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How to express love for girls with routines?

1, what are you doing? "

"I'm thinking about you."

2. "Don't you feel bad for me?"

"The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. "

3. "People like you ..."

"What's wrong with me?"

"I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love."

You must come when I get married.

Why? '

Because it would be awkward without a bride. '

5. You are the devil in others' eyes.

But an angel in my heart.

6. "I want to steal your temperature."

"Speak human words"

"Give me a hug"

7. "I found someone secretly loves you."

"Who is it?"

"me."

8. "Do you like water?"

"like"

"Congratulations!"

"Huh?"

"You already like me 72%!"

9. "Tell me you like me, and then I will refuse you."

"I like you. . . "

"Then let's be together!"

10, "Do you want a dog?"

"What dog?"

"the single kind"

1 1 "I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I will hold my head high and confess to you."

"What if the back is facing up?"

"Turn it over."

12, just have fun.

Why should I snicker?

Because I love you.

13, I found someone secretly loves you.

who is it?

Me.