Classic blessing text messages on mobile phone

When I ride the wind away, I will look at you in the sky; when I turn into dust, I am willing to protect you; when I turn into purple clouds, I am willing to give you eyesight Let’s get a little colorful.

The beggar led the monkey along the street to beg. He asked the monkey to laugh and it laughed, he asked the monkey to cry and it cried, he asked the monkey to bow and it bowed, and he asked the monkey to read text messages and it read text messages

Do you want to get rich? Do you want to be lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to stay young forever? ——Stop thinking nonsense, wash your feet and go to sleep!

Special advice: Pinhole cameras are becoming increasingly common. In order to protect your private parts from prying eyes, please keep your clothes on when taking a bath, and don’t take off your underwear to urinate or defecate. Remember! Remember!

The wife angrily took out the love letter her husband had written to another woman. It read, "You are my life." When the husband saw it, he had an idea and said, "But after seeing you, I don't even want my life!"

When you read this message, you owe me a hug; when you delete this message, you owe me a kiss; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine.

If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you... stupid people will not exist.

Narrator: She dances with a spear like a dragon emerging from the water, a tiger and a tiger are in full swing (eyes away from the manuscript in hand and glanced at the arena), oh, she uses a stick

Love is here Only in the eyes of those who know how to cherish, praise will shine like diamonds. But in the eyes of people who don't know how to cherish it, it will always be just an ordinary stone.

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You are the phoenix in the sky, I am the hungry wolf underground, you are the crow in the sky, and I am the toad underground. You fly like crazy in the sky, and I chase you underground...