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What are the symptoms of cell phone syndrome?

[repost] Diagnosis report of mobile phone syndrome

Name of disease: mobile phone syndrome

High-risk group: young people who own mobile phones and mainly use them for texting.

Is it contagious? Yes.

Harmfulness: different sizes vary from person to person.

Symptom 1: If you don't hear the ringtone for a while, you will be agitated and depressed, accompanied by intermittent gibberish: "Nobody cares about me …" and "I am an abandoned person in the world …", while the patient's expression is sad and his eyes are blurred. This kind of nonsense may also be carried out in the heart, so we should also pay attention to its demeanor and movements. He will inadvertently stare at his mobile phone when doing other things. If the bell rings a note or the phone vibrates, he will grab the phone and look at the "small envelope" with lightning speed. His facial expression is extremely excited, his eyebrows are towering, his mouth is slightly open, his eyes are bright, and even serious cases are accompanied by unconscious movements of other parts of his body.

Symptom 2: auditory hallucination. It often has the effect of "listening to thunder in silence". If the mobile phone does not move for a long time, it is easy to have auditory hallucinations. When the mobile phone is turned on, no new information is found, and it is still confused and called "strange". When you hear music similar to the ringtone of your mobile phone in the street, you will always subconsciously touch your mobile phone in your pocket. If you are seriously ill, you will definitely take out your mobile phone to see what it is, although you know it is not from your pocket. Maybe this is the legendary obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Symptom 3: fidgeting when you leave your mobile phone. There seems to be something missing in my heart, and my heart is empty and uncomfortable, so I can't devote myself to the things around me. At this time, the mobile phone seems to stretch out a hand to tickle your heart. I can't wait to immediately transfer that delicate and lovely little thing with charming breath into my hand and hold it in my hand for careful study. If this happens within a few minutes of going out, I will definitely go back to get it, and I will definitely be conscientious and tireless.

Indirect inducement: I often send text messages while walking, regardless of the "difficulty in getting out", so I always leave traces on my body after close contact with the earth. What is even more surprising is that some seriously ill patients actually keep their posture and continue to send after contact. It was really touching. Of course, some people often have an elastic collision with the oncoming people, so a good marriage with good luck begins, and those with bad luck will suffer countless white eyes and even insult your eyes with words.

When I take the elevator, I look at the familiar and lovely numbers and always want to press XX's mobile phone number. When the elevator breaks down, I will knock on the door and shout, "What's the matter? Why is there no signal! " "

When you see a picture of a small envelope, you will want to find the "OK" button and click it.

When talking to a friend you just met, the first sentence is: "What brand is your mobile phone?" If the other person says that he doesn't have a mobile phone, he will stare big and be surprised: "Ah, you have a good personality! It is really the only substitute left in the E era! "

A collection of views of "famous doctors";

Shu Ting: It's better to cry on your lover's shoulder all night instead of sending thousands of text messages on your mobile phone.

Li Bihua: Life is precious. Cherish it. It is used for repayment or revenge, not for "exploding cards".

Bi Shumin: I understand that the core of daily life is actually how to treat everyone's only life. If you cherish life, you don't have to get tired of it because of a little message.

Yu: Turn off your cell phone, relax your brow and reduce your sentence. Who can set you free but yourself?

Doctor Ben: Whether the mobile phone is an angel or a devil depends on you. Don't be frightened by the above symptoms. As long as you handle the relationship with her well and don't be completely captured by her, then mild cell phone syndrome may bring you a relaxed and happy mood.