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1, there is a beast that looks like a human. 2. You are a national football player! After seeing you, I have a sense of intellectual superiority. Yes, stupidity is my great pleasure. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you. 5. I ...

1, there is a wild animal that looks like a man.

2. You are a national football player!

After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Yes, it is a great pleasure for me to play the fool. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you.

Let me summarize your speech briefly: bah. Which sentence killed you? )

6. Ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why don't you die?

7. playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically …

8. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

9. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

10. Don't drag it in front of me like 2580,000, and put on a forced posture!

1 1. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

12. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

13. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

14. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

15. It is a shame for Eskimos to have a huge and shameless speaker.

16. Super individuals living with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality

17. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

18. All the places of interest you visited will become monuments, and the monuments you visited will also become history.

19. Say puppy. You said: woof!

20. Seeing the bone smile, I was anxious to jump over the wall. When the stranger came, he cried in despair. It is good for mankind to have you.

2 1. There was once a girl who was willing to wait for my next life. She said, "If you want to be my boyfriend, wait for the next life."

Do you know that?/You know what? I have always had a crush on you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, help me cut that pig head in half."

I was just chatting with my friend. I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. Too much ... you look like a pig.

I called you just now, and the prompt said, "This user is going to the toilet, please redial later." I'll call you later, and the prompt says, "This user has fallen into the cesspit, please redial later."

Remember the day when you sang? Your singing is so sweet. Your sad expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for ten thousand years, but I dare not! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig.

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight maggots, compete with shit, no one saves you, die bravely, live great and die silently. In memory of you, a lamp was installed in the toilet.

I won't miss you for changing seasons, and I won't forget you for being busy. How are you at the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Do lions still scare you? Will monkeys still rob you of your food? Are you used to reading information by kicking and scratching your mobile phone with a pig?

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If I don't roll more dung balls in warm weather, what will I eat in winter?

I had a dream last night: God told me that this life was doomed to loneliness. There is only one way to crack it-send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't reach a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but I met the police and said no dogs.

If you want to travel to other places, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce your sentence."

Don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... That dead thief stole my pig.

You are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, without you, who will set off the beauty of the world?

Dear users, congratulations on winning the mobile phone lucky user award. Please collect a loaf of bread from Ethiopia Telecom in Africa before 2049 (the income tax is paid by yourself).

Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there are us: state-owned pig farms, your warm home.

You go! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only bring me harm. The better you treat me, the more painful I am ... fly away, dead mosquito.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in Saibei. Sorry, Kaka is stuck.

You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

Congratulations on becoming the millionth lucky user of China Mobile. Please bring your valid documents to collect missiles from bin Laden in Afghanistan. ...

A gangster often throws sulfuric acid at people. One day, when he saw you after work, he followed you and tried to throw you from behind. Suddenly you turn around, and the gangster is shocked and shouts, Shit, this is spilled!

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope this year is too slim; Shuiwan Bay Road is very long, and the days without money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: I

Two psychopaths were in a tree, and suddenly one fell down. A How did you grind it? B Yes, your turn. A No, I'm not familiar with it.

A piece of cake fell. It feels discouraged and depressed. Who can encourage it to stand up? The answer is: you! Because, there is a kind of cake called: pig encourages cake!

After reading The Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. When he saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty, he touched his beard and said, "Empty city plan!" " I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly seeing you again, I was overjoyed: "Yo-ho, is there a honey trap?" ! "

I am really desperate. The country has developed the mountain into a tourist area, and Master married Bai a few days ago. Yesterday, I had no money to eat, so I sold my golden hoop ... I really miss the days when we studied the scriptures together. Are you all right, second brother?

God gave me a cornucopia and I changed what I wanted. I accidentally thought of you, and it became you. I've been thinking about this problem and I've been changing. Finally, you are everywhere in the house. This time, I was worried to death. How can I keep so many pigs?

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest and looking detached. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

You danced on the lotus leaf, and your beautiful posture charmed everyone. Ah, your dance reminds me of Shakespeare's classic works ... a pig standing on a leaf.

I haven't heard from you for hundreds of millions of seconds. I always miss you these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I've searched all the ponds you love to go to; Dining room; I still haven't seen you on the sleeping lawn, and my heart is breaking. Why did I lose such a big pig?

Classic sentence 1. The seeds of dreams have been sown, and sweat is its growth force. What kind of efforts do you want to make tomorrow, what kind of efforts do you want to make today. 3. Welcome rain or shine, smile at the wind, frost, rain and snow. 4. If you climb high and look far, you will know that the sky is high. Shenlin ... [Read the full text]

You are handsome, you are handsome, you have a nest of cabbage on your head, and you want to eat a kelp. Hello, hello, you take a bath in the river, your hair is more than meat. Mom won't buy rice to make you hungry, and dad won't buy food for you to sell/steal pickles. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, humans ...

A large number of short messages, sentences and quotations about swearing are compiled. These dirty words ... if your ugliness can generate electricity, there is an animal in the world ... 1. It looks like a human. Are you a national football player? ......

A large number of short messages, sentences and quotations about swearing are compiled. These dirty words ... if your ugliness can generate electricity, there is an animal in the world ... 1. It looks like a human. Are you a national football player? ...

There is an animal that looks like you. What is crazier than love is lovelorn. Hey, boss, come to the bathroom yourself. In reality, low-key people are the most attractive. I am Manchu, but I am never satisfied! I have many. ...

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