Funny ancient poems that made you vomit blood after laughing so hard

1. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, good luck will fly in front of you. Traveling thousands of miles to Jiangling, one day brings back health. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying, and happiness greets you. The boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, and the road ahead is broad and flat. I wish you a smooth life, everything goes smoothly, everything goes smoothly.

2. The spring is silent and caressing the trickle, and you no longer have to worry about the college entrance examination. The shade of the tree shines on the water, the love is clear and soft, and the friends drink some wine. Xiao He just showed his sharp corners, which is a metaphor for your college entrance examination. Don’t worry, if you don’t look back at Tsinghua University, there will already be a dragonfly standing on your head. I wish you: be named on the gold list and always smile.

3. Ask about the river tide and the sea water, the tide of longing never stops. How is it like the love of a king and the heart of a concubine? I only wish to be in good health and remember me. It is better to hate each other than to have faith in the tide. The tide brings blessings and wishes you peace. When I miss you, I realize that the sea is not deep, and my heart is full of love. Love at a distance, longing from afar, may lovers love each other forever and never be separated.

4. Entering the freshman year, you have great ambitions. After graduating from the senior year, you have great ambitions. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, just like the mineral water of a farmer. Don’t worry that there are no friends in the future, because they are all brothers who will fail the exam.

5. During the Qingming Festival, it rains heavily, and pedestrians on the road feel like losing their souls; the mountains are poor and the water is no longer doubtful, and there is no way to go, half into the river wind and half into the clouds. If I ask where the restaurant is, there is another village with dark willows and bright flowers. In the dream, I didn't know that I was a guest, but I have always been a Lingnan native. Flowers look alike every year, and no one in the world recognizes you.

6. I am a stranger in a foreign land. I feel unhappy when I leave my hometown. I miss my loved ones even more during the festive season. I drink alone with no one to accompany me. I know that my brother is at a high place. I send you a text message to express my blessings to you all over the world. There is one less person to plant dogwood, and I wish my loved ones to be nourished every day. May the relatives in my hometown be healthy and safe.

7. Watching the plum blossoms on the branches in the corner makes you feel at peace; Ling Han blooms alone, and your heart is naturally there; you know it is not snow in the distance, just for the sake of tenacity; for the secret fragrance comes, you are independent and not dependent on it. I wish you persevere in yourself, bravely succeed, and be persevering on the road of life.

8. The rain reminds me of the clothes, the flowers think of my face, and my brother loves his sister with true love; the spring breeze blows on the threshold, and the dew is thick, and I miss you deeply in my heart; if we hadn’t met at the top of the jade mountain, I would have sent a text message of love; I would have gone to Yaotai under the moon When we meet, sweetness will accompany us throughout our lives; I wish lovers will eventually get married and be happy as they wish.

9. Chao Ci Bai Di said that he took some time out to play among the colorful clouds; thousands of miles of rivers and mountains were returned in one day, and trains and planes did not have any trouble. The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, and their happy moods have become countless; the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, and every day is free. I hope you go out more often and don’t be afraid to spend money! Happiness is the most important thing.

10. The Yellow River has thousands of miles of sand, and you can get whatever you want. Waves and winds blow from the end of the world, your fortune is great. Now go straight to the Milky Way and reach the top of the clouds, no one can compare with you. We went to the house of the Morning Glory and the Weaver Girl, where we drank and ate fish and duck. I wish your dreams come true, your life is nourishing, and your future is infinite.