Funny humor dialogue jokes daquan _ super humorous jokes highlights (2)

Funny and humorous dialogue paragraphs, hot articles

1, I am the legendary big coffee, and I have no money, no right and no face.

2, uncomfortable! It is right to be uncomfortable. Comfort is for the dead.

The most merciful God in the world can't tolerate your crime.

People say that you have changed, because you didn't live according to his idea.

You say I am your good friend, but do you regard me as your good friend?

6. I won't frown at anyone you desperately love now.

7. My good friend betrayed me, but I won't blame you because you let me see you clearly.

8. As long as you don't touch my bottom line, it's up to you.

There is a generation gap between us, and you will never understand what I said.

10, if you need me, I'll give you two choices, either get out at once or get out at once.

1 1, you love me, I will love you well; If you don't love me, I'll pretend not to know you.

12, the heart is actually very simple, and you can finish it in one sentence.

13, I have formatted it before, and you and I are strangers.

14, treat me like a woman, and I will destroy your harem.

15, this is me, I don't cry, I don't make trouble, I don't show off.

16, I want to be a queen, and I want 72 male concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.

17, even if it's not good, it's okay. If I am in a good mood, I win.

18, please don't work once and call me 10,000 times.

19, your sister, I pull the capital, you pull the coquettish.

20, the world is so big, there is only one me, you watch and cherish.

2 1, please don't doubt that I am still the poor man in your mind.

22. Remember, I'll come up to see you again, but I'll only go down temporarily.

23. What does equality between men and women mean? Why are there separate toilets for men and women?

24, brushing your teeth every day is both sad and happy, that is, cups and toiletries coexist at the same time.

25. There is a difference between people and pigs. People are sometimes even worse than pigs.

26, don't be arrogant and brag, be careful of chastity.

27. Life just wants an old partner. Now slowly cultivate it.

I came to this world because I knew you were waiting for me.

29. You're not a fucking traffic policeman. Why should you interfere with the direction of labor?

30. Remember when I was at school? The teacher always says: Look at me.

Funny and humorous dialogue paragraphs, simple articles

1. I have to admire Korean girls who are breathing and wearing stockings on their legs.

When you want to scold me, just scold me, don't wait until I wake up.

I tell you: if you dare to bully me, let my grandparents take it away.

People who follow the fashion always wear underwear, which makes them look long.

Think about the bitter tears at school at that time. It is really difficult to go to work now.

6. Young friends, I don't know where all the time has gone, do you know?

7. When I cut my hair short, no one will say that I have long hair and short knowledge.

8. Sitting in the back when you are in a bad mood will affect the people in front of you.

Please tell us what makes you unhappy so that we can all be happy.

10. At first, it was just a whim.

1 1. Flowers bloom for one season only to wait for your return. Although the flowering period is short, my heart has not changed.

12. Everyone is sad. Why do you want to hurt others so badly?

13. He is my dream. How can everyone understand it?

14. I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I liked you.

15. Don't be so self-righteous, not everyone will pay for you unconditionally.

16. Copy the most advanced answer for a long time, which is beside the point.

17. I don't have any shortcomings, but I look a little awkward.

18. Understand and play dumb and continue to be friends, as long as you understand.

19. When your hair is waist length, there must be a lot of static electricity. Shall I open a power plant for you?

20. My aunt lent me your daughter, and I will pay you back two beautiful girls next year.

Funny and humorous dialogue paragraphs condensed articles

1, no salary increase, no promotion, even the year-end bonus was cancelled, and I plan to drown my sorrows in wine. Someone brought a bottle of wine, and when everyone saw the name of the wine, tears fell down, and some people immediately cried. The name of this wine is very attractive .....

2. The water in August Lake here is too clear, too turbid and too natural for anyone to like. You turned around and farted so loudly that I was silent and looked at the muddy lake. I really want to see what the bed in your bedroom looks like!

I heard that you are an authentic handsome guy, which means you can only calculate in the tunnel, because there is no light in the tunnel. In order to make you happy, change the handsome word in the last paragraph into a beautiful woman and send it to her, which will win her favor! Try it quickly.

My wife likes fruit. Once my wife and I walked home, and she wanted to buy a few pounds of apples to take home. I said not to buy it. There are still a few Jin of oranges at home. The wife replied, "Can oranges taste like apples?"

This is a "Happy" brand short message, which is made exclusively and of high quality. It has the effects of eliminating anxiety, relieving fatigue, prolonging life, eliminating diseases and disasters, and making money. One person gets it, and the whole family is happy.

6.congratulations! The latest news, you have been spotted by a talent scout, and you are going to be the first hero. Hurry up and buy some new clothes to dress up. Don't pretend you don't know each other when you become a star! I forgot to tell you the title of the play, Pig with Bright Stars.

7. When a lady was walking home, she found a man following her. This lady is very flustered. When she came to a cemetery, she had an idea, went to a tombstone and said, I finally got home, and only heard …

8. If you want to be happy and cool, listen to cold jokes; If you want to cool off the heat boldly, go to the cemetery for the night; Want to cool off, want to be famous, just run naked on the street; If you want to stick to the tradition of cooling off the heat, you have to cool down calmly and naturally.

9. A couple gave birth to a pig-faced son. Wife: I am as beautiful as a fairy, and you are handsome. Why do children grow up like this? Is it a monster? Husband: Alas, it's all genetic. I am a plastic pig!

10, Gaby's roof is leaking, so let the repairman come and fix it. The repairman asked: When did you find the water leak? Gaby said: Last night, I had soup in the living room, but I drank it for two hours and didn't finish the bowl of soup.

1 1, summer without butterflies is not colorful, night without stars is not romantic, life without dreams is not worth living, days without friendship are unhappy, and mobile phones without SMS blessing ... Oh, don't use it.

12, I am a spider, so I will net you with health; If it is a big tree, it will cover you with happiness; If you are immortal, you will be protected by peace. But I am not, I can only wish you happiness with my heart!

13, I'll teach you a method to improve the computer network speed. First, open any dialog box, then select sogou input method, and then enter the following letters: wozhenben (I am so stupid). Give it a try!

14, some work, just be serious; Some tasks, just try your best; Some pursuits, just stick to it; Some friends do everything! For example, there are only two things you can't do: this can't be done and that can't be done.

15, Monday arrived, and I turned into happiness to haunt you, happiness to haunt you, happiness to drag you, leisure to catch you, warmth to haunt you, and SMS to greet you. Happy Monday!

16. Carry out a healthy lifelong system, a happy joint-stock system, a happy competition system, a safe contract system, an emotional rationality system, a short message return visit system, and abide by the above beautiful systems. You will be very happy and happy every day!

17. I heard that you are looking for a job recently. I gave you a name. Go to the interview. The work is easy, the salary is good, and more importantly, it is a world-renowned enterprise with absolutely good development. The position is toilet cleaner. Remember to go!

18. One day, Shantou was walking on the road and found a car hit the ball. He hurried to save the ball. As a result, there is another food in the world-pizza.

19, I lead the horse, you carry the burden, I walk in front, you watch the back, I eat the fruit, you complain, I give you a helpless face when I look at you, you laugh while eating, you say: monkey, this fruit is really delicious!

20, this message has ~ heatstroke prevention and cooling ~ efficacy: ~ prevent ~ stop you from dozing off, ~ count ~ I haven't heard from you for a long time, ~ reduce ~ reduce your thoughts about me, ~ warm ~ warm your lagging heart! Bless a summer and send you cool!

2 1, I will call your name, in the dark night, I think your name has never been so far away. Farther than any star, sadder than drizzle. Bajie, why did you raise the price again?

22. You are a lovely giant panda. I really want to hold you in my arms, touch your soft body, feed you the greenest bamboo, and then look into your eyes and say, buddy, I didn't sleep well last night!

23. We should be a smart workaholic and work hard for our work-when the boss is around; Fascinated by work-when the boss is watching; Take good care of yourself when the boss is away. Let's be smart workaholics!

24. When I climbed the mountain, I was tired and rested against a big tree. I see many ants moving. No matter how difficult and dangerous the journey was, I was very moved to roll down and climb up with something hard in my mouth. So ... I stood up and washed the ants away with a bubble of urine. ......

25, I really envy you, my heart is full of envy for you, because I have such a good friend, even in the most ordinary moment, I will not forget to give you my blessing to make you happy! Just accept your fate and continue to be jealous of me!

26, happiness hugs, happiness kisses your mouth, sleep stumbles you, life smirks at you, health is never too late, easy to move, smile instead of trouble, I wish you happiness!

27. Humorous quotations: A woman said goodbye and never saw it again; My girlfriend said I was too young for her, and MD never understood that I was obviously older than her. It is this useless man who gives me the energy to be a bitch.

28. I smile happily every day, live happily, feel better and have good luck. Happiness naturally knocks at the door, so the mentality is the most important; I wish you a beautiful heart and everything will be fine!

29. Bless friends: live in a small high-rise building, wake up naturally, wear Prada, drive a shepherd, wear Tiffany, dial MAC, raise huskies, drink whisky and count RMB wildly.

30. Laugh, even if your front teeth are exposed. Laugh, even if it's a cramp in disguise. Laugh, even if you are dizzy from lack of oxygen. Just wish everyone happiness.

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