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Dentistry in Progress —— Notes on Visiting Peking University Stomatological Hospital
My teeth are like this.
In fact, I want to correct my teeth after graduating from junior high school, but after consulting a doctor, I must have my teeth pulled out because the dentition is crowded, the space in my mouth is too small and my teeth are too big. So my father, my mother, my grandfather, my grandmother, my grandmother and my grandfather are strongly opposed.
The reason for opposition is that teeth will fall out in the future, which will affect nerves and lead to rheumatism in the future.
At that time, my teeth were not crooked to this extent, I was a little afraid of tooth extraction, and finally I had nothing.
Then I went to high school. As a student in Hebei, I really have to concentrate on my studies and forget about orthodontics.
I graduated from high school last year, but it was just a feeling of getting out of trouble, thinking about how to play. It was not until my freshman year that I began to want to correct it again.
After several strong communication with my mother, I gave her an analysis of the importance of Yan value in contemporary society, its impact on job hunting, its impact on self-confidence and, most importantly, its impact on health. My crowded teeth make me brush my teeth badly.
My mother finally gave in and never supported or opposed it.
I went to college in other places, and then through online investigation and consultation with local students, I found the best stomatology department in the public where my university is located-the stomatology department of the Second Hospital. Then I paid attention to the official WeChat account of the hospital and found that there was a doctor in the orthodontics department, and I immediately determined that it was her.
I went with my ID card. It is a long way from our school to the hospital. Who told us that our school is in the suburbs? I changed buses to go there once. After arriving at the hospital, I registered, and my little sister told me that the director didn't have a number today. What! ! ! I got up early and didn't have a number. That can't be for nothing. Hang an ordinary number and see the situation first.
So I hung an ordinary number. I went to the second floor and met a very young and energetic doctor, Miss Sister. She carefully observed my teeth, and then told me seriously that you bit deeply and there seemed to be something wrong with the bite. It seems that your pronunciation is still unclear, which may also be affected by occlusion problems.
God, I didn't know teeth had these professional problems when I was so big! I must be cured! I saw the sign of the ophthalmologist's sister, which said: doctor.
I think my teeth are too strong. I need to find an expert! Otherwise, I'm afraid of having nightmares when I sleep at night. I told the doctor's little sister that I was looking for the director. Then the doctor's little sister said, come directly to the director next time! Then I left. I didn't see an expert on my first trip.
I just want to go early next time. So, here comes the point. Finally got to the point. It was a Saturday and I didn't stay in bed. I want to yawn after getting up. Suddenly I found that I couldn't open my mouth. I could only open one finger, which was as wide as one finger.
Nothing, what a big deal! I've had it before, but I'll be fine soon. As for why I didn't stay in bed, I made an appointment with my friends to go to the movies.
I packed my things and took the bus, only to find that things were getting worse. Why can't I open it? I tried, but I still couldn't. What happened to me! I quickly took out my mobile phone for a hundred degrees. "Temporomandibular joint disorder syndrome" is good! That's a long name. I remember you.
Then send a WeChat to my mother quickly. My mom said nothing. She's had it before. It'll only take half a day. I think it makes sense. Wait and see! I am happy to meet my little friend.
I saw a Jurassic park, and then I found a barbecue buffet.
It's the sky that wants to kill me! I can only open my mouth with one finger. I told my little friend that I couldn't talk. She expressed doubt and questioned whether I was human or not. Then I told her about my half-day experience today. Then she expressed false sympathy for me.
That can't be helped. It's impossible not to eat if you don't eat. Even if we take our last breath, we should continue to eat. This is the last dignity of our eating goods. I just eat the things on the skewers with chopsticks, which is called hard work! It's not only the problem of not opening your mouth, but also the difficulty of chewing. Finally finished eating.
Then I wasn't ready at night, the next day, the third day and the fifth day. I'm going to cry. It affects my diet.
I think I have to go to the hospital. One morning, I had no class, so I went to the Second Hospital by a huge bus that slowly circled. Before I went there, I made a special investigation, and it was related to maxillofacial surgery (it was later found that it was not), and then I went to another stomatology department-maxillofacial surgery. There was a chubby male doctor who was super kind, so I told him about my situation. Then he put on gloves, put two fingers in my mouth, and began to break my mouth, so that I could break it hard. The doctor is really helpless! I can't open it.
There's nothing the doctor can do. He said that there was no cure for the disease, so he had to wait for it to heal itself. Go back to hot compress!
I'm going to cry. I asked how long it would take. He said days, weeks, months. Scared me to death, but I firmly believe in my heart that I am definitely not from those months.
In this way, my plan to wear braces fell through again.
It's been over a month. This is my summer vacation. My mouth is not ready yet. One afternoon, I slept for a long time, as if I slept until five o'clock in the afternoon. While doing it, I suddenly found that the left temporomandibular joint rang, and then my mouth miraculously opened. Wow, the whole world is celebrating! (No, only I celebrate)
God knows how hard it is for me to eat for so long. Although I can drive two fingers after two weeks of hot compress, normal people can drive three fingers. But I have a hard time eating, and chopsticks can't reach into my mouth.
Now that it's finally cured, I'll eat hard.
Then school started again. I was a sophomore.
I have to see that expert without delay. Then I went to the Second Hospital.
Wow, it's the director's number.
The director is not here today. He went to a meeting. Are you kidding again?
But what's my expert number?
There may be a mistake in the registry.
I missed the director again. Ok, then I explained my situation to the assistant director. Then the assistant sister said, if you are sure to do it, you can finish filming first and then have your teeth pulled out. I said yes.
Then I spent more than 800 yuan, took photos, made films and made dental casts.
A bunch of interns followed me to study teeth and make dental casts.
A bunch of blue things are buckled on my teeth, and then they are buckled hard. It has my teeth printed on it, and it looks quite neat to me, except for the front teeth. You said irritating, not irritating.
Then, surrounded by them, I filled out a half-day case to help with the teaching function. I am deeply honored to have made another contribution to the education of the motherland.
Before going to the hospital, my mother told me that you must see a doctor and make it clear.
So I told the director assistant that I had to see the director. The assistant said that the director made house calls on Tuesday and Friday, which happened that I had no class on Tuesday afternoon.
Then I went again after a week, which reminded me of a story-visiting the thatched cottage. I finally met the director this time.
I have to say that the director's emotional intelligence is high, otherwise how did people become directors? On the basis of superb professionalism, her enthusiasm for patients should be learned by all medical workers.
The director made a 360-degree observation of my teeth, and then said something, I don't remember clearly.
Then I asked the director, I grind my teeth at night, and the director asked me to make a dental pad. I thought about it, anyway, I will wear braces soon, so the pads will be wasted after wearing braces. It was a waste of money and resources, so I didn't do it.
Then I told the director that this "finishing touch" thing was beyond my control. The director told me to open my mouth and shut up and move left and right. When I said I had eaten before, I said yes. Long time no see. She said, it doesn't ring now, does it I said yes. Then she said, what is this and what is irreversible? I can't remember a bunch of technical terms clearly.
In any case, if you want to correct your teeth, you must first solve this problem. Because I don't know when it may recur. The director said that the disease had to go to the Department of Stomatology of Peking University, but not to ordinary hospitals. She also said that this hospital is particularly difficult to hang up. You can imagine how difficult it is to hang up from her expression.
It's really super hard to hang!
I made a detailed and comprehensive investigation on Zhihu Douban Baidu, and this Peking University Stomatological Hospital is really a special existence.
You need to queue up all night to see a doctor there.
It suddenly occurred to me that my minister had his teeth corrected at Peking University Stomatological Hospital, so I went to ask him, and he told me his bitter queuing history in Beikou. This is an all-night queue. I was ready to queue up all night. I consulted the director. I want to hang up the United clinic.
At this time, I have investigated the website of Beikou and found that there is no reservation number of this clinic; 1 14 made an appointment by telephone, and there is no clinic number; 1 14APP made an appointment to register, but there is still no clinic number. Peking University Stomatological Hospital APP made an appointment to register, wow, finally. That's it. After my careful investigation, this APP posts at noon 12: 00 every day, and the number is quite small, even less in joint clinics. Basically, it didn't happen as soon as the number was placed.
At this point, I have given up the hope of grabbing the appointment. I imagined a person standing in line all night in a hospital in Beijing.
But, but, but god must have pity on me, a poor man who doesn't want to trouble others and prefers to go to Beijing alone to see a doctor, but refuses to accompany his friends. One day at noon, when I made an appointment with the dormitory manager to eat hot pot in the store, I was caught between eating hot pot and having a try. I was extremely nervous "make yourself at home", so I easily grabbed the appointment of director Ma. At the moment when the news of Beikou's successful entry came, I felt as if I had got the admission notice from Beijing. There is also Director Ma, who is a big shot in treating temporomandibular joint syndrome.
I can stop waiting in line all night. And I grabbed the reservation of1October 29th, 10, which coincided with the National Day holiday. I went straight home after seeing the doctor, and my heart was full of joy.
I asked for leave on the afternoon of the 28th, because the appointment registration time at Beikou is from 7: 00 to 7: 30 in the morning, so I have to make preparations in advance. I bought a ticket and booked a hotel near Beikou. Arrived at the hotel on the evening of the 28th. Because it rained in Beijing that night, I originally planned to step on Beikou at night to see the process. It rained heavily, so I didn't go.
I got up at five o'clock the next morning, and I walked alone on the street in Beijing at half past five in the morning. The bird hasn't got up yet, and it's terribly quiet. There's no one there.
I am a good socialist youth who is full of Miao Hong. Of course, I am not afraid of the dark. I walked with difficulty, and before six o'clock, I arrived at the North Exit and the South Gate. I saw a door ahead, so I went in from there. Hey! It's not as terrible as it is said on the internet! Not many people. I asked an uncle lying in a chair to make an appointment to register and get the number there. He pointed me in another direction, which turned out to be a mistake.
When I walked into another door, I was shocked. Although I saw the shocking queuing scene of the northern cryptographer on the Internet, I was shocked again by what I saw with my own eyes. This is an introduction.
To be continued.
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