Chatting and teasing others.

When chatting, everyone will have all kinds of emotions and emotions, that is, people's secular desires. This is very complicated, influenced by too many factors, and different times have different definitions of emotions. Share the following tips for teasing others when chatting.

Teasing others while chatting 1 1. When were you born?

March

What? Didn't your mother give birth to you?

What month were you born?

March

What? Aren't you from your mother?

2. Do you think it's girly for boys to paint their nails?

mother

Son, what a good boy.

Do you think boys can paint their nails?

mother

That's good, son,

I will support you in the future.

Really? I am very touched.

Really, after all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

I will support you in the future.

Really? I am very touched.

Really, after all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

What kind of person do you think you are?

A cheerful and optimistic person

No, you're not human.

What do you think you are?

A cheerful and optimistic person

No, you're not human.

You are acting very strange today.

What's so strange about it?

ugly

You are very strange today.

what's up

It's ugly

6. Sometimes I really envy you.

Envy me for what?

I am a lovely little girl to chat with you.

Sometimes I envy you.

What do you envy me?

I'm a little cute. I can chat with you.

7. All good things must come to an end.

be

If you invite me, I can eat more with you

There is no feast that will never end.

be

If you invite me, I can eat more with you.

8. I dare not ask what kind of boy/girl you like.

why

I'm afraid I am your type.

I dare not ask what kind of boy/girl you like.

Why?

I'm afraid I'm just your type.

9. Do you like washing and brushing?

I like it.

Then you put away the bowl!

Do you like washing?

Yes, I like it.

Then put the bowl!

10, you have to think it over before you confess.

Think about what?

I am nothing but beauty.

Think before you say it.

what do you think?

I'm just a beauty

1 1, the conditions for me to find a boyfriend are very simple.

take for example

I like the cuckold husband I bought him.

I am looking for a very simple boyfriend.

such as

I like the green hat I bought him.

12, do you have a crush on me?

No, you think too much.

And then blatantly like it!

Are you in love with me?

No, you think too much.

I like it openly!

Chatting and teasing others 2 1, don't move! Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

2. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: the number you dialed is a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!

It is reasonable to hear that eating garlic can prevent swine flu. Think about it: if you eat garlic, people will think you stink and don't want to be near you, and the swine flu virus won't be around! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? Does your mouth itch? That means I want to kiss you. Does it itch? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

7. I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

8. "I miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: hey, beautiful and clean! Also praised me: What a good child, such a small grade came out to put pigs! "

9. This message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "

10, don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you.

Chatting while teasing others 3 1 "People can't live without oxygen, but I can. Do you know why? " "I don't know" and "Because I have you, a naughty boy."

2. "Who do you like?" "It's not you anyway." "Will you die if you lie to me?" "cheated, you are not dead!"

3. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my shirt and pointed to his white belly. It's white.

4. "Guess what constellation I am", "Gemini" and "Wrong, I made it for you"

5. "365 days a year. Guess which day I like? " "I like every day with you."

6. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring it back.

7. This morning in spring, I woke up relaxed, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, and falling in love with you is my happy choice; Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

9. I must work hard, otherwise people will say, look, that man is nothing but good-looking.

10, I don't know what frivolity is, I only know that the winner is king.

1 1. The boy at that station was very handsome, so I went forward and grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

12, benefactor, you are bullying the poor monk, and the poor monk will lose face to God.

13, if the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid it's still a negative score.

14, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

15, I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.