Interesting SMS

What kind do you want? Humor? Deep feeling? Blessed? I will give you some. I don't know if they are suitable.

Yesterday left, tomorrow is about to leave, only today is walking ... I wish you a wonderful walk every day, every step is safe, every moment is happy, every minute is happy, every second is happy.

Be calm when encountering contradictions, be patient when encountering satire, be strong when encountering difficulties, be restrained when being wronged, be fully aware of the situation, be busy and meticulous in your work, be cautious when dealing with problems, and be enthusiastic when treating others.

Tea should be strong enough to be tasteless. Get drunk and never want to wake up. People should love deeply and continue to love in the next life. Friends, forever, hey, look at mobile phone text messages ... not bad!

God said: The so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this message, everything will come naturally! !

Dear mobile users, your phone bill is insufficient. Please sell iron and blood, children and women, and rice. Pay the phone bill, and China Mobile will kowtow to you.

Being accompanied by friends is a sense of security, being encouraged by friends is a kind of strength, being encouraged by friends is an encouragement, and being missed by friends is a kind of happiness! I wish you happiness every second, every day and every year.

The baby in the delivery room laughed after birth, and the midwife was very surprised to come and observe and found that the child's fist was clenched tightly. After reading it, I found it was a birth control pill. I only heard the child say, damn it, it's not that easy to kill me!

Do you know why we are destined to be together in this life? As a matter of fact, we met more than 1000 years ago. It was an autumn. You took me running in the wind, leaving your teeth on me, which has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

Are you Xiao Qiang, a cockroach who was crushed by Xiaomi Sha's dog Wang Cai and adopted by the mentally retarded master of Shaolin Temple, who is known as Pear Flower over Begonia?

In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. . Do you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite concern!

Are you lonely? If so, go downstairs and buy a rope and stick, tie the rope to the stick, and wave the stick on the roof when it is windy. People want to ask you: What are you doing? Just say: I'm crazy!

I want to say goodbye to you. I am sad to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I wanted to keep you around forever, but the captain said, "pigs are not allowed in the army!" "

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't go to a happy paradise; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, "Don't walk the dog"!