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Words of apology between lovers

Being angry is punishing yourself for other people’s mistakes, so don’t be angry. I will feel bad if you punish you. If you want to be punished, punish me. If you reply to a message, you can scold me and make me angry. I will never do it. I don’t blame you, okay?

Apology between lovers

1. I was wrong! My wife is gentle and virtuous, she manages the household well, and she is knowledgeable and reasonable. But I don’t know how to appreciate her. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me!

2. I know that your current job is really tricky. I'm sorry that I shouldn't always use those boring things to wrong you. Everything will go smoothly. I will wait for you obediently.

3. My mistakes keep me awake at night. At midnight, I say to you: I wronged you. Without your forgiveness, I would rather sleep in this life.

4. It’s hard for you to tell me that you are really angry. In fact, I know, because you care about me! And I can only tell you: I'm sorry!

5. If you still can't forgive me, are you the only one who can watch me like this? ?

6. If you are angry, just scold me directly. Don't shed tears in front of me, otherwise my heart will be broken into millions of pieces.

7. Baby, I can’t see your message or hear your voice, it’s so peaceful. My heart is crying, I can't live without you, because you are already a part of me!

8. I’m sorry, I’ve made you angry these past two days! I didn’t mean to, please forgive me! Don’t take it personally!

9. I feel so guilty that I don’t know how to speak. But I still have to say sorry!! If this can make you forgive me, I am willing to say it until you forgive me!!

10. Your misunderstanding has frozen my sincere heart. At the bottom of the sea, feeling the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness, the suffocation of cold life in my heart, forgive me! Save me from the bottom of the sea quickly, love me, please care.

11. Please, open your eyes and don’t ignore my sadness and sorrow; please, use your heart and don’t listen to my excuses and reasons; please, reply to the message, don’t let me not hear from you, Please.

12. Please don’t be indifferent to me, please don’t turn a blind eye to me. Your ruthlessness betrays your true feelings; please don’t let regret become my lifelong regret. I don’t need lies to love you. Please accept my apology. Sorry!

Thirteen, a little woman, but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and want to bite you!

14. I am a silly person with a crazy heart, looking forward to your forgiveness! If you're not angry anymore, can you give me a call and let me explain, okay?

15. No words can replace my guilty feeling. How can I get your forgiveness?

16. Can’t you tolerate someone who loves you committing crimes? A mistake? If you can forgive me, I will use my actual actions to make up for my mistake!

17. Maybe it was my naivety that hurt your heart! Stop torturing yourself with the painful past! I mean no harm to you!

18. If I really express my inner guilt, I am afraid that you will think that I am worthless, but if I don’t say it, I will feel that I am worthless.

19. It’s all my fault. I’m the one who caused the trouble. I must change my ways and give you a spanking!

20. I love you so much that I can’t help it; I miss you so much that I can’t help myself; I hurt you so much that I don’t want it to be; I regret it so much that my heart is broken; I beg you, let it be bygones; I hope you can put the past grudges aside; Waiting for you, the sea will dry up and the stone will rot; Forgive me, please reply to the message!

21. Do you know? Your indifference caused the temperature to plummet by a hundred degrees, a thousand degrees, or ten thousand degrees. It made me feel cold to the core, and the blood all over my body seemed to solidify with the ice and snow. Forgive me, give me a smile, give me some heat. ?

22. I'm sorry, although I haven't met you, but I have always been thinking of you in my heart, and I have never forgotten how happy it was to be with you.

Twenty-three, singing sad songs and looking at the girl you love. My heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, my heart is broken for you.

I just want you to be happy, I'm sorry

24. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can a word of sorry make you sober? Love is a happy thing. Can we be together again? Swimming around?

Twenty-five, baby, it’s not my fault to make you sad, I love you!

26. I know you are angry. And I'm so scared every time you get angry. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

27. Wife: I’m not good, let me reflect on it; I’m wrong, I’m guilty; it’s my fault, I deserve a beating; I deserve a beating, I should scold you, it’s all my fault for not listening to you, baby, don’t be angry anymore, okay? !

28. I’m sorry, I broke your heart. Please forgive me. I will love you and love you forever as compensation!

29. I really want to be with you. Go blow the wind and blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.

Thirty. I don’t know what to do at this moment. I can’t see your message or hear your voice. So peaceful! My heart is breaking! Reply to my text message quickly

31. If going up to the sword, going to the sea of ??fire, or even dying can make you no longer angry, then I am willing to do it a thousand times or ten thousand times. My dear, I love you forever and ever!

32. It’s my fault that I lost my temper. I must try to restrain myself from now on.

33. God gave you to me, but I hurt you again and again. I regret it so much. Come back and I will love you for the rest of my life. Trust me again!

Thirty-four. Wife, forgive me! I have neglected your feelings these days. Please give me another chance? Let me use my sincerity to heal your injured heart. .

35. My heart will never regret loving you, my love for you will never fade away, I will miss you so much that I can’t even sleep, and I will comfort you if I make a mistake: forgive me. Come on, dear.

36. Maybe I don’t understand too many things, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding.

Thirty-seven, I am sorry, I was wrong, I am not good, don’t be angry, if you are angry and in bad health, just forgive me!

Thirty-eight , I should be beaten, I should be scolded, it’s all my fault for not listening to you, baby, don’t be angry again, okay?

Thirty-nine, I can't keep deceiving myself, she is the only one in your heart!!!

Forty, I dare not face you Eyes, I know I am wrong, you have a lot of them, please forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting

41. A silly heart is waiting for you. forgive!

Forty-two, a little girl, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I want to bite you!

Forty-three, forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then just keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!

44. If a word of sorry can resolve all resentment, then I say, but, it is not sincere; if a sentence of "I love you" can express all emotions, then I say, but, it is not false. .

45. I know it’s all my fault. Please forgive me. Let’s not quarrel again in the future, okay?

46. Your departure made me understand the meaning of loneliness? Your anger made me know what regret is; your indifference made my heart hurt so much that I lost my mind. Please forgive me so that I can prove myself. You are the only one in my life.

47. I feel so guilty that I don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say I’m sorry.

48. I have completely figured it out. Maybe I have put too much pressure on you. I know you are also suffering and tired. With some things, you have your difficulties and your difficulties.

49. It's all my fault. I always make you angry. Please forgive me. I didn't mean to do it.

You can hit me, you can scold me, but you can't just ignore me!

Fifty. I know it’s my fault that I’ve made you angry again, but you can’t just sentence me to death! I want to appeal! I want justice! I want to make a call! for you!

51. Falling in love makes us narrow-minded. My dear, it is all because I love you too deeply. What to apologize to your girlfriend

Fifty-two. I think the mistake I made is not that big, but it will take me a lifetime to explain it to you. Do you agree?

Fifty 3. After receiving this letter, I hope you will forgive me. Read this letter and ask you to forgive me. Save this letter to show that you accept me. Delete this letter to remind me of my mistakes today. Forward this letter. Your smile hints at tomorrow, and your sincere apology erases the sad memories. Your tomorrow will be more beautiful!

Fifty-four, I was wrong! My wife is gentle and virtuous, she manages the household well, and she is knowledgeable and reasonable. But I don’t know how to appreciate her. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me!

55. I’m sorry I didn’t answer the phone last night, and I hope you can forgive me.

Fifty-six. There is a strong wind outside the window, and a lonely lamp in the room; everything is silent, and there is no peace in the heart; the embrace is indifferent, and the frustration is less free and easy; anger surrounds you, and regret surrounds me; I hope you can calm down and join hands with each other. Joy; just take pity on me and be happy!

Fifty-seven, don’t completely deny me because of this matter, at least keep me at home for probation.

Fifty-eight, forgive me! I know I was wrong. If you can't forgive me, then keep calling me and scolding me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I grow old!

59. I want to make up a humorous story and tell you that joke that has been made for four years, but I am afraid that it will wet the clean autumn. Please forgive me.

60. I am extremely depressed when you ignore me. Do you know, dear, if you don’t go crazy in depression, you will perish in depression? Can you, the kind-hearted person, have the heart to let me become a psychopath or die? Just reply to the message and don’t torture the person who loves you the most.

61. I'm sorry, baby, I can't help myself think of you, I can't let myself forget you, I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to bother you.

62. Change your appearance, don’t look at me coldly; change your perspective, don’t blame me persistently; change your thinking, don’t simply blame me; change your mood, don’t blame me Take care of me! Please! Please!

Sixty-three, you are angry and I am happy, hahahaha, so happy! If you don’t want to make me happy, don’t be angry.

64. Dear: I look for you everywhere, don’t be angry, okay? I will always love you!

65. Although I often make you angry, this time Not my intention. I love you so much that I can even give up my life.

66. If I am not good, I will reflect on it; if I am wrong, I am guilty; if it is my fault, I will correct it. Dear, please forgive me.

Sixty-seven. The one thing that remains unchanged is my heart; all the mistakes I make are my fault alone; I just want to say I love you in a thousand words!

Sixty-eight. Husband, I almost didn’t sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also have to show my actions and seize the time to make warm cards. Please forgive me!

Sixty-eight 9. All reasons and explanations are feeble. I choose to wait for your forgiveness in silence.

Seventy, please understand my sincere apology! sorry! I should be beaten, I should be scolded, it's all my fault for not listening to you, baby, don't be angry again, okay?

Seventy-one, a little woman (little man), but I like her very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and want to bite you!

72. If something offended you or made you angry yesterday, then I will apologize today and make you angry. Tomorrow you and I will be under the same umbrella.

Seventy-three, I will explain everything with my actions, and I will never make you feel sad or disappointed again. I sincerely ask you to forgive me, I will always love you!

Seventy-four, if a boy cannot get the understanding of a girl. So what if there is gold at my knees.

I knelt down to express my 100% apology!

Seventy-five. I thought that falling in love with each other was ordinary, but unexpectedly, the situation suddenly changed; I realized that yesterday was hard to find, and I released the carrier pigeon of love---I miss you very much!

Seventy 6. Some people say that time is a knife, and everything will be cut off by it, including love; I say that time is a filter that filters out all shortcomings, leaving only my longing for you. Forgive me, okay?

77. There is a problem between us, but I have no intention of hurting you. I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.

Seventy-eight, don’t ignore me, I can’t guess why you left. Don't ignore me, I don't want to wake up crying at night. Don't ignore me, I will learn how to behave. Don't ignore me, please send me a message back.

Seventy-nine, it was me who was wrong, it was me who was guilty, it was me who made the friendship sour; it was my fault, it was my fault, it was me who did bad things. No words can express my regret and guilt. I just want to ask you to forgive me, okay?

Eighty, the sun will no longer shine without you! The sun is so bright today, but it is not as strong as the rain in my heart! If you don’t forgive me, my heart will start to get moldy!

81. When I saw your pouty little mouth when you lost your temper, I tried to hit you with tofu cubes and hang you with snot, but all failed. Now I'm waiting for you to deal with me.

82. It’s all my nonsense that caused the trouble. I’m sorry. I will never speak nonsense again. Please forgive me!

83. I’m really sorry. I have caused you so much harm that I feel so guilty that I want to commit suicide! I will send you text messages frequently until I commit suicide.

Eighty-four, it was my inadvertence that made you sad, but I use my sincerity to make you happy!

Eighty-five, please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I'll wait for you next time. Can you let me go?

86. Who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die the most. You can beat me, scold me, kiss me, love me, hate me, but don’t ignore me. Hehehe

Eighty-seven, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, eleven words of sorry mean that I love you with all my heart, and my nose will stay with me tonight.

88. Only when people lose something can they truly understand the value of possession. I don’t want you to be valuable, and I don’t want to lose you.

89. If I could turn back time, I only hope that I would never quarrel with you, and that we would still have the same laughter and affection. When I think about it carefully, I feel sad because I was not too stubborn and just tried to show off my feelings and threw them away. Now I know I was wrong, I hope you won't care about it, I hope you can forgive me and laugh.

90. If I really express my inner guilt, I am afraid that you will think I am worthless, but I won't say it. , and I felt that I was worthless. < /p>

92. A thousand words can’t express my guilt, and a thousand words can’t express how much I miss you. Everything starts from love, and my life will end with you!

93. Although we often quarrel, and the words I say to you are all angry words said in a fit of anger, but in my heart I still love you very much

94. In my heart, you are the best, and it is the hardest for me to make you angry. I send you a text message without saying a word. I hope you will be relieved of your anger and will not worry again. I promise you that there will be no next time. , I hope you forgive me and feel guilty and angry because of me. You have the deepest heart. If you don’t forgive me, I feel sad.

Ninety-five. Suppress my bad temper under the Leifeng Pagoda so that it will never sprout again for thousands of years. Throw my stinky male chauvinism into the boiling water and let it steam with the heat. Evaporated in an instant, please forgive me, let me bloom a happy flower in my heart!

Ninety-six, who can tell me how to go back to the past, how to let you come back to me, and my love for you will never change.

Ninety-seven. Did it scare you? It’s just a little joke, don’t mind it!

Ninety-eight. Neon tore the sky apart at night, and tears of regret were My eyes are blurry, maybe this is destined to be a mistake! My dear, I miss you.

Ninety-nine, maybe I don’t understand too many things, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and care! What to apologize to your girlfriend

100. I can’t let go of your kindness to me, I can’t let go of not loving you, I can’t let go of the memories of the past and the missing of you now, the bits and pieces of the past, and the things you have given me. My happiness, I don’t want to lose you, let alone lose you, forgive me, love you!

One hundred and one, I know it is my fault, I made you angry again. But you can’t sentence me to death. I want justice! I'm going to call you! Judge, open the door!

102. It’s all my fault. Don’t be angry. It doesn’t look good when you are angry!

103. My phone will always be on for you. Yes, if you are willing to forgive me, you can contact me at any time.

One hundred and four, I was wrong. I don’t want to lose you, the person who loves me the most, and the person I love the most! Please forgive me!

105. I don’t know what to do at this moment. I can’t see your message or hear your voice. So peaceful! My heart is about to break! Answer my message quickly.

106. Love is so deep in my eyes that I won’t hurt you if I don’t pay attention. I don’t want this to tie a deep knot between you and me, please forgive me!

107. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really didn't mean to hurt you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me.

108. Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you yesterday. Are you okay? What are you doing at home? Are you not angry with me?

109. No words can replace my guilty feeling. Thinking from your perspective makes me even sadder. What should I do to you?

< p> 111. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will have no light; if you are angry, fools will not become extinct.

112. If my willfulness makes you angry, I'm sorry. If you still refuse to forgive, then go ahead and do whatever you like.

113. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. Can you please forgive me? Apologizing between friends

1. If you are angry, just scold me or hit me. Just one meal is fine, just don't ignore me, buddy.

2. I want to say sorry to you, but you are far away now. Our friendship will not change with time, but I still want to say this apology. I say to you, please forgive me for my ignorance back then, and I wish you good luck in your foreign country.

3. Needless to say, the friendship between friends is the most innocent. In fact, there are many misunderstandings between friends. I think you can forgive me for my mistakes no matter what. I will also remember the lesson this time and prevent it from happening in the future. Such things! Still buddies, right?

4. Sorry, I got a little angry yesterday. I didn’t mean it. Can you forgive me?

5. I may be an idiot, but please believe me, I didn’t mean to.

6. Because my fault made you angry, I also blame myself and regret in my heart. I promise you that there will never be a next time. I want to tell you through this little text message: I was wrong! I just hope you can laugh away all your worries. My dear brother, please forgive me.

7. Sorry, I won’t dare next time! Please accept my sincere apology and don't be angry again, okay?

8. I’m sorry, it’s me who has embarrassed you. You’re so generous, so naturally you won’t be on the same level as the confused me!

9. My mistake broke your heart, and at the same time, my heart was also broken. Now, I use my sincere love to mend your wounds and stitch up my heart. Please accept my sincerity.

10. I had no intention of causing harm to you, but the damage has already been done. I sincerely hope to get your forgiveness and our friendship will not deteriorate because of this. Please forgive me, I friends!

11. Life doesn’t need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; friendship doesn’t need sweet words, just think about it; money doesn’t need to be carried in a car, just enough; friends don’t need to be all over the world, just have you, I only want friends Forgive my little temper and don't be angry again.

12. The encounter between friends is warm, the mutual understanding is sincere, the mutual sympathy is sincere, and the mutual help is sincere. If there is an occasional conflict, it is definitely unintentional. Please forgive my carelessness!

13. It makes you angry and worried, and my heart is also worried. It is my fault to make you unhappy. I apologize for being late and I would like to relieve my sorrow. Recalling the deep friendship between you and me, we often have quarrels and blush. Sometimes, I smile and forget all my grudges at the end. After much thought, I send you a text message, hoping that you won’t blame me.

14. It’s all my fault that I was too reckless and unintentionally stabbed your heart. My tears are flowing at this moment. My biggest hope now is that you will forget about your unhappiness, because your happiness is my biggest dream.

15. Looking at your sad face, my heart is as disappointed and cramped as autumn leaves; I want to say sorry to your sad eyes; but I don’t have the courage, so let this A thin message to say to you: Forgive me - I had to do it out of necessity.

16. Hey, buddy, I know you won’t blame me, let’s have a drink together tonight!

17. Listen to me telling a story. Once upon a time, there were two good friends. One day they quarreled, and within two days, they got back together again. Well, that’s how the story goes, hehe!

18. I calm down and send you this text message. I hope that my mistake has not brought you much harm. I hope that we will still be friends in the future. I hope that we will not lose each other for this little thing. Sincerely, I apologize to you, forgive me, buddy!

19. If my willfulness makes you angry, I'm sorry. If you still refuse to forgive, then call me and scold me, as long as you call me.

20. New Tomorrow Song: Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows, I live to wait for tomorrow, everything will be wasted. I sent a message today to admit my mistake. Don't wait to do it tomorrow, as it will only increase your worries. I hope you will forgive me and listen to tomorrow's song.

21. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have said that yesterday. I was quick to say something, and then I was quick to say something. Hey, I'll treat you to dinner tonight.

22. I was in a bad mood yesterday. Please forgive me for any offense.

23. I feel so guilty that I don’t know how to speak, but I still want to say I’m sorry.

24. The hot weather makes you angry. I feel really guilty. I blame myself all day long and feel sad. How can I relieve your worries? After thinking about it, I can’t say goodbye. I’ll just send a text message to express my appeal. I hope you forgive me. It's my fault, so don't worry about it anymore. Look at me sincerely apologizing. I hope you can forget your grudges with a smile.

25. Sir, calm down! I realized that I was wrong, and it was my fault that caused the adults such pain. This is my heartache, and I will do my best to make you smile again! Words between lovers

Words between lovers

Don’t be so nice to me. You are so good to me. If one day you treat me badly, I will be very sad.

If there is only one mouthful of porridge left in the future, you drink it first, and after finishing it, I will lick the bowl clean~

If love cannot be expressed in words, I am willing to use my life to prove it." I didn’t spend my first birthday with you, but I will spend my last one with you.” The most touching words from my husband: “Baby, promise me you are only mine.”

"Some people pursue happiness, so they work hard; some people have happiness, so they give up...

My dear, if you are tired or injured after going out, just come back. I am still here waiting for you...

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am around you

You may be just one person in this world, but to someone you are everything. World

Baby, as long as you are happy, I will be happy, no matter who you are with...

I am too imperfect to bear your too perfect love... < /p>

I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection...

When I was wronged outside, he pulled me into his arms and said to me heartbroken: "Silly girl. "That was the most touching moment for me. It made me feel at ease. I don't care about material things. He is enough for me in this life.

Why do I care about you? Your casual smile brightens me all winter; you turn around , I have burst into tears, and the seasons have begun to change quietly; you waved to me from a distance, but my wings have not been able to open for a long time

As long as we learn to wait, our dreams will become our only possessions. Flower Basket; No need to calculate how much you have lost. Even if you have never had each other, you have received a little bit of each other's warmth. Why are you still unwilling to leave the winter courtyard?

In addition to confessing, there are many ways to like someone, I think Use the most beautiful words in the world to express the love in my heart; but when I face you shyly and remain silent, do you understand my love?

Even if I don’t get your love, I will I want you to believe: I have put in a lot of effort, and I have had this belief from the beginning: the reward is not the only one, what I want to show is my courage and courage

I have my Heaven, there is a place where I live; you wander in my paradise, and I look at you quietly from a distance; I finally have the courage to come to you and say to you: Let us go together and never forget each other< /p>

I compare myself to a cedar tree: a little simple, a little beautiful, a little solemn and a little childish. My inferiority complex is the most real in front of you. I will not lie to you, kiss you, and swear to another person: I love you

Love life and be grateful to the people who meet us unexpectedly. In this way, we will be in a happy mood, just like an abandoned child who longs to enter dreamland when he is the most lonely. , found his hotbed and biological mother

Happiness is your eternal journey. If you think the light in the window can be trusted, you might as well try to find a home; the innocent migratory bird has a stubborn heart and cannot help but Call; you serve the lonely lover with your tenderness

Who broke your wings? Wearing gorgeous clothes, you fly in the fantasy of meeting; the desire of love bears green fruits, and the unfortunate story continues to me Body: The love accumulated bit by bit, how many people can remain unchanged throughout their lives

My thoughts always become more transparent on rainy days, as the raindrops hit my heart; every time a raindrop falls from the sky, my thoughts are It adds one point.

You are the door and I am the bolt, tying your heart; you are the door and I am the lock, locking your love; you are the door and I am the lintel, kissing your lips; dear-- I want to be your protector

God asked me what I loved most? I said that the first person who saw him after I sent this short message was my favorite.

Have you seen it?

Why I can only write 19 letters, because seven have always been in my heart

Expectations have failed again, you are the platform on my journey; the train and The rails accompany you, but I can't keep your lingering; the wheels finally fall silent, you let me choose between beer, poetry and cigarettes, I don't like any of them

The crowded carriage polishes the unexpected encounter, romance The star track flew over the city; I found the moon's lost wings in the grass, so I made a beautiful wish: many years later, I will welcome you with a feast

When you leave, please call me, and I will Go back with you; it is late autumn, and the faint thoughts are like thick sesame paste; among all the victims, I am the most innocent, and among the happy crowd, I am the most helpless

I fell into deep In deep sleep, the bright moon still hangs in the sky; even if you don't appear in front of my door, I will not let it go down the mountain; this winter is not too cold, and the thick cotton coat cannot wrap up my transparent longing

I just woke up from a dream and felt like crying: your red lips, your nails and your long hair have long been embedded in my muscles and bones; the sunset weaves a love fairy tale, and the roots of hunger and thirst Crossing the rocks to reach your feet Ambiguous words between lovers

Ambiguous words between lovers

Little Love Slave: With just one word from you, I can go to heaven or hell; with one breath, I can go to heaven or hell. I am in a state of ecstasy, or I am thousands of miles away; with one look from you, my heart is electrocuted, or I am riddled with holes; with a wave of your hand, I summon you and leave immediately

Give up on you, In the next life!!

If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes blink back and forth, I will die.

You have given me the happiest days in my life, and you have also given me a lifetime of sadness. I long for the happiness you bring me, but I don’t want you to bring me any more harm.

You are the sun in my heart, but it is a pity that it has gone down; you are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by the clouds; you are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it is a pity that it has bloomed; you are in the sky. Chang'e came to the world, but unfortunately she landed face first

You are the bread in the morning, the ice cream in summer, the garlic of Shandong people, and the pepper of Sichuan people. When I see you, my heartbeat speeds up, but I don’t see you in a bad mood. When I dream about you, time flies too fast. I hope it’s not a long wait to have you.

You and I are both single-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come to the world just to find their other half. I finally found you after all the hard work, damn! But I found Our wings are parallel to each other.

You have to know that love is selfish! So I haven’t had any distracting thoughts in my heart so far. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that I only have you in my heart!

Just stand there and don’t move! Wait for me to fly over!

My dear, the first thing I do after I get up every day The first thing is: miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! My dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much that I love you so much.

Gently push open the winter window, quietly watch the snowflakes floating, wishing the branches sprout from a distance, then I think, my dear, how are you? I really miss you!

Lover, no It must be reasonable, but it must be understanding; it may not be inseparable, but it must be heartfelt; it may not be the icing on the cake, but it must be a help in times of need; it may not be in constant contact, but it is always in the heart!

The best in the world Everything should belong to me, including you!!

Him: My dear, look, there is a line of egrets flying in the sky. It’s so beautiful! Me: Don’t shout so loud, you color blind person! Then It's the wild goose!

Him: My dear, when will you come back? Me: I will never tell you so that you have time to sort out the crime scene.

Listen, I give you permission to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together~

Me: I can’t come to sleep with you tonight, so please rest early, refresh yourself, and come back tomorrow to read my concubine’s name.

Him: I have three thousand beauties in my harem. My dear wife, you don’t have to worry too much about this, and you have to endure loneliness:) Me: It seems that I have to come back tonight and poison you! Him: Just kidding and joking, you can’t lend me some courage. Dare to read other people's brands, and besides, although there are many brands in my harem, they are all written with one person's name:)

Me: Boss, where are you whoringing~ He: I am only prostituted by you, what is it today? Color (underwear) Me: I am fully booked today, please come early next time. He: Hum

Me: You can handle it by yourself at night! (I mean dinner. He: Use your hands? ( I don’t know what he was thinking about) Me: Don’t think wrongly, I said it was to eat~ Him: NN’s, my wife is naughty~

Me: I am downstairs, there is a lot to eat Him: (Very excited) Really, I’ll pick you up right away. After a while, he: Where is he? Why didn’t he see you? Me: I’m downstairs at my house?

Me: I have a new love, love The concubine can make a living for herself~~ Him: You dare! I’m not done with you (I’ll change roles immediately) Me: I don’t dare, I’m willing to serve you for the rest of my life~ Him: Come, let me dance for you~~

First of all, do you want me to die if you like me? Don't make trouble and be obedient.

Take care of yourself if you can, otherwise just let me take care of you!

The rain stopped. The sky is sunny. Woman, please slowly clean the house. I will clean the world for you.