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520 group greetings

Because the homonym of "I love you" has become Valentine's Day, many couples will show their love on this day. The festival focuses on participation. No matter whether you are single or have an object, you can send 520 blessings in the group. I wish you all a happy holiday! The following are 30 greetings that I collected for mass mailing on May 20th. According to the different objects, it is divided into three categories, namely, the single group of mothers and fetuses for 20 years, the supply group of "dog food" and the mixed group.

A single group of mothers and fetuses within a year or twenty years.

On May 20th, 0 new girlfriends, 0 confirmed girlfriends, 0 suspected girlfriends and 0 overseas girlfriends were added. Brothers, happy 520!

The so-called hero does not ask for a way out, and the bachelor does not look at his age. Guys, try to spend 520 together next year!

Impossible, there will be no friends who don't know how to spend 520! I suddenly miss my male ticket, and I don't know if he has eaten, if he has gone to work today, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is. I wish you all an early cancellation!

Good news, the second cup is 520 at half price. Are there any sisters fighting for orders in the group? Without me, I enjoy double happiness alone.

Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets. Spend 520 together, brothers.

Others have been in love for many years. I have been asking about love for many years. If you have the same experience, please buckle one in the group and we will unite!

God is very fair. He let you spend Singles' Day, but not Valentine's Day. But I don't think so. Let's spend 520 together

I'd like you to meet my girlfriend. My girlfriend is excellent. She is not spoiled, pretentious, stuffy, scheming, clingy, money-worshipping, violent, timid, moody and nonexistent. Friends, happy 520!

Smart, good-looking, good-looking, smart, humorous and generous-these are all proof of our single ability! Happy five, two, zero!

You would rather be a dog than confess to me. I wrote this blood feud first.

Second, the "dog food" supplier group

I love you, the wind and snow are filled with vegetation, and I am still in the heart of love, giving you my eternal love and happiness! I didn't send the wrong group. I just want to express my love for my girlfriend.

Last year, a few drops of acacia tears turned into water for planting flowers in spring, just for a beautiful woman to walk in the spring, breaking red roses from branches and wearing them lightly as hair clips. When the day came, she dressed up to marry her husband. I wish you all a happy 520, everything will be fine, and all shall be well.

Are you tired? You have been running in my heart all day. Sorry, I'm here to show my love again. Everyone is very happy at five twenty!

I want to be your Tom cat, and I will only catch you a mouse all my life. Yes, I came to show my love on purpose. Happy May 20th!

Are you short of light bulbs? The kind of sitting and eating without talking, I will leave after eating, and I can really take pictures of you and retouch pictures. Finally, I wish you all a happy May 20th!

A candle at the bottom of a well keeps Lang Changxing from going. Linglong dice Anhoudou, what do you know about bone acacia? Happy 520!

In this world, you can live up to the Tathagata, and you can live up to the Tathagata. Happy 520!

Happy May 20th, everyone! In a few hours, there will be countless transfer screenshots in the circle of friends. Every year, can you be a little new? For example, transfer some for me, too

Don't mess with me that day, you don't know. If you annoy me, your phone will ring as soon as I call. Still wish you a happy May 20th!

520 is not popular now, but I love you three thousand times. Turn to 520X3000, I have calculated it for you, and it is 1.56 million. (giggle) Happy 520!

Third, mixed groups.

I wish all lovers in the world will be well, and independent people will have their place. Happy 520!

I'll give you a chance to confess to me. If you are not sure, I will give you another one. Happy everyone 520!

Today at 520, someone sent gold, someone sent silver and someone sent flowers. I was afraid that no one would send me, so I bought all three. Honeysuckle is really hot. Everyone is very happy at five twenty!

My boyfriend just proposed. Let's bless him. Happy 520, too

I wish my boyfriend "520" happiness, because I don't have a boyfriend, so I won't write privately.

I will send flowers on time on May 20th at 202 1 13 and 14. Take this special time to wish everyone a happy May 20th!

Friends, friends, "520", no one transferred money to you. You can call me. You can transfer the money to me first, and then I will transfer it to you. The handling fee is only 2%. thank you Just what you need, my major. Finally, I wish you all a happy 520!

"Don't worry, there is always a boy who walks up to you with a bunch of flowers in his hand and gently says to you," Excuse me, make way. "Happy May 20th, friends!

Give me 5 19 today and 520 tomorrow. Can you really buy face? What are single girls waiting for? Happy 520!

Happy 520! Can this group have online dating? You can't quit the league, you can't afford to spend your youth, and you can't afford to wait for your enthusiasm. It's really too late to find someone immediately after 520. If you want to add it, I can add it now, otherwise it would be a bit deliberate to add it on the 20th.