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Poems about uncles and nephews
Author: Ouyang Xiu
Willow in Jiangnan, the leaves are small and not cloudy. Rayon is light and forbearing, and the warbler thinks that the branches are tender and cannot sing. Save it for spring. Fourteen or five, holding the pipa leisurely. Be careful when you go upstairs and downstairs. Besides, now.
However, this is false. Ouyang Xiu was a famous poet and great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, and his official position was moved to participate in politics. In the third year of Zhiping (AD 1066), Yushijiang suddenly wrote to impeach Ouyang Xiu, saying that he neglected to repair the curtain and raped his niece. After reading Emperor Zongshen, he turned to Sun Sigong, the minister of the Forbidden City. Sun Sigong tried his best to defend Ouyang Xiu and asked Jiang to confirm it. Jiang couldn't produce any evidence, so he could only name one person-Peng Siyong. Who is Jiang? How did he become an empire? It turned out that when he was in Yingzong, Song Yingzong planned to worship his biological father, King Puyi, and asked the court ministers to discuss the matter. Most ministers advocated calling it "Bo Huang" and changing it into a big country. Only Ouyang Xiu thinks that parents' birthright cannot be changed after adoption, and there is no reason to add a title to parents. Lu Hui and others criticized Ouyang Xiu's opinion, but only Jiang supported Ouyang Xiu's opinion, so Ouyang Xiu recommended him as an ancient scholar. Because most courtiers opposed Ouyang Xiu, they all wanted to find an excuse to crowd him out. At the same time, they regarded Chiang as an accomplice and an evil party and sneered at him. Jiang couldn't listen any longer, so he wanted to draw a line with Ouyang Xiu and wash away everyone's slander. At that time, Mrs. Ouyang Xiu's younger brother Xue Ruliang had an affair with Ouyang Xiu, so he fabricated rumors and falsely accused Ouyang Xiu of having an affair with his niece. These words reached Zhong Siyong's ears. Peng Siyong told Jiang that Jiang had a chance to perform, and he didn't ask whether it was true or not. He turned around and immediately impeached Ouyang Xiu. In fact, my niece Jiang is not Ouyang Xiu's own niece. Ouyang Xiu's sister married Zhang Guinian, who died very early. Her ex-wife gave birth to a daughter. Ouyang Xiu looked at his sister's widowhood and took them to live in his own house. So Ouyang Xiu's sister came to Ouyang Xiu's house with her stepdaughter. At that time, the girl was only ten years old, and her niece grew up in Europe. When asked about Chiang, Chiang had to repeat what Peng Siyong told him. When Peng Siyong was questioned again, Peng Siyong could not produce any real evidence, so he falsely accused him of sitting together, and Peng Siyong and Jiang Shuangshuang were demoted. Until it was proved to be false, Ouyang Xiu tried to abdicate and was demoted to a bachelor's degree in Guanwentang. Under the personal interrogation of Emperor Zongshen, an unwarranted charge was finally revealed to the world.
2. Describe my uncle's poem "Give Princess Jincheng a Journey to the West."
Year: Tang Author: Yan
Nephews and uncles attach great importance to land, and princes and ministers are loyal to the countryside. I will also marry your princess to Tan Wang.
The bitter book is dark, and the pipa road is long. Looking back at my parents' country, the sunrise is in the east.
"I became a rhyming poem and gave 72 sentences to four roommates."
Year: Tang Author: Li Shangyin
Guo Pei's east wind blows Ozawa, and Urawa and Bichun are the same color. I came to see the dragon ball,
The drinks are empty and there are guests in the temple. I want to spend my honeymoon with my roommate in the east, and advised me to hang my saddle and bring wine.
You can't enter the blue mountains, but you are still green in jade. General Wuwei made you a chivalrous man.
The boy's arrow startled Yang Ye. After the meritorious military service is high, count the articles carefully and pity my autumn dream butterfly.
Nine doors pass the throne, and the high car is magnificent. The road is full of flowers,
The heavy snow in December covered the beams. Looking back, I was slaughtered by Huichang, and I was open-minded when I visited him.
I have a reward in Gao Tang, looking back at Qu Song's generation. Commercial Huang Wu is the iron crown,
It is difficult to invite me in the calendar hall. At midnight in spring, I languished in the bookcase and lay on the pillow.
Next year, I will go to Xiazhaogui, and my brother will be lost in the eastern suburbs. When the Han Palace piled horses,
Looking back at the trees in Qinchuan. Vaguely guide balcony clouds, carp-eating hooked apes are unsociable.
The spring under ChristianRandPhillips Temple has been exhausted, the first day before the Jade Emperor City. Chengjiang Pavilion on Jieyou Bridge,
Overlooking the mountain city is like a bomb. The partridges woke up at dawn, and Zhu Jin spent a charming night with them.
Jingjiang Nanfeng dereliction of duty, broken sails and rotten oars. It was not unintentional to cut jiaozi's broken wall.
I'm in no hurry. Back to the lonely soul stage, there is no horse wearing a blue shirt.
Celestial officials make up for the failure of state affairs, while jade bone is thin. Hand-sealed prisoners in the prison system,
Straight hall locks, dusk is sad. Sent a red post to repair the watch and congratulated Yao on collecting the thief status.
Outside the blue sky in Wan Ren, on the ancient mountain, I saw Fusang coming out of the East China Sea. Love you and worry about your country,
White pine is transparent. At this moment, I heard the voice of Yanzhaotai, stood up and looked east.
He sang RoyceWong's military music again, not giving Shen Ming a return. Peng men is brave and fearless.
If the mountain is heavy, the grace of the first Dai Gong is heavy. In the afternoon, the court caught the thief first, and the minister swallowed Cai Feng in his sleep.
The son of husband Zheng and Pei, nephew Xie is contemporary. The blue robe is white and simple.
Biuma's red lotus is in bloom. I am a poor student, and Father Liang mourns singing and dancing.
Run amok, look at the pity, and write like an ox crossbow. Drinking to the public for thousands of years,
My disciples are always polite. The flag is closed and the drum is lying, and the door shines in history.
Ten rhyming poems
Year: Song Author: Lou Jian
Nephew and uncle go looking for wine, and it is more pleasant to forget each other.
People say that they are sad and have no face for two days in a row.
I just feel that time is in poetry. Why don't you sleep when you are drunk?
There is no real news in it, so don't pass it on to the awakened one.
Ten rhyming poems
Year: Song Author: Lou Jian
Self-pity cranes send kindness to their relatives, and my uncle is also grateful to his neighbors.
I have put away my tired wings from the clouds, and I am willing to make a diving scale from the bottom of the sea.
Fortunately, there are three paths for the pine chrysanthemum, so the fairy is separated by a dust.
The wild suit is divided into two parts, so there is no need to kill the official body.
3. The funny sketch "The relationship between the old man and the nephew" lines The relationship between the old man and the nephew: Oh, no, daughter-in-law, can you still eat? Aunt: Honey, I can't eat any more. Aunt: Let me tell you something. I wrapped three coins in jiaozi during the Spring Festival. You and I had a plate, but I didn't eat any. What kind of luck is this? Aunt: No, honey, we have to eat today. Aunt: We have to eat. This is a blessing. Aunt: Eat! Eat! The doorbell rings.) Aunt: Who is it? Old uncle: I don't know. who is it? Big nephew: Uncle, me! (Old uncle opens the door ...) Big nephew: Happy New Year, old uncle and aunt! Old uncle and aunt: Happy New Year, Happy New Year! Old uncle: This guy, it's the Spring Festival, he will come as soon as he comes, without anything. Aunt: Come on, come in. Have you eaten? Qi Qi's big nephew: I didn't eat my old uncle: You don't have to ask his big nephew: Who wrapped jiaozi (eating jiaozi with your hands) Aunt: Eat my big nephew with chopsticks: Did you put coins in it? Old Uncle: Oh, you are really lucky, you know? I ate two plates with your aunt. One of them didn't eat the big nephew: Really? Old Uncle: You had a big nephew when you first came here. I am so lucky. Old uncle: You have to develop this year. You know, you don't develop this coin. You know (big nephew ate another coin, jiaozi). Big nephew: Uncle, how many coins did you put in it? Old Uncle: I only have three bags. You are lucky to have made two. Your eldest nephew: I didn't expect that. I'll keep eating, Uncle: Hey! ! (loudly) big nephew, you are not full. Big nephew: No old uncle: OK, almost. E68A 84E79FA5E981933133339653833 Please clean it up quickly. Are you losing weight? Big nephew: I'm not thin. Old uncle: losing weight and health are good things, you know! Hey, why don't you go home and tell your mother that you are going to visit your mother at your house later. You should tell him that your mother is waiting for you. Big nephew at home: Really? Old Uncle: Hurry up, Aunt: Your mother has been worried for a long time. Your mother should be a nephew: well, old uncle and aunt, I'm leaving. Old uncle and aunt: OK, OK, big nephew: Ah! ! Uncle forgot one thing. Old uncle: What are you doing? ! (Big nephew kneels down and kowtows to pay New Year greetings) Big nephew: Happy New Year, old uncle: What are you doing? ! Big nephew: lucky money, old uncle: you didn't take my things during the Spring Festival, and you asked me for lucky money. How dare you? You must leave as soon as possible. No big nephew: Uncle, I heard that you had your hair cut in the first month and died. Old uncle: What do you mean? ! Big nephew: Uncle, are you ready to send you on your way? Old uncle: You put it down, take the money and die quickly. Uncle: I asked my uncle for this money, too. This is also the trick. Old nephew: Old uncle is gone. Aunt: OK (the eldest nephew has left) Aunt: I tell you, your whole family died here. Old uncle: What's the matter? Aunt: Look, you asked your uncle for money yesterday. Not worse than him. Uncle: That's how my uncle dug it. I am no worse than him. I want to get the money. My aunt: Eat jiaozi. Uncle: Hurry up. Still blessed to eat. Come on. The doorbell reminds me. ) Uncle: Who is this? My second nephew: My uncle: Feifei. Second nephew: My aunt: Happy New Year. Old uncle: You come to the Spring Festival without anything. Aunt: Your family is not like this. Old Uncle: Yes, I don't need to ask him to come and sit down. Second nephew: Eat jiaozi. Old uncle: What's the matter? (The second nephew said, pick up a jiaozi and eat a coin. ) Second nephew: Why did you put coins in the jiaozi? Uncle is still angry with chopsticks. ) Old uncle: I can't live this year. How should I live? There are three packages? What did my nephews give me to eat? This is my aunt: You are still angry, aren't you? Isn't that your nephew Isn't that your nephew (Pushing my uncle with his hand) Old uncle: Why doesn't my nephew call you aunt? Second nephew: Uncle! ! As for a dollar (thrown on the table with a dollar), my uncle: No, my second nephew: That's right (my second nephew picked up a jiaozi and wanted to eat it). My uncle: Not enough to eat, right? My uncle: No, your mother is waiting for you at home. You tell your mother that I will pay a New Year call at your house later. Go home quickly. My second nephew: OK, I'll go. My uncle: Let's close the door. Second nephew: I have one more thing, uncle: What's the matter? (Second nephew sits down and kowtows) Second nephew: Happy New Year (reaching for money) Old uncle: You didn't take anything for the New Year, but you ate the last blessing. How dare you ask me for lucky money? Did you leave soon? Second nephew: Qi Qi said that my uncle had a haircut during the Chinese New Year and died. ! ! ! ! I played this trick at my uncle's house yesterday. Let's go quickly. Second nephew: Let's go. Goodbye Aunt: Honey, you still have so many nephews. Old Uncle: Yes (running to close the door) Aunt: What should I do? Old uncle: Nothing. I'll lock the door for a while and then knock. I won't be quiet. Nobody's home, okay? Auntie: Nobody is at home (when ringing the doorbell) (Auntie and uncle cover their mouths with each other) Don't talk) Big nephew: Old uncle, my old uncle: Qiqi can. Aunt: Are you sure? Old uncle: Didn't Qi Qi give him all the lucky money? His personality should be all right. He can't have that personality. It's okay (open the door). Big nephew: Old uncle: Didn't I give you all the lucky money? Big nephew: Hey hey brothers. Old uncle is opening the door ~! ! Come on! ! Hurry up (a group of nephews rushed into the room) (Old uncle and aunt smiled helplessly) Big nephew: Brothers (bow together) slogan A group of nephews shouted: Happy New Year, old uncle (reaching for a red envelope) Lu Hua.
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