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Section 3.8 Pornographic Text Messages

1. You are low-key, showing the beauty of gentleness; you are virtuous, showing the beauty of tranquility; you are pleasant, showing the beauty of cuteness; you are smart, showing the beauty of wisdom; you are dignified, showing the beauty of wisdom. You reveal the inner beauty; you are cheerful and express the beauty of happiness. On Women’s Day, I wish you become more beautiful day by day and make your life more beautiful! 2. Women’s Day: I wish you to be more beautiful than Xi Shi, smarter than Diao Chan, gentler than Zhaojun, more graceful than a concubine, more charming than Mona Lisa, more dignified and elegant than Athena, and more beautiful than Venus! 3. Elegance is a kind of experience, and temperament is a kind of precipitation. The passage of time cannot take away your intelligence and wisdom; the passage of time cannot change your dignity and virtuousness; on Women's Day, I wish you happiness and happiness for a lifetime with your wife, I love you! 4. I heard that there is a person who has a beauty that turns the world upside down, a smile that impresses all living beings, a pride that attracts thousands of favors, gentleness and virtuousness, elegance and nobility at the same time. who is she? She is just as cute as you! Happy Women’s Day! 5. Women’s Day is approaching. When I receive this text message, you are the most beautiful; your smile is charming, your voice is better than an oriole; your happiness spreads thousands of miles, and your joy is everywhere. I am happy if you are happy! Happy Women's Day! 6. The most nagging words in the world contain the warmest greetings, and the most expensive calculations in the world cannot cover up the most tolerant and generous love. International Women's Day is here, and I would like to say to every woman around me: Thank you for your hard work! 7. The supreme king of martial arts, slaying dragons with his precious sword, commands the world. No one dares to disobey. He relies on the sky and cannot come out. Who can compete with him? Beauties, the pan is your dragon-slaying knife, and the small spatula is your heavenly sword. Happy Women's Day! 8. Women are like water, and softness overcomes strength. How many tough men have fallen under the pomegranate skirt and become soft as a finger! Women can still hold up half the sky, and then check the male-to-female ratio, and the comprehensive conclusion is: women can conquer the world! Happy Women’s Day on 3.8! 9. My dear, I know you want to lose weight in your waistline, so I won’t treat you to dinner. I know you wish you had fewer wrinkles, so I won't tease you. I swear I will do what I say. Happy Women's Day. 10. Women should be pretty and dress up when they have nothing to do. Women should be happy and have fun when they have time. Women's Day is here, and if you are a woman, you should be chic. Blessings and take a look. . Happy holidays and smile when you can! 11. Women’s Day has arrived, and I send my best wishes to beauties. May the wind be drunk, beauties be pretty, happiness be even more enchanting, family and love be wonderful, career be prosperous, good luck be chasing you, and troubles be hidden in the sky. May you have a happy Women's Day. 12. Your tenderness is like the wind, traveling through every corner of Women’s Day; your passion is like fire, lighting up the happy fireworks of Women’s Day; your affection is like snow, purifying every bit of Women’s Day; your warmth is like rain. , spread the joy of Women’s Day, and wish you all the best on Women’s Day! 13. If a woman has a high status, she will be praised for her plumpness if she is fat; if she is thin, she will be praised for her slimness; if she is active, she is lively; if she is reserved, she is quiet; if she is young, she is youthful; and if she is old, she is mature. Even I have to send a text message: Happy Women's Day! 14. Top secret: In order to celebrate Women's Day, the relevant departments decided to eliminate all beauties to increase the confidence of ugly women. Please pack up and go away from the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. No thanks, run away. ! 15. Women’s Day is here. It’s your husband’s job to rub your back, it’s your leader’s job to give you a salary increase, it’s your sister’s privilege to listen to your whispers, and it’s my pursuit to give you blessings. I wish you a happy holiday. , feel comfortable!