Valentine's day funny SMS greetings

1, looking for you: anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

2, a person get along, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, a person with a mobile phone on, thinking about the good old days, expressing my best wishes and sending you a happy Valentine's Day!

I had an accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

4. When does a lover have one? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. It's the hardest to rest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day!

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

6, quietly watching you focus, beautiful dreams see you happy, sincerely love you, carefully hurt you, silly thinking about your infatuation, quietly tell you that I really love you!

7. If one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

8. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

9. You are the wind, I am the boat, and we go far together; You are a rose, I am a flower, and we have a love flower; You are warm, I am home, and we form a happy family; Today is Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day!

10, oh! Dear, I tell you, 1000 years ago on Valentine's Day, I didn't go home. You think I'm fooling around, so don't bother me, because there was no text message at that time. So a thousand years later, I have to tell you that I went to buy flowers.

1 1. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

12, flowers, roses, may you always be bright; Starlight, music, may you always be trendy; Forever, ever, may you be vast forever. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I bless you. You are an angel in my heart.

13, blue sky and white clouds depend on each other, green mountains and green waters embrace each other, the breeze and drizzle are so wonderful, you and your lover will always be together, and Valentine's Day is here again. I wish you a happy time and a happy moment.

14. If you really love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores the behavior you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care enough about him or he doesn't care enough about you, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. Cowards will become brave when they meet people they really love, and similarly, careless people will become cautious.

15, dear, my love "program" started when I "scanned" you. People say that we are "compatible" and belong to "hyperlinks". Especially in the days when we met, the feelings quickly "upgraded"!

16, sometimes God is not playing tricks on us, but we are playing tricks on ourselves. Remember not to waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. Falling in love with someone who doesn't love himself is doomed to be hurt.

17, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

18, according to the information you sent me, you are very willing to let me open your file. I have a Pentium core for you. The data downloaded from my hard disk is "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day!

19, women should learn to cherish themselves, learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and don't understand fashion. You are not a complete woman.

20. The day has come when I have to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone in February 14. Alas! Waiting for you.

2 1, recalling the eventful years in the past, I can't bear to look back. When the evening breeze comes, I miss my friends so much. How can I beat him? I haven't found a girlfriend for a long time. At this time, I hope all the good men in the world have needs and spend Valentine's Day with honey!

22. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there is always a crisis, because such people change their minds easily. Falling in love with honest people will be very reassuring, but life is also boring.

23, Kuafu chasing the sun is to pick the sun for you; The Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon, picking the moon for you; Shenzhou 7 came out of the cabin to pick up the stars for you. I sent you a message telling you that I made them do it!

24, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't miss you, which is more unfair than Dou E; I won't text you, but it's lightning.

25. Looking for an object: Jane Doe is elegant, gentle and beautiful, intelligent and kind, and will always stay in my heart. Anyone who knows his whereabouts please contact me as soon as possible and would like to give him a rose! .

26. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with you around, idiots will finish reading it.

27. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

28. The river of the soul flows forward, and I am waiting for you in the cheerful water. After the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you and my heart roses, so that the water of true love will be watered forever and never fade.

29. Lonely Night Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood, but I didn't lose my dream from then on, but I still had you in my dream! Meeting you is pure providence, and I fall in love with you wholeheartedly. The person you loved, you have no regrets, and you will only be satisfied if you get it.

30. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, lovers get along well, heartless people suffer, spoony people suffer, thin lovers are notorious, passionate people are only a few, and real people belong to me. Happy Valentine's Day!

3 1, looking at the sky, looking at the ground, just can't see you; Speaking of wind and rain, I just dare not say I love you. I miss you all the time, but I just don't.