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Every time I sneeze, I lie to myself that you miss me.

1. Cold vows sleep in fairy tales

2. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

3. Facing the high oil price, high house price and difficulty in making friends, the house is the lowest consumption level.

4. I want to be a tooth in my next life. When I am unhappy, someone hurts.

5. At first, you were distressed when she frowned. Later, you were not nervous when she shed tears.

6. Do you still love me? Do you have my love persistence

7. If the future doesn't come, if the past doesn't go, then now is no longer the present.

8. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

9. I just occasionally feel that no one will feel sorry for a freak like me.

1. Some feelings will not be revealed when they are owned, but they will be miserable if they are lost. Because the greatest stability of feelings is to get along.

11. [Pain is often found by yourself. Don't blame others with excuses.]

12. If you send a text message to someone you like, he won't reply, so don't send it again. /shuo/

13. Only when you are most depressed will you know who is the fool who is worried about you and who is the bastard who is a stranger.

14. Love is not complicated. It comes and goes in just three words, either I love you and I hate you, or forget it. How are you? I'm sorry.

15. Every time you sneeze, you lie to yourself that you miss me.

16. Even if you fly high and far; I will return to the place where you started one day.

17. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

18. Understand the general meaning.

19. This war-torn youth is mixed with our hysterical disorientation.

2. There is no cold man in the world, but it is not you he warms.

21. The world kisses me with pain, and I will sing back.

22. I don't want to be near everything about you because I have no ability.

23. People who are alone are most afraid of holidays. In the world, besides turkeys, there must be me.

24. Sorry is not the answer I want to hear. I just want to end our relationship quietly.

25. If you are worried that you can't fly, you have my butterfly

26. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then let's keep a safe distance

27. I don't blame you for not loving me. I'm used to being romantic. I don't blame you for not thinking about me. I just can't let you go.

28. I am a firework in this world, and I don't want to be a poem or a painting. I just want to smile and spend the world!

29. I have a lot to say to you when you are not around. When you are together, even if you don't talk, just stay quietly.

3. Nowadays, people are getting richer and richer, and their mobile phones are bigger than my TV! ! !

31. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go out to buy apples, you can buy a bag of apples for me.

32. The more I listen to your excuses, the more chilling I get.

33. At school, I understood the pain of being sleepy and unable to sleep. Sneeze, talk about sneezing, talk about sneezing incessantly, talk about

1. Girl, sneezing is not that he is thinking about you, but that he is sick, and it is cold, so remember to take care of himself

2. As a normal post-9s generation, when we suddenly sneeze, our first thought is not of catching a cold, but of who is scolding ourselves behind our backs,

3. Being awakened by thunder outside in the morning.

4. You should take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and occasionally sneeze, which means I am thinking of you ~! ~!

5. It seems that friends, boyfriends, girlfriends and children in other people's families have high IQ, emotional intelligence, high face value and high salary. They are noble, handsome, gentle, considerate, beautiful and generous, and can do anything. I will give you a pile of money every few days, set so many world records every few days, and sneeze can also rain ... But so what, it's none of my business. At least they are not as good as me, but they can't pollute me anyway.

6. A couple was walking on the road, and the woman sneezed. Her boyfriend asked, Did you catch a cold? Female, um. Boyfriend said, wait, I have medicine at home! My girlfriend thought to herself, it's good for me, and she gave me medicine to eat! When waiting for her boyfriend to come back, he said, let's go. My girlfriend asked, where is the medicine? My boyfriend said, "I ate it!" You have a cold. I have to take precautions. I can't let you infect me!

7. Please stop thinking about me. I feel really bad. I sneezed three times.

8. Every time I sneezed, I thought you were thinking about me. Later, I found out that I caught a cold.

9. I met someone who wanted to break my decision not to fall in love during college, even if I graduated after only one year ... It was really like sneezing, like flowers in full bloom. Like a woman's labor … I can't wait for a moment … He makes me want to try bravely, feel the sadness and joy of love, and let me experience the feelings of two of a kind who plan each other into the future … No matter what the outcome is, I will be as full of confidence in our future as he is.

1. I sneezed again. Ma Ma told me that I should have caught a cold from sneezing these days. I thought you missed me.

11. "I seem to have seasonal diseases, not the kind that I like sneezing in spring and catching colds in autumn. It's that every time the mist fills the air and cicadas suddenly sound, I suddenly feel so sad.

12. I can't wait for your good night and stay up late. I caught a cold and sneezed. I thought you were thinking of me.

13. Eggplant was walking in the street and suddenly sneezed heavily. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Damn it! Someone took a group photo again! "

14. I was so stupid that I sneezed and thought you were thinking of me.

15. 3th day of separation. Today, you went to social practice, and you were not at home all day. I don't know what you are doing, whether you are happy or not, and who you are with. Go to bed early, don't be tired. It's cold, put on more clothes and don't catch cold. I saw you sneezing all the time the other day. You must have caught a cold, but I didn't. Sure enough, you passed on your cold to me before, and you still didn't admit it.

16. If sneezing really means that someone misses you, then I thank that person for flooding. -catching a cold ing

17. If you have a dream during the day, you will have a dream at night. You should take good care of yourself and avoid catching a cold and running nose. If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

18. Go on blind dates with your buddies. It's pure diaosi. You won't say anything when you see a beautiful woman. As a result, I had a heated conversation with that girl. It was cold, and the girl sneezed. As soon as I saw the opportunity, I poked my brother: "Show something.". The goods scratched their heads for a long time and said, "It will clear up when dogs sneeze. . 。”

19. I have a cold, my nose is very uncomfortable, and I can't help sneezing all the time. I want to go to bed early, but I'm not sleepy, and I'm in a bad mood, annoyed and confused.

2. The weather is getting colder, the leaves are getting yellow, the nights are getting longer, the days are getting shorter, and there are more clothes. Take good care of yourself, don't have a cold and runny nose, nothing to send a message and convey warm friendship. If you sneeze, don't doubt that I am thinking of you! Good morning, friend! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

21, you should take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose, and occasionally sneeze, which means I am thinking of you!

22. I got up in the morning and sneezed. Someone was thinking about me. Hit another so-and-so to scold me; Then I hit another one, alas, I really caught a cold

23. At that time, I caught a cold. I tell you, I often sneezed recently. But you said shamelessly, that's because I often miss you.

24. "I sneezed five times just now! ""and then what? ""Who do you think of me? ""You have a cold "

25. I hope sneezing is not a cold ...

26. It's really annoying to sneeze when you have a cold! ! !

27, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with your little hand; Please remember, it's cold, put on more clothes. Don't catch a cold! If you accidentally sneeze, please remember that it must be me thinking about you!

28. When you are on holiday, you should go online with illness. When I was at school, I sneezed and thought about the terminal stage of cancer.

29. Oh, I sneezed. Are you thinking of me or do I have a cold? Why are you so stupid? People say I like you instead of I love your different fool.

3. I like a cold. After sneezing countless times, I said foolishly, well, you missed me.

31. You asked me how deep my cold was. The sneeze tissue represents my heart.

32. I sneezed.

33.-It's as hard to hide feelings as to hide sneezing.

34. Love is like sneezing. You can always type it inadvertently. Deliberately trying to fight is always unsatisfactory.

35. Missing you is like sneezing after catching a cold for several times. After trying to sneeze, you will not be able to sneeze, and your eyes will be astringent and tears will come out.

36. Sneezing for the first time means that someone scolds you, and sneezing for the second time means that someone misses you. Sneeze for the third time, kid! You really have a cold. Go home and take your medicine!

37. Sneezing is not a cold, but a symptom of a cold getting better.

38. "It's cold in beginning of winter, so put on more clothes and exercise, and don't catch a cold. If you accidentally sneeze, please remember that we must be missing you! May you be happy, warm and happy in beginning of winter! "

39, a greeting, a text message, a hug, a look, a scarf, warm each other with our little hands; Please remember, it's cold, so put on more clothes. Stop catching a cold! If you accidentally sneeze, please remember that it must be me thinking about you.

4. The doctor said: Love is a cold. A person infected by the love virus can't hide from himself or others, because he can't restrain his sneezing.

41. I sneezed several times. I thought someone missed me, but it turned out that I had a cold and was very uncomfortable. I asked for care.

42. Every time I sneeze, I always say, "Who missed me?"

43. If you sneeze, it must be that I miss you. Now I sneeze, but you say I have a cold. .

44. Do you all think when you sneeze: think twice and scold three colds.

45. I sneezed. I thought you missed me, but I didn't expect that I caught a cold.

46. There are two possibilities for sneezing: one is that someone scolds you behind your back, the other is that you have a cold, and the third is that your nose is stimulated.

47. I've been sneezing recently. I thought you were thinking about me, but then I realized that I had a cold. .

48. I've been sneezing all the time today. It seems that many people miss me. Only when I measure the thermometer can I know that I have a cold ...

49. You have dreams during the day, and you have dreams at night. You should take good care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

5. I sneezed and thought you missed me, only to know that I had a cold. Talk about sneezing all the time

Today, I sneezed all the time, afraid of catching a cold. I invited my sister-in-law to run in Shamian, exercised for about an hour, came back, took a shower, and still caught a cold.

talk about sneezing all the time

1. Sneezing with a runny nose always makes me cry unconsciously. I took medicine and wanted to go to bed early. As a result, I woke up after sleeping for a few hours, so I can't sleep more.

second, I thought someone missed me. I kept sneezing, but I was going to catch a cold and cough again.

Third, I've been sneezing these two days. Who hates me so much ... I'm sorry, isn't it?

Fourth, I suspect that Fat Rice has caught a cold, because he has been coughing and sneezing all the time recently. Grandma came to see Fat Rice before 9 o'clock today, and Grandpa also came to see Fat Rice after skipping work this afternoon. Grandpa didn't sleep last night. It's true love to go there from time to time to feel if Fat Rice has a fever.

5. izakaya, which has been carefully excavated, is not delicious at all except cakes. She always sneezes when eating spicy hot pot.

6. Since I came to Shenzhen, I have always caught a cold, especially since this year, I have sneezed at both ends for three days and my nose has developed into a stuffy nose, so I should take medicine. Fortunately, every cold is just a stuffy nose and no headache. The air conditioner in the office, everyone around me feels hot, and I can still catch a cold by wearing a coat.

7. I said why I always sneezed when I slept last night. It turned out to be sauce purple. What are you talking about me when you don't feel at midnight? Besides, I didn't get sunburned.

8. I don't know why, I always sneeze, not today or yesterday, but for a long time. In the past, I was often teased by my friends because of the long, high-pitched ending. Recently, I found a way: I closed my mouth one second before sneezing, leaving only a thin seam, which would compress the sharp tone into a long poof 55555~ (in short, it is similar to imitating the fart sound

9. I always have phlegm in my throat, and I always sneeze. I didn't find anything when I went to the hospital. Is there any prescription?

oh, why did you catch a cold? I always have a runny nose and sneeze. It's really uncomfortable.

Xi. I've been sneezing these two days. I guess something is going to happen! ! ! No matter what it is, see the confession! ! !

12. I have been suffering from rhinitis for many years, but I can't treat it well. I have eaten both traditional Chinese medicine and western medicine and spent a lot of money, but I can't treat it well. I always sneeze with runny nose, which has seriously affected my life and family. I am also very annoyed myself. I hope that the majority of bloggers know how to solve rhinitis. Thank you for your comments.

XIII. I have been suffering from allergic rhinitis since I came back from Shanghai in May, and I always sneezed. Recently, it became serious and I went to prescribe medicine. The doctor said that he was sleepy after eating. God, I'm sleepy already. Can I go to work well if I get sleepy again? I rushed to buy a bottle of vitamin B. I didn't know I loved myself so much, haha. The mental state is also bad, thinking a lot and worrying, losing the sense of purpose, and a very confused period that is not the lowest point in a short life. Want to know if others have been like this?

XIV. What's the matter these days? I'm always sneezing. Who's talking about me behind my back? It's still the rhythm of catching a cold, early in the morning.

XV. Video with a friend. I said that I think I have rhinitis, and I always sneeze. In the past two days, I always feel that my throat is stuck, as if something is sticking. My friend said that you can drink a bottle of toilet cleaner.

16. Oh, forget it. You can't blame yourself if you sneeze a lot recently.