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I am a student of Nanjing Forest Police College. I like a female classmate in Chongqing, but I don't confess. I usually contact her by text message. What should I do to catch up with her?

1, the dress for picking up girls is very particular, but it doesn't matter whether it's big or not.

A, if it's fitness, please don't wear the same or below that of Hongxing Erke and Li Ning with a huge logo (small logo is also acceptable).

B, if you are casual, please don't have a messy hairstyle and don't split it fifty-fifty.

C. If you wear a suit, you must look back before you go out. The crotch is 5cm-7cm empty. You bought this dress, just like farmers and entrepreneurs, don't wear it!

Black-rimmed glasses can be worn, provided that you have temperament, it is better to change the metal frame to be honest!

13 is really installed on the Ipad, but please don't bring it for dating, let alone a laptop or something.

If the height is below 173CM, please take the temperament route!

Height 173- 177CM, leisure suits you!

Height 177- 184CM Wear whatever you want!

Height 184- 190+CM, sports insurance point!

The fat ones are made of quality, and the thin ones are made of ability. Avoid traitors with heavy eyebrows and eyes, and don't wear gold chains with heavy eyebrows and eyes. That's basically it.

If you have the conditions to spray a little fragrance, you can only smell it in your arms at the right concentration.

The time and place of the first date is very important.

Depending on the type of girl you date, you must consider the weather and solar terms.

A, ladies, Xiao Qingxin, literary fans, light mature women, business workaholics, girls who don't know any routines, arrive at the coffee shop around 3 pm, sit by the window 20 minutes in advance, and are not allowed to open a single room.

Note: Meeting in the afternoon is very advantageous, which saves the embarrassment of not knowing where to go after lunch, and also saves the entanglement of meeting girls at night because they can't see the gods because of heavy makeup.

The chat was good, so I decided to have dinner together at 5: 30 in the afternoon according to the chat results until I saw a movie or something.

If it's difficult to chat, just say you have a dinner party at night, take a taxi to send the girl home, and then you can arrange the end.

B, sports crazy girl, ask two brothers to help, play a board game, play tennis and badminton, watch a game or something. Remember, the helper can't be more handsome than you, and at the same time, he can't be more temperament, better personality and completely different taste from you. Otherwise, even if your brother doesn't have a tragedy, the girl will have a tragedy ... and you will collapse.

Explain: this way to approach an immature girl can be the fastest, and it also avoids the two of you chatting with each other all afternoon, and finally finds that there is no progress except bickering and stinking.

Finally, what parks, zoos, botanical gardens and Expo sites are there? ...

This place is not suitable for a first date, so whoever asks someone out.

3. After sending the girl home, if you prefer it, send a message. If you want to help, call.

I remember that the girl was planted in uncle's hand, uncle was planted in royal elder sister's hand, royal elder sister was planted in Zheng Tai's hand, and Zheng Tai was planted in the queen's hand, depending on the mood, the queen was not necessarily planted there.

4. This article is very useful, called: Universal Comfort Language.

These are enough for an affair. Too much will annoy the girl, without it, the purpose of trapping and killing the enemy will not be achieved.

In a word, every woman in Transformers has an innocent girl's side, so spoil her boldly. Don't be too disgusting, use less titles before using them, and use more words of concern first.

Okay, girl, silly girl, little fool, girl. When the cold wind blows, all the girls use the same name, and your life will be safer.

B, universal hot water: drink more hot water when you have a cold. Drink more hot water when you have a fever. Your stomach hurts. Drink more hot water when you have your period. ..

C. Cover the quilt, eat well and put on more clothes.

5, chasing girls is actually the same as playing foxes. You have to chase and stop. When she is curious, she will be shot down.

What if she's not curious?

First, maybe she is not interested in you.

On this issue, you should reflect on whether you have done anything that makes her particularly annoying. For example, I especially hate people speaking dialects, so QQ chats are all dialects. Sorry, not directly in the eye.

Second, people may not even know that you are chasing.

That's when you need a hint. There is a killer call: suppose we are together.

To test how girls feel about you.

See the name of the method for the specific operation method.

Third, if there are any ambiguous people or boyfriends to find out, don't guess or guess.

The girl's MSN signature, QQ signature and so on, the previous log and so on, have a proper look.

6. The constellation is actually very important, believe it or not.

The fire sign's sense of security comes from physical contact, so cross the road directly and hold hands. If you don't let go, there will be a game. It is no problem to get rid of it. Make persistent efforts. The important thing is not to panic.

The earth sign's sense of security comes from a stable relationship, timely text messages and phone calls, proper confession, and dispelling her doubts. Besides, please be generous. These signs are very realistic.

Air signs's sense of security comes from tolerance. If there is a seemingly unrelated connection, it is ambiguous. After kissing, it is confession. Play together to follow up.

The security of the water sign comes from complete possession. Anyway, if she wants to persist, let her persist until she dies. If she doesn't stick to you, she will always be in front of her eyes.

7. Don't guess the girl's mind. If the girl guesses you, you will succeed.

The first day seems to be confession, but don't confess.

The next day, I texted and said, I want to hold your hand, but don't hold it, don't touch her at all.

On the third day, take it I was ready when I liked you yesterday. People who don't like you will cancel your appointment the next day.

8. commit crimes by drinking, tell the truth after drinking, and be strong and brave.

Create opportunities to drink more and stay alone (too basic, want to go).

You can be lovelorn and be friends from now on. You are my own sister or something.

Then after drinking, Xiao Qingxin will confess, and you can try to push it down if your mouth is heavy.

9. When many men are rejected, they will say decisively, I will continue to chase you, and I will not give up.

I'm telling you, it's useless and annoying.

The correct way is to take a deep breath and say to her with a smile: OK!

Then don't talk, don't talk for 3 days.

Wait for her to guess what you are thinking, and then you will appear in the fog cover.

10, the last one:

If you are a handsome guy with good taste, it's up to you to pick up girls.

If you are not handsome, it doesn't matter, you have some connotations. For you, this kind of thing depends on your heart or not.

Not handsome, tasteless and connotative, it depends on fate to pick up girls.