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SMS about Valentine's Day
SMS about Valentine's Day
If you see this message, it means that you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to be my bride. Forget it. Forev
I haven't had time to participate in your past, and your future won't be missed again! Sincerely, I know you; In the middle of the mausoleum, I will accompany you day and night.
You know what else I'm doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you D: I don't want you to be bad E: It's all on it.
I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I can promise that if you feel hungry one day, you will definitely see it at that time. I laughed implicitly and starved to death in your arms.
Love plus love is equivalent to very love, love minus love is equivalent to the starting point of love, from love to love is equivalent to everything, and love except love is equivalent to the only love. Maybe for you, what happened to me in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, what happened to you in this life is 0+ 1 = 1.
What if the little frog becomes Prince Charming? What if the little princess wakes up? What if the little mermaid turns into foam? Will I believe in love? Do you believe it? Because you are always by my side. The vast sea of people has your name. Navigation bar; Keep your name on a cold night. Heating; The long road of life has your name. Travel together.
Love is the inner desire, the ringing of feeling, the impact of design inspiration, the shining of photoelectricity, the mellow wine and the beautiful pure wine. Happy Valentine's Day!
Seeing you, I am afraid of electric shock accidents; I can't see you and need a battery to charge; Without you, I think I can turn off the power. Love you is my job, miss you is my job, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my technical specialty!
I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hands, see it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!
Commodity: I have a toothache recently. Because I often think of you at night, it feels too sweet and will cause dental caries.
There is no desert in the world. Every time I think of you, the creator drops a grain of sand, and then I have the Congo basin! There used to be a sea in this world. Just because every time I miss you, the creator drops a tear, so there is China Pacific.
If loving you is not right, then I would rather make a big mistake, even for the rest of my life!
Sauvignon blanc, abortion cold, late cold syndrome, lovers go back alone during the Spring Festival and look at themselves sadly. It is also difficult to see and think, slowly regretting a long night's sleep and asking if Iraq is merciful.
The road of life is inevitably getting old, but I will always remember the happy time and warm years with you. On the road of life, I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future.
There is nothing wrong with the stars and the moon, because you have left; The breeze is silent, because I am still sobbing; Because I said nothing, because I still miss you.
I love you, but it's too difficult to be calm! Love you, but sneaking around, I feel so tired! Love you, but let yourself heartache, very miserable! How silly of you to be willing!
Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: Whose tears can I feel, because you are in my heart.
It's sad to meet someone who understands you in the wrong place. It is a sigh to meet an impossible person in the right place. Meeting someone who knows you in the right place is a lifelong happiness.
The old road is thin and thin, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for you to call _!
On Tanabata, I want to make a fish. You can stew, boil and steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.
You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Kaifeng, Beijing. You want me to hold your hairy hand! Feelings! Let's walk upright!
Loving you is not the goal, loving you to death is! Loving you is not a goal, but a lifelong love!
I miss you so much. I cut off the internet cable, burned my phone card, took out all my money and handbags, and ate valium, alas! I either miss you.
Are you a train? I am the railway line; Are you a brick kiln? I am dirt; Are you a cloud? I am the wind; Are you chocolate? I am a packaging bag; Do you like it? I am love? It's great to have you here.
Love for you is like a running stream, like a runaway river, like a sunset, and the fragrant hills are brilliant? I think you love you? I can't live without you. I have to get you.
I want to send you roses. Unfortunately, the price is very expensive. I want to reassure you, but I haven't learned it well yet. I want you to kneel down, but the diamond ring is still in the safe. I only sent a short message to chase you. I hope everyone will never blow it.
Please forgive me for telling a passerby your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He wants to help me tell you. My heart has feelings for you, my heart loves you and my heart is waiting for you.
You are a chronic poison, seeping into my blood night and manipulating my brain through my nervous system. Toxic and side effects occurred on February 14. Please don't forget to help me cure the poison!
Light the sun, you will be bright, light the flood, and you will be flooded. Broken pots and broken lids, ugly ghosts have been loved by ugly women, as long as the feelings are deep and the meaning is like the sea, hemp seeds can also shine!
The person I love has been taken away, and the person I love can't bear to look straight. Either it is influenced by laziness or it is a super pervert in silence. -To Valentine's Day in China!
If you shed tears, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I hope you have more gum in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you. 7 14 What is Valentine's Day?
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