What are some humorous words about "reunion of old classmates"?

1. The monitor organized a reunion of old classmates. Halfway through the meal, he stood up and gave me a toast: "Don't drink this glass of wine, lose face in front of everyone!" " I also got up quickly: "Monitor, sit down first. Everyone at KFC is watching us ... "

2, in a few days, the classmates got together and asked me to go to XX Hotel. I went there and found that many students didn't know each other! Everything has changed! So I introduced myself one by one. Shortly after we met, the mobile phone rang and my classmates called and asked, "Where are you? Come on, I need you! " "

At the class reunion, a classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, I must propose a toast to you. You were very kind to me in those days. Every time you finish the problem, you are the first to ask me if I understand. " Teacher: "Actually, I think that if you understand, everyone can understand ..."

It rained yesterday afternoon, and I met a beautiful classmate who was hiding from the rain under the tree, so I went up to talk to him: classmate, why don't I take you home? The rain will not stop for a while. Thank you, my boyfriend will be here soon!

Go home at four o'clock in the afternoon, take a shower, change clothes and go to the hotel early. In the reserved private room, Xiaoying and Zhiying have arrived. Seeing the good wine brought by Xiaoying, I was afraid that I couldn't hold it, so I decided to drink the usual Erguotou, so I went out and bought four bottles. Don't be ridiculous. I killed six and a half bottles at the last party of ten people. Class reunions are always crazy.

6. In order to highlight my identity at the class reunion, I wore a Rolex. Just when I was worried about how to display it, a classmate suddenly asked what time it was.

7. The students arrived one after another. I sat with my back to the door. It became a necessary ceremony for students to touch my bald head in the door. Of course, the girls all touched my bald head. They hated my male classmates and said simply: After being on the program "If You Are the One", bald head was very popular.

8. Yesterday at the class reunion, I suddenly saw the goddess I had a crush on before, so I went to say hello to see if there was any chance. After chatting for a while, a child came to pull the goddess' clothes and said, Ma Ma, I want to go home, and my face was green at that time. In the future, I will talk to another classmate about the goddess and ask him which cow dung the goddess was inserted in and which pig arched it. Then I saw the child coming over and pulling the clothes of his classmates and saying, Dad, Mom wants you to pass. ...

9. We students all grew up together in the textile compound. Our parents come from all over the country. Because Tianjin has the largest population, everyone speaks Tianjin dialect. Students are very humorous, two people talking is crosstalk, and a group of people together is sketch and drama.

10, class reunion, found that the women's university changed eighteen times, and everyone became immortals. Deeply touched, a lesbian said, "You have changed a lot. I remember when you were a child, BYJ, you went to college in Joseph Cheng. Why are you in Degang Guo now!

1 1. When you open this commemorative album, we give you our best wishes again. Although youth is gone, friendship lasts forever.

12. Many years ago, we came together from all corners of the country with childishness and full vision. In order to satisfy our thirst for knowledge, we left an unforgettable life footprint in our unforgettable alma mater, Caimiao Middle School. We have gained knowledge and cultivated friendship, and since then we have roamed everywhere. Today, the difference between 2008 and 2008 brings us together again.

13. I have known each other for decades. During the Cultural Revolution, he cut classes and cut in line or corps. Going back to the city without a house to live in, it is difficult to get married on a blind date. After marriage, the husband and wife share joys and sorrows. Older people are addicted and tired, and it is difficult for children to take exams. Young and old are stable, holding hands and being the only wife. Looking back on the true feelings, only between classmates. I want to get together often and spend my old age happily.

14. I feel extremely lucky to know you, but I feel my life is full to know you. I will hide my smiling days, and I hope you will take good care of yourself in the unpredictable days to come.

15. A golden autumn after twenty-six years of reincarnation is brewing the desire for today's party. When we are at school, we imagine meeting in five or ten years. Today's meeting is a dream in which we are immersed in the passion of twenty-six spring and autumn.