April fool's day chat words

1. I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam! Happy April Fool's Day!

Xiao Lv said to mother donkey, Mom, someone sent me a malicious short message before April Fool's Day, so I can't come back? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, the pig will come back. If it is a donkey, we won't come back. Happy April Fool's Day!

3. Psychological test: If you race with a bear, you hope: 1, you run fast; 2, as fast; You are slower than a bear. Answer: 1. You are an animal worse than an animal. 2. You are an animal; 3. You are worse than an animal! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. It's late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day, and you may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you happy April Fool's Day!

A beautiful little pig runs to you, looks at you adoringly, wagging its tail and ass. I sang a song for you: I will be you when I grow up! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. A person can be my lover forever; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called fools! Happy holidays!

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. April Fool's Day will be in a few days. Here, I remind you to be careful! Don't worry, I won't lie to you. How could I embarrass you, such a lovely pig!

9. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

10. I dreamed of you last night: eating a Manchu banquet and living in Shangri-La; Get dressed and take a Cadillac; Look at the scene and enjoy a happy life; Travel around the world and wish April Fool's Day dream come true in the lottery!