Funny birthday wishes are short.

1, birthday girl, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

2. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!

3, I wish you: I am lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, and my life is longer than that of Nanshan Stone.

Animal star: Pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

6. I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday! 7. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!