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A short message made his girlfriend very angry because he couldn't remember her phone number.

1, honey, I was wrong. I shouldn't quarrel with you. I have seriously violated the provisions of Article 1 "My wife is right" and Article 2 "If you think my wife is wrong, please refer to Article 1" of the Wife-loving Code. I admit my punishment for mopping the floor for a week. Please forgive me.

2. Legend has it that people who make mistakes only need to write their apologies on their mobile phones, add the most sincere wishes, put their mobile phones in their hands to pray and send them out. The person who receives the text message will forgive you. I did this. I hope the rumor is true. Forgive me, for god's sake.

Because I love each other too much, I can't tolerate each other's concealment. Because they care too much about each other, there will be disputes over some small things. Forgive me this time, Bao, I can't live without you

6. You are right. I was right. There is no right or wrong in life. You have your ideas, I have my ideas, and it's my fault to interfere with you. This is a beautiful misunderstanding. May your generosity make all the unhappiness disappear.

7. God, earth, dear, don't accept punishment for my mistakes. Throw all my troubles, worries and dissatisfaction to me! Pray that God will give you back all your happiness, happiness and carefree-forgive me!

9. I really want to go for a walk with you: let the breeze sweep away the troubles, let the sunshine scare away the haze, let the birds sing, let the colorful clouds dance, and keep your fingers locked forever. It's a pity that I accidentally made you angry. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Let's go for a walk.

10, I was wrong, I regret it, I can't start over! You said you could correct your mistakes, that's a good boy! Wife! I will stop all housework in the future, and I will give you all my salary. If I don't listen, I will love you forever!

1 1, there is no heinous crime. Don't send me to eighteen levels of hell. Not * * *, don't die of old age with me. I don't want to be on your blacklist. Forgive me and may the Buddha bless you.

12, hit me and scold me, don't hate me, let me hate me, forgive me in the future, pester me with mistakes, feel sad and helpless, sincerely apologize to you, hope you can forgive me, call me in future setbacks and shelter you from the wind and rain.

13, confession: Dear, because my carelessness makes you sad, because your sadness makes me regret, because my regret makes me show you my determination: I will be more careful from now on, and I will never make you sad. I am willing to bring you comfort and happiness with my sincerity and sincerity.

14. Because I love you too much, I can't hurt you. Because I care too much about you and your feelings. Honey, I was wrong. Forgive me. Seeing your sad heart hurts my heart even more.

15, because of my willfulness, you are helpless; I made you angry because of my impulse. Dear, forgive my willfulness and impulsiveness. You said we should live our little life sweetly. Honey, don't be angry, okay? Don't be angry!

16, send flowers and gifts, please forgive, it will misunderstand our friendship, please forgive with your heart, it will represent our friendship, friendship for many years, intimacy at present, no intention to make mistakes, please rest assured, forgive me, we will be happier, please be comfortable, happiness is in my heart.

17, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I'm really upset. You shouldn't fight, you shouldn't fight, it's really bad to make you angry. I hope you don't care in your heart and smile generously. Even if you can't forgive me, I hope you are in a good mood.

2, you are angry, I blame myself; You are sad, and I am sad; You shed tears, I regret it; You suffer and my heart breaks; At this moment, I finally understand that your every move affects my heart. Please forgive my mistake. I am willing to use my life to make you happy for a lifetime as compensation!

3, heavy, my regret is coming, just like my guilt, heavy; Thick, my shame is coming, just like my apology, thick; Shame, waiting for your forgiveness, entrusting this message, shame, etc.

20. Making a mistake is a temporary regret, and missing an apology is a permanent regret. Please forgive our little dispute, forget our little feud, and hope that our life will never have regrets.

2 1, it's all my negligence that makes you feel infected with the virus. Please restart your good mood and run happily and normally. If you feel dissatisfied, pull me out, pack me up and delete me. As long as you can forgive me this time, I am willing to treat myself as a virus. You can block and delete at any time. Okay, pig?

If you are angry, the consequences will be serious. Sulking is harmful to health. Wrinkled eyebrows and long wrinkles. For your health and beauty, please forget the unpleasantness between us. I wish you happiness every day and laughter every year.

23, rice, can not eat; Sleep, can't sleep, walk in a daze, go to work in a daze, absent-minded, distracted, just because of unintentional mistakes, is by no means a warm-hearted person. Don't be angry because I blame myself too much. You will find that forgiving others means letting go of yourself. Might as well try.

24. Deep regret cannot turn back the clock. The pain in my heart is God's punishment for me. You adults don't care about villains, but the prime minister can punt in his stomach. Forgive me for being blunt, but the address is unknown. Sorry not to say much, I just hope you will be happy from now on!

26. I am a naughty boy and occasionally make you angry. But don't be angry. Come and get angry with me for no reason. I will get rid of my bad temper and make you happy. From then on, the world is blessed!

27, SMS to apologize, I shouldn't have lost my temper with you that day. Since the vast sea of people can meet here, it shows that we still have fate. It was forgivable to adjust our lives at that time. Honey, will you forgive me?

28. I know that not every "I'm sorry" can get a "it doesn't matter", and not every apology can offset an offense, but I know I'm really wrong. I just want to say "I'm sorry" to you sincerely. Please forgive me.

29. If you were the one who made the mistake, I would never struggle. If you are the one who apologizes, I totally understand that life would be much less fun without you. If happiness doesn't have you, happiness doesn't exist. Now I made a mistake, and I hope you will cherish it. I hope my short life can share joys and sorrows.

30. Things that can be changed, things that I hope can be improved and understood, things that I hope can be well communicated and forgiven, things that I hope can be tolerated and let go, things that I hope will not be entangled, happy moments, I hope to continue to walk well, I hope to be friends forever, and I hope to know each other forever.

3 1, I know you are angry with me because you care about me, and you are sad because you care about me, but do you know how sad I am to see you sad on your angry days? Dear, forgive me and let's live happily together.

32. Wife, I was wrong. Forgive me. If you give me another chance, I will do housework, send my children to school and rub your shoulders in the future. Just hold your pot in a down-to-earth way and be my wife!

33. Stains can be wiped off, darkness can be illuminated, chaos can be clarified, typhoid fever can be compensated, and mistakes can of course be forgiven. Therefore, I have the cheek to apologize to you. Please take out your measurements when eating and forgive my carelessness.

In order to express my sincere apologies, I ask you to open your mailbox, browse messages, copy happiness, paste sweet words, delete troubles, refresh history and save happiness.

36. Just because of a small quarrel, evolution and then separation; Separated for many days, Lacrimosa regretted it; I come to beg you today, and my wife asks you to be generous; Forgive my offense and promise to follow you in the future; Even if I have to be a slave, I am willing; To show my sincerity, I specially tell you personally: wife, I love you, and I will never give up loving you all my life!

Dear sister, please forgive my unintentional injury on impulse. You know I'm a "knife mouth and tofu heart". Please don't be as knowledgeable as your little sister. Little sister apologizes to you, apologizes to you, bows to you, forgives little sister!

40. Miss will not be lazy, how will love change? Dear, forgive me for my mistake, forgive me for making you angry again, I just hope you will be fine, and our love will be fine until the end of my life.