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Love story of routine boyfriend

1, I still like you very much, like the spicy strips I ate when I was a child, regardless of the date.

Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly. I'm cute.

Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend.

It is said that medicine is a three-point poison, and you are my medicine and my poison.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

6. "Has anyone ever confessed to you?" "There used to be one." "That I am the second.

7. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

8. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."

9. "Let's eat in a bucket" and "So we are a family"

10, "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

1 1, "Talk to me when you think clearly", "I'm not thinking clearly, I'm thinking about you"

12, "Do you know why Hou Yi left a sun on the shooting day?" "I don't know" and "because we want to have sex"