2015 Singles Day Classic SMS Collection

It’s Singles’ Day again. Are single brothers and sisters feeling lonely again? Quickly pick up your phone and send a blessing message to your friends. Remember to have a happy Singles’ Day!

2015 Singles’ Day Classic SMS Collection

1. Being single is a state, how can you live this life alone!

2. Singles’ Day is obviously for girls What a good opportunity to choose a son-in-law! Think about it, good men are usually busy at work, and it’s not until Singles’ Day that they feel depressed and run out to sit around. This is a good opportunity for ladies! It only comes once a year! Don’t miss it if you pass by!

3. I am single again just after graduating from school! I just started working and I was attracted by those ladies in the office. Playing around, why are today’s professional women like this! More ferocious than a tigress! More cunning than a fox! I live in dire straits, so I’d better stay single

4. It’s November 11th again, one year It’s Singles’ Day! My friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

5. Put aside your worries, come, let us shout loudly: I am single! I am very happy!

6. Poor married compatriots, take a look at our top ten sources of happiness

7. Who doesn’t want to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable goal. Dream? No! If you are still single today, you can live your aristocratic addiction openly

8. We singles can openly and openly look forward to the other half of our hearts, even though we don’t know her yet. Where is it still being raised? Poor married men can only stare at their familiar wives without any imagination

9. When heaven is about to give a great job to a man, he must first work hard on his will. It’s not that God won’t help me. It’s us, but God trusts us. We have a heavy responsibility to entrust, and there is a long way to go. The mainstay is us.

10. It doesn’t matter that we are singles. I am afraid that those who find a girlfriend will claim to have left. If you are in a single relationship, what's so great about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not necessarily marry you. You can spend money on other people's wives and happily do it. In fact, we are very wise and foolish.

11. We are so happy as singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like the good family gentleman, hanging from a tree, so sad!

12. Occasionally We are single and carefree. We don’t have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day long and become a cuckold. We can also cuckold others all day long and let others be cuckolded. It’s a great pleasure!

13. Without a family, we have no worries. You can smoke if you want, drink if you want, and your wife won't let you control it, and just have a good fight with anyone you don't like. It's not like a man with a family who has to think before and after: what if something happens and he becomes disabled or dies? If the wife runs away with someone else, how will the children live?

14. Even if we are singles and are afraid of everything, we are not afraid of divorce. Who is like a househusband? If there is an internal dispute, the fixed assets will be reduced by half by accident.

15. The repertoire of us bachelors and our male compatriots is to say the most touching words to girls: I love you, will you marry me? If it is not festive today, you can only say the first half. sentence.

16. You can also attend the Singles’ Day party tonight. If you are not a bachelor, you will still be kicked out even if you are here.

17. We are still happy even if there is no one to accompany us! I am single, so I am happy, and I am happy, so next year... I will no longer be a bachelor.

18. We bachelors have power, hey! We bachelors have power! We are busy at work every day and night, hey! We are busy at work every day and night!

19. Green Onion said: I He is an innocent bachelor. The bamboo stick said: I am a bachelor who would rather break than bend. Noodles said: I am a bachelor who becomes soft when exposed to water. Chopsticks said: I am a well-informed bachelor. Carrot said: I am a red bachelor. Youtiao said: I am a bachelor who is too soft-hearted and suffers. No. 11 car said: Regardless of manual or automatic, I am the most popular bachelor.

I wish you a happy Singles' Day!

20. When did my girlfriend ask her group friends for drinks? I don't know if the girl in the group has a boyfriend. I want to leave the group but I'm afraid it's hard to join the group. I can't sleep at night. I shouldn't be drunk. Only then can the dream come true. Women can be black and white, beautiful and ugly. Men can be tall, short, fat or thin. This is a difficult thing. I hope that the bachelors will no longer have to suffer the pain of being single. It’s hard to be single. We are already twenty-five and have no one to mend our clothes. Today is Singles’ Day. I really don’t want to. You are a bachelor again, marry me. If you don’t marry me, I will... marry you

21. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, rejoicing all over the world, you who have left the organization , in the midst of tender dire straits, do you still remember your friends who are still single?

22. Today is Singles’ Day. It’s so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to say to you, I, I Like? You? Your sister!

23. I have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? You just need to call me three times tonight: sister, sister, sister? You will find your favorite, very spiritual!

24. Today is Singles’ Day. I really don’t want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don’t marry me, I will? Marry you!

25. Today is Singles’ Day, don’t think about MM all the time, be careful if you don’t study well, your parents will beat you with a bare stick~

26. However, it doesn’t feel right for a single girl to be called a bachelor, but what else can she call her if she is not a bachelor? Should Singles' Day be celebrated? It is said that marriage is a siege. Those who are in want to get out, and those who are outside are eager to get in. This friend of mine is worried about not being able to enter the besieged city, but is too embarrassed to say it openly. That day, he asked me carefully, "Do you live at your parents' house or at your own home?"

27. The text message came again: Come to me silently and marry me, so that both of us can be together. He is no longer a bachelor, he is happy.

28. Hmm, is that a good idea? Then come to my place and I will marry you. Humph, I can't afford to be deceived, why should I go find you? If you look down on me again and throw me in an unfamiliar place, I won't have anywhere to cry! I'm not stupid.

29. You are my everything, do you know? You are my favorite, do you know? You are the pillar of my life, do you know? You are the reason for my life, do you know? I found it Do you know it’s wrong?

30. Singles’ Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, the butterflies are divorced, the caterpillars have remarried, and the frogs have given birth to tadpoles. , what are you going to do? I wish you all the best on Singles’ Day!

31. The world is getting more and more screwed up. Beautiful women can’t find husbands, talented women can’t find jobs, and bold women can’t find them. To a one night stand. Happy Singles Day to all the female bachelors!

32. My wife, I always cheat; my plane, my old plane crashes; my life, I always go to hell; being a chic bachelor is so fucking beautiful. !Happy Singles' Day!

33. When did I get my girlfriend? I asked my Q friend for a drink. I wonder if the girl in Q has a boyfriend. I want to leave Q, but I am afraid that it will be difficult to get into Q. I can't sleep at night. , there should be no drunkenness, when will the dream come true? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, men are tall, short, fat and thin. This matter has never been solved in ancient times. I hope Q will last forever and there will be no more singles.

34. A fire broke out in the Sutra Pavilion of the Shaolin Temple. As a result, many precious sutras were burned, and the abbot couldn't help crying. The young monk didn't know, thinking that the abbot was ill, and asked: "Why is the abbot so unbearable?" The abbot cried and said: "I have dysmenorrhea?"

35. There is a rainbow in my eyes, and it is you who will never fade. smile; there is an emotion in my heart, which is an unforgettable attachment to you. Late at night on Singles' Day, do you know that I am thinking of you?

36. I accidentally broke into your love network, so I discovered the largest network in the world that I can't get out of. I fell in love with you accidentally, and then I realized the bitterness and sweetness of missing you.

Singles’ Day wish: I hope to become a couple with you tomorrow!

37. I am a bachelor, I am invincible, I am a bachelor, I am glorious, I am a bachelor, I am chic, I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of! November 11 Here we are, wishing all the bachelors in the world to be brave and high-spirited, and win the other half in one go!

38. Drink strong tea until the fragrance is still there; walk on the road that is difficult until the bitterness is over and the sweetness comes; People should have deep feelings so that they can love again in the next life! Single people should choose high-quality love! Today is Singles' Day. Happy holidays!

39. If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, if I burn incense for three years, I can get to know you, if I burn incense for ten years, I can cherish you, for my happiness in the next life. , I am willing to convert to Christianity!

40. I drank too much yesterday and still wanted to vomit when I woke up. I've been feeling depressed lately, and I always have a lot of emotions. Going out alone, I thought it was pretty cool at first. Looking back now, I feel lonely, miserable and helpless. Lonely Singles' Day, lonely life.

41. I took two big radishes as a gift. I just bought them today. In my opinion, married life is like a carrot. The Bible says that people who eat vegetarian food love each other better than people who eat fattened cattle and hate each other. Although this carrot is a blank check, I am telling the truth. If I love someone, even if he really uses carrots as a gift, I won't mind it.

42. I drank too much yesterday and still wanted to vomit when I woke up. I've been feeling depressed lately, and I always have a lot of emotions. Going out alone, I thought it was pretty cool at first. Looking back now, I feel lonely, miserable and helpless. Lonely Singles' Day, lonely life.

43. I took two big radishes as a gift. I just bought them today. In my opinion, married life is like a carrot. The Bible says that people who eat vegetarian food love each other better than people who eat fattened cattle and hate each other. Although this carrot is a blank check, I am telling the truth. If I love someone, even if he really uses carrots as a gift, I won't mind it.

44. November 11, 11:11, thinking of this moment, I feel very depressed. Just because he is not handsome, he has not yet consummated his marriage. I really want to have a partner to relieve my worries and difficulties. I hope that today next year, I will no longer be a bachelor.

45. Blame me for being stupid, blame me for not being destined. After several blind dates, I am still a bachelor. I hope that my relatives and friends will act as matchmakers to get married as soon as possible, end my single life, and welcome the two of them together.

46. Whether it’s summer or winter, just care about yourself; whether it’s Singles’ Day or Chinese Valentine’s Day, just have a happy holiday; I wish you have fun, and I wish you peace and health , I wish you find true love as soon as possible!

47. Send blessings on Singles’ Day, friends, please remember it. You must eat deliciously, you must sleep sweetly, you must be happy, you must be safe and healthy. Happy holidays in advance!

48. Hmm, that’s a good idea—then come to my place and I’ll marry you. Humph, I can't afford to be deceived, why should I go find you? If you look down on me again and throw me in an unfamiliar place, I won't have anywhere to cry! I'm not stupid.

49. Singles’ happiness, bachelor’s happiness, if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them.

50. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, and joyful all over the world. You have left the organization and are in the tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

51.11= Naked, naked, the first 11 is male naked, the second 11 is female naked, so if you want to get naked as soon as possible, you need 11+11, + the world has something to rely on

　52. Once upon a time, I was a bare stick. I wanted to become a nunchuck. I tried hard to find another stick and connected them together to form a pair of sticks. Two sticks and two sticks worked harder. The nunchaku became a three-section stick. Haha, I hope all the bachelors will become three-section sticks. . < /p>

54. The world is getting more and more screwed up. Beautiful women can’t find husbands, talented women can’t find jobs, and bold women can’t find one-night stands.

I wish all female singles a happy Singles' Day!

55. Today is Singles' Day. It's so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to say to you, I "I like? You?" Your sister!

56. I am single again just after I graduated from school! When I first started working, I was played around by the ladies in the office. Why are today’s professional women like this! More ferocious than a tigress! More ferocious than a fox Cunning! I live in dire straits, so I’d better continue to be a bachelor

57. We bachelors have power, hey! We bachelors have strength! We are busy working every day and every night, hey! We are busy working every day and night! < /p>

58. Singles’ happiness, bachelor’s happiness, if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, and your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them.

59. I have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? You just need to call me three times tonight? Sister, sister, sister?, and you will find your favorite. , very effective!

60. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, and joyful all over the world. You have left the organization and are in the tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

61.11+1+1+1, Singles’ Day, the combination of four people in our dormitory, brothers are together, never lonely, happy Singles’ Day.

62. Who doesn’t want to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream? No! If you are still single today, you can enjoy your noble addiction freely.

63. We singles can openly and openly yearn for the other half of our hearts, even though we don’t know where she is still raised. Poor married men can only stare at their familiar wives without any imagination.

64. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of bachelors dancing. The days of a bachelor should be spent like this: you can't sleep in the morning, and you feel like sleeping at night. It's best to wake up when it's dark. Haha, happy Singles' Day!

65. I took two big radishes as gifts, I just bought them today. In my opinion, married life is like a carrot. The Bible says that people who eat vegetarian food love each other better than people who eat fattened cattle and hate each other. Although this carrot is a false promise, I am telling the truth. If I love someone, even if he really uses carrots as a gift, I won't mind it. If you don't do it, you are not sincere. Then add another big cabbage. This is my entire family. Do you want to do it or not? I will marry someone else if you don’t?

66. When heaven is about to give a great responsibility to a person, he must first do it. It’s not that God doesn’t help us, but that God trusts us. We have important responsibilities to entrust, and there is a long way to go. The mainstay is us!

67. It doesn’t matter that we are singles. I'm afraid of those who find a girlfriend and claim to be out of the bachelor relationship. What's so great about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not necessarily marry you. You spend money on other people's wives and happily talk about it. In fact, we are very wise and foolish.

68. We are so happy as singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like the good family gentleman, hanging from a tree, so sad!

69. Today Don’t accept gifts during the holidays, only accept gifts from girlfriends! I wish all bachelors a happy holiday and receive great gifts as soon as possible!

70. Acne belongs to others, myopia belongs to others, broken love belongs to others, and flowers belong to you. Yes, the smile is yours, the man is yours, the BMW is yours, say goodbye to Singles’ Day!

71. Wear bachelor’s clothes, drink bachelor’s water, eat bachelor’s rice, watch bachelor’s TV, and speak bachelor’s talk , I took a bachelor's shower, and in the end I farted as a bachelor. If I slept as a bachelor, I would no longer be a bachelor if I loved you.

72.1 When walking alone on the road, you can walk as fast as flying, without squinting. I don’t love beautiful women, I only love myself. You can also walk like a snail, looking left and right, looking for beautiful women that attract your attention. , if he catches someone who makes his eyes dazzle, he will stare at her. I am a bachelor, who am I afraid of?

73. Go to the gym every day and refuse to accept compliments about your health. There is only one thing you can accept: men are so good, and it feels so good to give people an electric shock.

74. Open your eyes every morning and say to yourself proudly: The history of singles has opened a new day. This is a spiritual wealth that is shocking to the world. Continue to be single until you feel What a shame it is to be single.

75. Being nagged by your parents means that you are not hopeless; being advised by your friends means that you are a good friend; being envied by married people means that you are always right. ; Being introduced as a confidante by a woman shows that he is also a lover.

76. When you are lonely, you can count stars with anyone you know. If others make irresponsible remarks, you are just jealous. When you are frustrated, you will find a few close friends who are bachelors and will not return until they are drunk, and then rush into the karaoke room and shout heartbreakingly: It is not a sin for a man to cry. When I am happy, I buy a hundred roses and give them to whomever I catch. There is no ulterior motive. I just want all the girls in the world to be happy.

77. The sky is vast, the wilderness is vast, don’t hesitate when you are lonely and troubled; love is bright, love is bright, don’t collect depression and loneliness; don’t be disappointed, don’t be depressed, blessings from friends are the best. Happy Singles' Day!

78. Single sticks, five sticks in one: one stick is happy, the second stick is happy, the third stick is everything goes well, the fourth stick is smooth sailing, the fifth stick is good luck, friends, take it home. , keep it well.

79. On Singles’ Day, I will give you a cup of warm coffee, give you a warm scarf, blow you a warm breeze, and send you a warm greeting. Happy Singles’ Day!

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80. The beauty of Singles’ Day is that you don’t join the bustling dating army, you don’t join the mighty movie theaters, you don’t worry about choosing the wrong color or ordering the wrong flavor, and you still have time to send you a text message to say hello. Happy Singles' Day!

81. Come on, you are a bachelor. Light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light light! Yoyo, you have brilliant blessings, a bright future, a brilliant career, a brilliant love, and a proud ancestor. Even I get a bit of it. Happy Singles' Day!

83. You don't have to worry about being single. The beauties in the world join Beidou. They want to be free first, work hard, and then make enough money. I wish you a sweet and sweet love soon, my friend, single. Happy Holidays!

84. Acne is someone else’s, myopia is someone else’s, broken love is someone else’s, the flowers are yours, your smile is yours, the man is yours, the BMW is yours, farewell It’s Singles’ Day.

85. Are you still lonely in the past? You will definitely have a lively life in the future, and the peach blossoms will bloom in front of you. I wish you: Happy last Singles' Day!

< p> 86. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor meals, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take bachelor baths, and finally fart as bachelors, sleep as bachelors, and you are no longer a bachelor if you love me.

87. Singles’ Day is coming, I wish you a happy holiday, you must cherish this holiday, because this is your last Singles’ Day, and Valentine’s Day will replace this holiday!

88. Who doesn’t want to be a nobleman who shines with the romantic color of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream? No! If you are still single today, you can enjoy your noble addiction freely.

89. My birthday happens to be November 11th. My house number is No. 11. I am in Class 11 in middle school, No. 11 in college, and my dormitory is Room 111. After work, I work on the 11th floor. No wonder now You don’t even have a girlfriend, are you depressed?

90. I thought I wouldn’t have to spend this year, but I didn’t know I was still alone.

91. You have your beloved wife in your arms and your beloved son in your hand, but I am still lonely and sad singing a single love song alone. Comfort me and treat me to a meal.

92. Today is Singles’ Day, don’t keep thinking about girls, be careful if you don’t study well, your parents will beat you with a bare stick~

93. Just believe True love, she must exist. Either we don't love, or we love to the fullest. Without the irrigation of love, life would be boring. Only with a good attitude can you stay happy. There are good times and bad things in love, and they must not be taken lightly.

I am willing to wait, even if my youth is gone.

94. I have been a bachelor for many years, do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? You just need to call me three times tonight? Sister, sister, sister? , you will find your favorite, it’s very effective!

95. Today is Singles’ Day. It’s so painful for me to be single. Today I finally mustered up the courage to tell you that I like you. ?Your sister!

96. Today is Singles’ Day, celebrated by the whole world, and the world is full of joy. You have left the organization and are in the midst of tender dire straits. Do you still remember your friends who are still single?

97.1+1+1+1, Singles’ Day, the combination of four people in our dormitory, brothers are together, never lonely, happy Singles’ Day.

98. We are in the primary stage of the marriage era. After more than 20 years of hard work, although we have made great achievements in getting to know many people of the opposite sex, the population is large, the per capita resources are relatively scarce, and local personal development is very uneven.

99. Come on! Turn down your date, throw away your rose! Turn off your phone, give up your waiting! Come on! Celebrate and party together! Today, we don’t need the opposite sex ! Today! Let the opposite sex go away!

100. I am a bachelor! I am not trapped by love, I am not hurt by love, I don’t wait for anyone foolishly, I am not silently sad for anyone, I am not worried about anyone, I am who I am! Happy single!

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