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Selected humorous greetings of Lantern Festival
2. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. I wish you a happy Lantern Festival and always be in a good mood!
According to the measurement of Fengyun-3 satellite, a comet will hit the earth during the Lantern Festival. The landing site is your bed. In order to prevent accidents, please fart with your ass up while sleeping, and change the landing point of objects with gas. I wish you success.
Don't forget to eat Yuanxiao on Lantern Festival. Once learned, you gain wisdom, three families are reunited, four seasons are safe, and five. . . Oh, piggy, this thing is not easy to digest!
5. The Lantern Festival sends you a bowl of glutinous rice balls to fulfill your career dream, warm love like spring, happiness of family reunion and good luck in the new year! Happy Lantern Festival!
6, the Lantern Festival is less round, and the stomach is hard to disappear. Don't be greedy tonight. Have a nice evening!
7. Round moon, red face, shallow smile, curved eyes; Sweet glutinous rice balls, Happy New Year, and good friends forever! Happy Lantern Festival!
8. The moon is round, bearing endless attachment, and the spring breeze gradually brings sincere feelings. I wish you a beautiful and wonderful Lantern Festival night, a colorful life, and happiness will always accompany you!
9. Lantern Festival is celebrated with lanterns, and it snows auspicious in the New Year. Jade candle lights thousands of families, lanterns shine on Man Chun. Happy Lantern Festival to my dear friends!
10, after the New Year, people are tired of running, money is spent, my heart hurts, short messages are gone, nobody cares, the wild people can't go on, go to work honestly, thanks to me, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival!
165438+ Happy Lantern Festival.
12, with sincere wishes, may you find happiness, happiness, sweetness, auspiciousness, happiness, Hu Jin, Hu Fu and Cai Hu in the Lantern Festival. Happy Lantern Festival!
13, Lantern Festival is here, I wish you: relatives and friends are like jiaozi, wealth is like running water, ideals are like checks, career is like you and I meet by chance, love is like a full moon, and good luck is like going out to find dollars!
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