive the message of "eating food"!

8. Everyone says that you are beautiful, that you are a peerless beauty, that you have red lips and white teeth, that you love your green beauty, that you are fragrant, and that you are charming and gorgeous. Stop looking, silly friend. I'm not talking about your beauty, I'm praising roses.

9. Say you are naive, and you will be alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!

10, one day a year, bragging is not taxed, there is no need for meetings, collusion is not afraid of misunderstanding, expression is not afraid of waste, truth is ignored, fallacies are justified, and this is your festival!

1 1. Today's festival is very important, so you can visit it casually. Invite you to dinner, don't go, give you a gift, don't stop texting, and send a friendly reminder today. Don't think it's a joke. April Fool's Day came out of kindness. Happy April Fool's Day!

12, beauty smiles when she sees you, and money depends on you when she sees you. She sleeps late every day and doesn't have to run around. There is sunshine if you want to be brilliant, and there is a bus if you want to travel. Why is life so wonderful? Because April Fool's Day is coming, your holiday is up to you!

13, special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

14, to tell the truth today, I already have her in my heart. Beauty, gentleness and kindness have been in my heart for a long time. Now we are going to get married and live happily as a family. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, fool, you are her in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

15. Tell my wife the good news. I met a good thing when I went out today and found 1000 yuan. I can't help crying and laughing. Today, I predict the zodiac, and everything goes well. Don't laugh, silly wife, it's easy to pick up money. I wish my wife a giggle on April Fool's Day!

16, if happiness is a disease, you are incurable; If good luck is a sin, you are unforgivable; If wisdom is evil, you are full of evil; If happiness is fatigue, you will be at a loss. On April Fool's Day, if the blessing is an arrow, you will shoot an arrow through your heart!

17, the first day of April, I am really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

18, today's festival is unusual, so it's hard to guess when you hear it. Invite you to dinner, you dare not come, invite you to an appointment, you are uneasy. Being cheated is not angry, but laughing. It turned out that today is April Fool's Day, and friends played a trick on Richard. Wish you a happy holiday!

19. Today is a special day. Can't blame being fooled. If a friend treats you and he doesn't come, it's a waste of time to wait and guess. As a result, the text message came to me. It turned out that the fool was today. Haha, even if you laugh, you only blame yourself for being stupid. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you fools a happy life!

20. I accidentally fell down today, and something rolled off my body with your name on it, which reminds me of you. So far away, I just want to ask you gently: when will I pay back a dime? Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day funny blessing SMS 2:

First, the lottery won 5 million, and the business was upgraded to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. Are you pretty? However, I forgot to tell you the most important point: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

Second, April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing is given to the stupidest person: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

Third, the quality of blessings depends on the reading effect: take a few seconds to read carefully, speak clearly, keep your eyes straight, keep your mouth straight and your IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well!

I feel dizzy when I see you, because you have two brains, three eyes and four mouths. I want to fool you on April Fool's Day, but you have two brains, three eyes and a clever tongue with four mouths. I have no choice but to wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

5. Say you are naive, and you will be alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!

6. Hey, when you see the message, take one million with you. Go to the back hill alone, don't call the police. Otherwise, we will kill the tickets, remember not to call the police, remember not to get angry, haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

Seven, psychological test: if you race with a bear, you hope: 1 you run fast; 2 as fast; 3 You are slower than a bear … Answer: 1 You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Today, a large number of patients will be worried about being "stupid", showing that they don't believe the notice of the meeting, don't listen to the call of the leaders, don't be invited to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't even laugh when they receive a text message. Because fools are happy on April Fool's Day!

Nine, I want money, I want emotion. I can't have both. I gave up money and took my feelings with me. "Stupid" is what I want, and bear's paw is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it, so I choose "stupid" instead of bear's paw. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

Ten, learn to bear and learn to accept when you grow up. Under questioning and sighing, learn to be strong and learn to face it. Believe in yourself, you, have always been so excellent, I will cheer for you! If you think of April Fool's Day, say, What are you afraid of?

It's almost April Fool's Day. I'll teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to play silly hat will resolutely sue you.

Twelve, one thing, figured out is heaven, figured out is hell. Since you are alive, you should live well. Don't always take everything seriously, don't get into trouble, don't be too proud and don't be narrow-minded. Don't care, it is an open-minded and free and easy. I don't care about you, just wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

Thirteen, you are fresh and refined, you have the best temperament, you are noble and elegant, you are beautiful and moving, you have a great figure, you are lovely, you are a flower that everyone loves to bloom, happy April Fool's Day!

Dear customer, your stupidity is not enough. In order not to affect the normal stupidity of April Fool's Day, please go to the front desk of April Fool's Day or visit www.yule.com to recharge. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

Fifteen, April Fool's Day should be vigilant, and you are afraid of being recruited when you receive a text message. It is hard to predict whether it is foolish to treat guests and give gifts. Friends and relatives can't be trusted, and fools are not responsible for April Fool's Day. Finally, I had to smile, and the fool was eliminated by his gratitude and resentment. Happy April Fool's Day!

Sixteen, autumn wind, cut autumn wind for you; Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and take it home to stew you! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone cares about you, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

Eighteen, I didn't see you burning in the fire. I miss you all the time. It is better to be small and broad. I am willing to be a stupid bird, hatch eggs as soon as possible and build a love nest together! April fool's day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word. You got it?

Nineteen, you can have nothing or be unhappy; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

Twenty, pink flowers and white bones, white bear shirt, skipping small steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

Twenty-one, Gong Yu Mountain is persistent, stupid is not stupid; Fools have their own fools' love, and fools love April Fool's Day; Silly brother, silly brother, silly sister, willing to be "silly"; April Fool's Day wishes, laughter and happiness!

Twenty-two, you are much more, and you are a little less. It's up to you to know what's good and not what's good. My heart is kind, but I didn't make a mistake. If you finish reading it, you are really a stupid brain. I have to comfort you and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Dear friends, people are often cheated on April Fool's Day. I am ashamed to give you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250. 250, did you see it? Haha, I still have to watch it after I know April Fool's Day. I have never seen this world before.

Twenty-four, when you laugh, ghosts scream; When you howl, everyone runs away; When you cry, you lose everything; Shake the house down when you get angry; When you make a scene, it will cause a storm. For the sake of world peace, it is better to send you out of the earth! Happy April Fool's Day!

25. I really want to ask you a question. Did you do that to your female colleagues on April Fool's Day? You know, that's it. Really? Don't get me wrong, I mean. Prank! Happy April Fool's Day!

I know it's rude to call others stupid, but today is an exception. I must wish you a little silly, because fools are blessed. Today is April Fool's Day. It is more convenient for silly people to receive silly blessings!

Twenty-seven, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

Twenty-eight, there is a kind of fish called "Le Kuaijie Mermaid", which can make you happy. So I bought you one today. Unexpectedly, after eating your poem, you casually said, "There is no gift for the festival today, only pleasure and happiness!" "Happy April Fool's Day!

Twenty-nine, stupid can be stupid, very stupid. Le coke, very happy. Stupid people in the world, people who are sensitive to laughter, people who enjoy coke in the world, stupid people in the world. April Fool's Day is a national entertainment activity. I wish you a wonderful fool and live a comfortable life!

30. As the saying goes: You are not stupid, don't be stupid. On this good day of April Fool's Day, I wish you: The only fool in the world is a westward journey. When you meet a silly princess, the whole world is stupid!