Humorous personality and strong taste.

1, the most hurtful man's rejection is not that you don't deserve me, but that you don't deserve me.

2. The world is desperate. When I searched for men's short skirts in Taobao, there really were.

In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age was not a problem. Now as long as the feelings are true, gender is not a problem.

4. A student said: Teacher, I want to shit! Teacher: Be polite! The student was silent for a while and said, teacher, my ass wants to vomit!

5, it is not difficult to get wet with one hand, but it is difficult to get wet with a quilt.

6. Menstruation is like a wolf. When he left, he always shouted, "I will definitely come back."

7. A civilized slogan that girls have never heard of, one small step, one big step!

8. A year ago, I donated blood in the school square. 200CC gave me a manicure set and 400CC gave me a watch. A MM in the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. I ran to the nurse and asked: 1000CC what should I give you? The nurse said quietly, send a coffin.

9. 180MM men actually give women a sense of security far less than 395 mm sanitary napkins. ..

10, I really think I am actually a good girl. I haven't fucked an S, cheated, been a mistress and gay, and I haven't sprinkled pepper noodles on other people's sanitary napkins. ....

1 1. Sanitary napkins are angels. They fold their wings every day.

12. Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

13, I heard that men in China prefer boys to girls, and their wives are better than him, so a man marries b woman, b man marries c woman, c man marries d woman, and a woman becomes a leftover woman carelessly. It is said that the older unmarried young women in China basically fall into four kinds of endings: loneliness, being a stepmother, being a lesbian and becoming a monk.

14, all the feelings that failed the lower body test are not strong, no matter how romantic and colorful the orchids are, the mule will eventually have to be carried to bed for a walk.

15, give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

16, the CET-4 certificate is like a jasper condom, which is only used when looking for a job, and then no one wants to pick it up and wash it before using it.

17, the person I admire most in my life is Xu Xian, because he dares to hit snakes!

18, giving birth to a child can actually be called: servant.

19. Taking classes is like having sex with your wife. Although you may not like it, she will ask you to come once a month by name Skipping class is like habitual masturbation, knowing that it will hurt your health too often, but you still can't resist the pleasure of that moment. Graduation is like childbirth. No matter how deformed you think you will be when you plan to get pregnant,/kloc-will mature after 0/0 months or 4 years.

20, Sao is Sao, Sao is Sao; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

2 1, three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Wu Dong loves Loli; Cao Wei controls his wife; Shu Han are all gay.

22. If there are only two of us in the world, I will cut you off. Let's be sisters in peace ~

23. Who didn't have shit since ancient times and who didn't use paper for defecation? If you don't use toilet paper, are you using your fingers?

24. Animals never wear clothes, but because the opposite sex never wears clothes, they are never interested in sex.

25. In fact, the project that is more attractive than the 7-day double flight tour in Hong Kong is the 5-day tour of Hainan Road 3.

Heavy taste tan daquan

1, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

3, under the banner of the object, penniless.

4. Men want to lock the zipper of women's wallets, and women want to lock the zipper of men's pants.

5, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

6. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!

7. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

8. It's so hard to please others, please yourself.

9. Two kinds of enemies killed my family and woke me up.

10, don't say good night to me on the other end of the phone, I want you to fuck me tirelessly all night.

1 1, allow me to go to the poo-themed restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop tablets.

12, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

13, no matter how powerful Tang Priest is, it's just a monkey trick.

14, please don't call us sisters and hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of film removal!

15, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.

16, the fox is not demon, sexy and not coquettish.

17, go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

18, when I think of a long vacation, I always feel a little sad when I think of a crumpled wallet.

19, with a grain of salt, it is the sea that loses his temper.

You can break my heart, but don't make me give up.

2 1, men feel that there are few things suitable for them before marriage, but there are many things suitable for them after marriage.

22. Extramarital love is a story in literary works and an accident in real life.

23. I am soft-hearted, but it doesn't mean I have no temper.

24, happiness is willing to come and go, as cheap as green onions when buying food.

25. Parents are very grateful for their upbringing, and the only way to repay them is to get ahead.

26. Marriage is the grave of love. If there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

I haven't seen anyone who kills without paying for his life yet. Don't tell me that you have a lot of society.

28. Is it painful or beautiful for a moth to put out the fire? Is to die!

29. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

30. The area of large intestine is about one square meter, and even the place where shit lives is bigger than my home. Finally know what life is worse than death.

3 1, please don't call me sister hooligans in the future, we are the guardians of plastic film removal.

32. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.

33. Run after me naked for two kilometers if you dare. If I turn around, I'm a hooligan.

34. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

35. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

You say you are my friend, but in fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

37, be a man with temperament, and smell like a bitch.

38. The so-called successful woman is awesome during the day and awesome at night.

39. Find a wife to be serious and a lover to be punctual.

40. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

4 1. As long as a woman lives among men, she will always be a hot commodity.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

43, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is the face.

There must be a hole next to the mouse when it laughs at the cat.

45. You are not brave. Who will be strong for you?

46. Young people are too frivolous and nuns are too crazy.

47. As many beauties as there are, so many beauties are money.

48. I said Shanxi produces carbon, and you said grass B sweats.

49. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

50. Falling in love with someone is as simple as shit, and forgetting someone is as difficult as eating shit.

5 1, if you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.

My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.

54. Wear mink with a bag and hug your little sister.

I received a short message yesterday, asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

56, prone loess, supine.

57. When the mother gave her son something, his son smiled; Mother cried when her son gave her something.

58. I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I'm sad!

59. Life is like a period. You will learn some blood lessons from time to time before you know what life is.

60. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

6 1, some people say that men who are bad for women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

62. Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage.

63. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

64. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

65. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

66. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife or your little mother.

67. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

I told you to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

69. Parents' kindness is more important than mountains, and brotherhood is more important than the sea. The mountain is always at sea, and the family always comes first.

70. Youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

7 1, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

72. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil.

73, a woman looks beautiful, it is better to live wonderfully!

74. When the whole world wants me to give up, I still expect someone to whisper: Try again.

75. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

76. Men are soft-hearted and poor, while women are soft-hearted and steal.

77. Society has no sympathy for the weak, because the strong have no feelings or tears.

78. When you have no money in your pocket, you can clearly see your popularity.

79. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

80. I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

8 1, don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!

82. I have Xueba's blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

83. Ordinary roads accompany me, and you will have brilliant avenues!

84. There are many good books in this world, but few books can change fate.

85. Don't miss home when you are out of society. You cannot depend on your parents for everything.

86. To survive in this society, your mouth must be able to speak.

87. People can't judge a book by its cover, nor can a mistress measure it.

88. In this life, we are either role models or reference objects for others.

89. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

90. Don't deal with dogs. Be a cute dog when licking you, and be a tough baiwenhang when biting you.

9 1, true or false, such a world, such a life.

Zhong tasty gexing signboard daquan

1, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so. 2, the road you choose, you have to walk on your knees.

It must be hard for you to watch someone you like pour out his heart for another person.

4. Rats can surf the Internet, otherwise why they are called rats.

5. Because I once loved a madness, I saw you still smiling.

6, my pride, don't allow you to trample.

7. It's really embarrassing to talk about people who even want to eat and drink water. Only after I shit.

8. Women's moaning and nagging will make men unable to cope.

9. Be open-minded when you meet a master in love, so that you won't feel guilty when you meet a killer in love.

10, a woman's belly is made by a man, and a man's belly is made by a man. The former is due to fertilization, and the latter is due to alcohol.

1 1, let me think freely. Please also enjoy this freedom. Isn't this the most wonderful interpersonal relationship?

12, I am used to having you, and I am very happy to have you. I'm afraid of losing you, too.

13, all kinds of bites, all kinds of ditties, all kinds of tunes.

14, go home early on business trip, call downstairs first, at least give them time to get dressed.

15, since ancient times, whoever has no shit in his life has to pull early and pull late.

16, with so much youth, Jiao Jiao B is naughty everywhere.

17, I'm embarrassed to tell my boyfriend what to do when I buy sanitary napkins in the future, saying that I want to buy clothes for my aunt.

18, love or not is between your legs, look at yourself.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed.

20. I have been expecting you to come to me, with messy hair and unshaven beard, knocking at my door with regret.

2 1, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

22, men enjoy a moment, women enjoy the whole process.

23, bow down by courage, look up at strength.

24. The supporting role also has the opportunity to appear, but you have erased my part.

25. It's hard to love someone. It's fun to love two people, but it's over to love three.

26. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

27. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

28, the broken pot has its own broken lid, and the nun has love; Why am I waiting, waiting for your arrival!

29. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

30. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

3 1, I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I feel quite comfortable.

32. The behavior of crazy people is not abnormal, but you are not like them.

33. Remember that I am still here, and remember that I am still in love.

The road ahead is still so long, I don't know the ending and I don't make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life.

35, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

36. My aunt is a bloody ghost and sanitary napkins are vampires.

37. My life is decided by me, not by God. God wants to destroy me and I will destroy God.

38. I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.

39, lingering without wearing a condom, taste is taste.

40. Is it wrong to secretly love you or to confess to you?

4 1, don't underestimate me, I am Maitreya!

42. A woman will fall in love with a man who looks down on her, and a man will fall in love with a woman who looks up to him.

I blame myself for being too young. I don't know if I'm a man or a dog.

44. If you reduce your dependence and expectation, you will live well.

45. I'm sorry that this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

46. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

47. Either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society.

48. A man who is more diligent in changing women than changing sanitary napkins will have your dysmenorrhea sooner or later.

49. I used up my last strength just to smile at you like a sunflower.

50. As a woman, is it so difficult to want a simple love that works at sunrise and stops at sunset?

5 1, how many tigers are beautiful women, and how many beautiful women are greedy for cheap.

52. What do you think you are a condom?

If the enemy can make you angry, it means that you are not sure you can beat him.

54. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

55. The little sunflower mother started her class. The child always has a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Have a casual meal.

We have no choice but to grow old together.

57. The man I love is also worried, so the more affectionate he is, the more heartless he is.

58. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, but the characters are wrong!

59. Boss, have a bowl of noodles with Chinese sauerkraut.

60, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6 1, at the beginning of life, human nature is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs.

62. Teacher, you are neither beautiful nor cute. Why should I keep staring at you in class?

63. I can't recite a book just like I can't shit, which makes me feel unspeakable pain.

64. If you offend me, I will make you realize the beauty of life!

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

66. Have money to do things well, but have no money to do people well.

67. Don't think that breaking up with you and returning to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after I shit!

68. People decorate clothes, horses decorate saddles and dogs run with bells.

For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

70. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

7 1, take a step back, let go, and break into a world.

72. The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people pee and look in the mirror.

73. A strong girl will cry, but she will never give up.

74. I am reluctant to let go. Lovelorn, unforgettable.

75. You just had a tacit understanding with each other, but you let go and chose to abandon it.

76, calm is a kind of life accomplishment, innocence is a kind of personality.

77. A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

78. Teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and they always look at B and cry.

79. The division of labor is different: before a man goes to work, his wife wears a tie, and before going to bed, his lover unfastens his belt.

80. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

8 1, the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

82. When I love you, you are what you say; I don't love you. What do you say you are?

83. You can be fickle and simple, and I can be promiscuous and thorough. Who can't live without who?

84. Yesterday, the physiology teacher gave us a lecture. He said that you can't plug in everywhere like a USB flash drive, and you will get a virus.

85. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

86. I fart in the elevator. I shouted that something was burnt, so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

87. No matter how good the chain is, it can't stop the dog who wants to run, and no matter how good the treatment is, it can't satisfy the greedy heart.

88. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there.

89. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

90, gunfire, drums, I am the hooligan I am afraid of!

9 1, live a natural life and be yourself.

92. I am not a child of a rich family. I have no choice but to struggle.

93. The word ambiguity, literally, means missing the day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

94. When the tears run out, the rest should be strong.

95. I can't keep up with you every step, but the distance is getting farther and farther.

96, sexy and not coquettish, derailed and chaste.

97. I will never say I love you. This is the tacit understanding between us.

98. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

99, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality.

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality.

The words "1" and "ambiguous" literally mean missing this day. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

Love and not love are between your legs. It's up to you.

3, unrequited love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, not love is a taste.

4, Bajie, don't peek at the teacher's screen name.

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

6. On a busy street, there is always a broken car with a broken shoe in it.

7. Looking back after graduating from college, I found that I slept with a bunch of same-sex people for so long.

8. Don't be a dog when you are brilliant, and don't forget your friends when you are down and out!

9. gay friends is a friend who eats KFC together, and his booty friend is a friend who eats instant noodles together. The former pays attention to communication while the latter pays attention to efficiency.

10, a fucking kiss, the world is in chaos.

1 1. Do you know who is the most powerful anti-Japanese hero in history? Correct answer: period!

12. Why do European cucumbers spread viruses? Not gonorrhea, not syphilis, but Escherichia coli. Who can tell me why?

13, youth is a beautiful and cruel game. If you were the enemy, you would have been killed by me.

14, people can't do two things at the same time-can you?

15, life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands.

16, people should remember what they said and always pay back what they owe.

17, various dogs in the back.

18, give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat a catty and be full. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!

19, you said that the coquettish smell on her body was body fragrance.

20. I hope to be your little train and never cheat.

2 1, go to the poop theme restaurant the day after tomorrow, eat the signature toilet, No.5 ice cream and poop chips.

22. Go to hell, Xiao Qingxin! Heavy taste is king!

23, a person will become addicted for a long time, and two people will go to bed for a long time.

24. A person I have always hated suddenly said that he likes me. I suddenly don't hate ta, because I can't hate a man with vision.

25, 1 Wanhe1million is the same, because I don't have any!

26. I always feel a faint sadness when I think about the long vacation and my shriveled wallet ~ ~ ~

27. Please don't call sister hooligans in the future. We are the guardians of plastic film removal.

28. It is not difficult to get one hand wet, but it is difficult to get a quilt wet.

29, use durian violence LZ chrysanthemum!

30. Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

3 1, when you meet someone who loves you, just follow. After all, people with bad eyes and heavy tastes like him will soon become extinct!

32. It turns out that you are still a John's face and a gentleman's heart!

33. The original screen name can be so long.

34. Where did you fall? Where did you get up? The same place fell again. I suspect there is a pit there. . .

35. Would you mind keeping your mouth clean? Do you need to rinse your mouth during menstruation?

Qq space emphasizes taste and personality;

1, mm suddenly told me when watching TV series: Journey to the West is too abnormal. A man rides another man every day!

2. Love is only one word, and I only do it once.

3, the word ambiguous, literally, is thinking about Japan. But one pretends to have love and the other pretends to have a future.

4, don't blame the sister for being proud, just blame the guy for being ignorant.

5. I am not afraid of my opponent's toughness, but I am afraid that I have been shaking.

6, lingering without wearing a condom, delicious.

7. Leave half when defecating to avoid getting hungry soon.

8, wearing a condom, Lao tze is a new day.

9. I hope the woman you touched is rotting.

10, Jinyang Dan, energetic during the day and energetic at night to solve men's skeletons.

1 1. Hold your smelly, beating penis tightly.

12, two traffic packets, the feeling of more traffic is terrible, even if the side leakage is not a problem.

13. Men fall down when they see me. Look at you again. Men run when they see you.

14. Did you have fun with her? Do you have sex hard? Do you still remember me

15, you said you were my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

16. Animals and animals never wear clothes, but they are never interested in sex because the opposite sex doesn't wear clothes.

17, dyed red sheets just to show off passion.

18, people are in rivers and lakes. I can't help it You don't curse. People scold you.

19, if you have another woman in mind, then I can sleep with another man under the bed. ..

20. If you think that eating is my whole life, you are wrong! And ... . Sleep!

2 1, three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Wu Dong loves Loli; Cao Wei controls his wife; Shu Han are all gay.

22. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your ultimate real destination.

23. He won't even let me go to physical education class or run. He always asks me to ask for leave because he is afraid that the man's chest will shake when he sees me running!

24. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

25. Why is my stool often bloodshot? Because my husband loves me deeply. .

26. Sexiness is not coquettish, but cheating and showing off. Fuck.

27, big chest brainless chicken big man show.

28, once I sang: I am lonely ~ He smiled and said: You sang wrong, I should just touch jj.

29, experts suggest that sleep should not exceed 24 hours a day, almost enough, not too much.

30. The rejection that hurts men the most is not that you don't deserve me, but that you don't deserve me.

3 1. As a girl without the advantages of Aoi sora+Maria Ozawa and others, is it wishful thinking to ask a man with Eason Chan+Nicholas Tse complex to live his whole life?