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If boys don't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should they laugh at other girls for their poor figure?
2. If a boy has no more than 6 abdominal muscles, why should he laugh at other girls for their poor figure?
I hate people who know my friends through me.
The most helpless thing is like trying to please, but getting a sentence that I don't need.
At the age of fifteen, the toys I missed very much when I was five were no longer rare. How dare I say that at the age of 26, I still want a lover I didn't get at the age of 16?
6. Yo, why is Singles Day again? Half a person comes out. I'm afraid I'll scare you.
7. I'm not as strong as I thought, but I can't find a place for cowardice to rest.
8.QQ anonymous message If you can send messages to non-friends, the person you like will not be in the friends list.
I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever dares to bully me will shed tears.
10. If one day you ask me if we can stay together until we grow old together, my answer is that you can and I can.
1 1. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.
12. I envy Kotaro. He doesn't love his country, but a wolf loves me.
13. The class teacher can change many people's lives by changing their seats casually once.
14. The person you don't like is no better than a smile from the person you like.
15. Dreams are destined to be a lonely journey, and there will inevitably be doubts and ridicule on the way, but so what, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.
16. What a good temper! This is all because I love you.
17. Some people watch it all their lives, but they are ignored all their lives; Some people you look at, but miss your life.
18. Love never hurts. What hurts is an oath that can never be fulfilled.
19. Why leave history blank? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.
20. I thought I was past the age of impulsiveness, but love is like a journey, and it may never start without a little impulsiveness.
2 1. The bell after class is sweeter than the national anthem, and the bell in class is more collapsed than anxiety.
22. When you excluded me, don't regret giving others a chance to sneak in.
When you wonder why he is hot and cold to you, he may be going through fire and water for another person.
24. I can proudly tell you that it's okay for me to be wronged to death.
25. Don't live in the past, because it has passed. Don't live with reality, because you must go on living.
26. In the past, horses and chariots were slow, letters were far away, and you could only love one person in your life.
27. Life is a one-way ticket, but you will meet many different people at different stations.
I don't want to explain. I explained too much, just as I was blaming you for not understanding me.
29. At the moment you tell the secret, don't regret that it was later known.
If the frog doesn't become a prince.
1, I just want to say to you: Thanks to you, my heart is full of warmth and sweetness. Because of you, I often fall into the pain of missing. Love You!
I didn't know the sweetness of love until I fell in love with you.
3. Without your love, the living goal will be difficult to recover!
4. You are like a warm spring breeze, which arouses the waves of love in my heart; You are like a soft cloud, attracting my affectionate eyes.
Meeting you and me is a kind of fate, and we cherish this hard-won feeling. I hope I can accompany you all my life on the road in the future.
6. I implore you deeply; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.
7. Falling in love is a wonderful feeling, knowing you. Know each other. Love makes all this beautiful. I love you deeply, thank you! I am willing to join hands with you for life and love you for life. Accompany. Stay together for life!
8. I'm choking! If you don't say it, I won't say it. One of us must make it clear! Forget it. If I don't go to hell, who will? I said I love you!
9. It's hard to love someone. I wonder if you have a heart and soul if you are loved. Even an ordinary word. A little comforting action is precious and unforgettable to me, which makes me very worried!
10, when you are lonely. Please read my name quietly on a sad day. And said: someone is missing me, and I live in a person's inner world.
1 1. The best thing in life is to meet you; What is the most amazing thing in life; Nothing is better than having you; What can't be forgotten in life is that I love you all my life!
12, if you really love me, please call me as soon as possible, so that a person who loves you deeply will suffer less. I love you. I can't help it.
13. If I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself.
14. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but the distance is too far, so I have to send you a message to tell you that I miss you.
15, people say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!
16, for you, I drew a prison, stood at the corner where we met, looked up, looked for your enchanting figure, imprisoned all my love, and gently opened my arms to you just for the moment of reunion!
17, I don't know how long my life is. No one knows how big the fate is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. As long as two people rely on their own hearts, no matter how far it is, I don't think it is very far. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.
The greatest act of unrequited love is realization. You don't love me, but I help you. True secret love is a lifelong career, and I won't give up because he is far away from you. Without this feeling, don't fall in love easily.
19, decipher your love code with my persistence, and the true feelings sprout in romance; Use my happiness to melt your lonely struggle. Happiness begins with a smile, and love explodes in warmth. You are my eternal concern in this life!
I hope you can give me a chance to take care of you. Love you. Plain and faint, grow old with you!
2 1, be happy, be chic and love more; Be romantic, warm and happy; Be careful, be emotional and be true.
22. At this moment, make a vow to love you forever; Saying love is the same as thinking of you; Sing your feelings and miss you every day; Write a promise and fall in love with each other. I just want to say to you: our love is destined to last forever!
23. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. My love for you is pure. What should I do? The sea is white!
24. Some people love with their mouths, but I love with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I won't regret it.
25. My cat loses its hair easily. Can you help me manage it?
26. Now that we have met, how can we endure separation? We are willing to stay together year after year. Its moments of beauty are like a dream, and we are willing to embrace each other day and night.
27. Love is a kind of fate, so we should cherish it. Therefore, I hung a beautiful wind chime on my heart window. If you come and the bell rings, it will be your pleasure.
28. I am your coat when you are cold and your medicine when you have a cold. I never say it is bad. As long as you need me, I am your support when you are sad, a smile in a short message and a hug when you are happy. I want you to know that fairy tales are also proud of us!
I can't think of any reason to live except loving you.
30. It is my pursuit to love you for ten thousand years. It is my wish to love you for a thousand years; Kissing you once is the happiest time in my life; Promise me, marry me!
3 1. Now my life and death, happiness and pain are completely in your hands. Can you give me divine love?
32. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.
33. I can't hide from your sight, I can't escape your emotional pursuit, and I always want to hold your hand through the clouds. Let time show off in front of me, I love you forever, dear, let's go hand in hand!
34. Humor, when he confides in you, do you ask him if he wants a girlfriend? If you like, introduce her and say your own name.
35. My love, every poet loves beauty, and your beauty fascinates poets. But beauty is changeable, and I love you forever.
36. If you receive this message, you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you keep it, it will be the rest of my life.
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.
38. If you dream during the day, you will dream at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!
39. There is your favorite color in the sky, and there is also your best matching role in reality. White clouds cling to the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now. How beautiful!
I will always remember those days when I was with you. Happy. Happy. Happiness. Lost. Sadness. All the painful days. I miss you very much.
4 1, whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, a day with you is a beautiful day.
42. Baby, baby, I love you like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I torture you with my feelings.
Looking back on our days together, I can't help but feel a twinge of heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?
44. Do you know? Your tenderness is like a knife, depriving me of my smile and trapping me in the prison of lovesickness. The expectant eyes make my expression decrease, let me dream of your kindness and love you, which makes me sleepless all night and tireless.
45. Life is short, but it creates the eternity of love. Please don't be narcissistic, open your heart and accept my roses.
46. Knowing each other is a kind of fate, and the intersection of hearts makes us have endless romantic feelings; Being together is a promise, and we will always remember our beautiful love story in the world cycle!
47. Different times, different places and different people, only you and I are the same; Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is my infinite yearning for you!
48. Let happiness fly into your window, let good luck land beside you, let happiness accompany you all your life, let wishful thinking flow in your heart, let my message be filled with sincere words, and send my best wishes. I really love you, baby.
49. For you, whether it is sunny or rainy, it will never change.
50. You once told me with a smile that when you love someone to the bone, it is the ultimate love. I laughed, too. In fact, my love for you spreads to every cell of my body, which is the critical point where I can love. Do you feel it?
5 1, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for many years, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength!
52. You are always the most beautiful in your heart; No one can compare with your eyes. The past, your sweet past, and now you are deeply branded together; You will never leave in the future. Baby, may you be happy and healthy forever!
53. The days with you, even if ordinary and romantic!
54. There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, an umbrella when it rains, and clothes when it is cold.
55. It's a good match. She said that men are all lower-body animals. Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness in the second half of your life, but they actually mean happiness in the second half of your life.
56. I have no gorgeous language. I just want to give you simple happiness. I hope you can give me a chance to love you.
57. I just need a harbor where I can rest.
58. For those who don't love themselves, what is most needed is understanding. Give up and bless. Too much self-love is begging for charity. To love and be loved is a happy thing. Don't let this turn into pain.
59. I will open your dusty memory with the gentleness of my life. May your heart follow your thoughts and get what you want.
60. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently.
6 1, how can vows of eternal love be comparable to silent companionship in life; How can eternity be compared with holding hands all the time? Loving you is not a beautiful language, but an ordinary life. I will express my vows with actions!
62. If I could rearrange English letters, I would put U and I together.
63. When the years have burned everything out of me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!
Your tenderness keeps me away from troubles, your smile makes me feel warm, and your words moisten my heart like spring breeze. You are an indispensable part of my life, and I will love you forever!
65, love you, but don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I have to sneak around. I'm so tired! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, it's stupid! But I can be sure: I really love you!
You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.
67. Without you, the sky is not blue! Without your flower, it is not gorgeous! Without your meal, it really doesn't smell good! Sleep without you is not sweet! Honey, why don't you come back?
68. Do you know that my loneliness for a hundred years is only for you, and my love songs for a thousand nights are only for you?
69. You are a beautiful creation of nature, destined to shine indelibly. Yours exists for artistic beauty and is full of youthful breath, which makes me fall for it as soon as I see you, so I understand what love at first sight is.
70. Love always makes people cry. If you let me accompany you for a lifetime, even if I let all the tears run dry, I won't regret it! Just because I really love you!
7 1, only you know my emotional sentence/,and only you can bring me emotion.
72. I suddenly feel that no matter what is right or wrong, as long as I have you, everything becomes unimportant!
73. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea and too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.
74. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive text messages, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.
Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it more.
76. I wish I could kiss you before going to bed, hold you while sleeping and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.
77. Your figure appeared in front of my eyes more and more frequently. Gradually, just like breathing, I didn't stop for a second, which made me eat badly and sleep badly.
78. I'm going to halve my rights. The obligation has doubled.
79. If I really say my guilt, I'm afraid you think I'm worthless, but if I don't say it, I feel worthless again.
80. When we meet, we always nod. It is always difficult to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.
8 1, if I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and look forward to your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
82. One of the most typical joking activities on April Fool's Day: tie your wallet to the street with a thin thread, and then pull this thread in the dark. Once someone finds a wallet, they will suddenly drag it away.
83. After a farewell, I missed you in two places. In just three or four minutes, who knows that in five or six hours, seven hearts are like carrying water, and it is impossible to pass on the eight-part essay. 1999 There is still a long life. I love you in Shili Pavilion!
84. When you are in the most difficult time, you are not far from success. If you encounter difficulties, you will shrink back. Even if success has reached the other side, it will miss you.
I use persistence and persistence to prove that I love you all my life. Even if the space distance is too big, it will not stop my feelings. No matter how bumpy the road is, I will never give up my love for you. Dear, I love you forever!
Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: for you, I can stay on the moon for nine days and catch turtles in five oceans! Because: Na Yue is you and that turtle is you!
87. If the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't land, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I have you by my side.
88. Is it funny? It's strange that you're not around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?
The girl in a bad mood said: without you, giving me the whole world is nothing.
The girl said in a bad mood:
1. I gave you the key to unlock your heart, but I'm sorry that you always hurt me in the opposite direction.
I only know that softhearted is a disease, and I can't cure it.
I really loved and paid, but my heart was bleeding. For the people I loved who didn't understand, for your indifferent attitude, for every word you said, I plunged into my fragile heart.
4. One person bears the fault of two people? Who should I talk to about my anguish? Hidden rules in love and helpless choices in real life turn missing into fireworks between two fingers.
The meaning of some people's existence is to make others grow up and then disappear.
6. the years have changed. I have seen joy, sadness, unwillingness, decadence, disappointment and melancholy on the road of life. You won't meet the second me, but you can meet a better me than me.
7, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself, tell yourself, not afraid that he will forget, but afraid that he will think of you again one day. Years have taken away memories, but they will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person.
8. I am not beautiful, but I have been trying to be beautiful. I am not happy, but I have been trying to make myself happy. Because, I promised you to live well. Because I'm afraid you won't recognize me when you come back.
9. In this world, no one sings a romantic song forever; Sing children's songs for a while and the years will be quiet. Fireworks, dust, world of mortals, vicissitudes of life. Shallow meeting, faint forgetting.
10, some things can be willingly, and some things are powerless. I love you, and this is my disaster. I admit it. I don't hate you, because love itself is meaningless. Why do I hate you?
1 1. You are the most important scenery in my life, but the most important scenery in your life is her.
12. What you want to say most is in your eyes, in the draft box and in your dreams.
13, you disappear on the horizon, how fast should I live to meet you again?
14, we are always too far apart and are imprisoned by fate.
15, if you lose yourself in the crowd, remember to wait for me in a conspicuous place.
16. Without you, the whole world is nothing to me.
Girls are in a bad mood and say something:
1, I'm not good enough, I'm not good at anything, I'm not qualified. You are the attention of ten thousand people, many people like you, and I am just an ordinary person who can't be more ordinary. Sorry, I gave up.
2. Hurt me, I am not Jin Baobao, and I didn't send big stars to make me laugh when I cried.
3. Oh, maybe you won't think of sadness only when you have amnesia.
We were not sad when we were young, but we just loved to be brave.
If you insist on leaving me, please don't come back. My heart has been broken by you.
6. Time takes everything away. Gradually, when the memory is slowly eroded by time, the fragmented fragments in the memory cannot be pieced together. What do we have left?
7. If one day can give me a relief, even at the cost of my life, I am willing to end with a smile.
It is becoming more and more clear that we can't change the surrounding environment. What we can do is to get used to it.
9. It always takes us a long time to know that what we throw away with our own hands will never be met again in the future.
10, is there anyone like me who knows that memories can't go back and wants to remember desperately? Is there anyone like me who knows he's gone, but has to wait stupidly?
1 1. Some stories may end forever before they begin. There was no time to smile and wave, so we said goodbye in a hurry.
12, I always thought that in the original place, there was the original me and there would be the original you.
13, how much do you know behind people who laugh and laugh all day?
14. It won't hurt to throw it away, but it would be ridiculous to keep it.
15, a long time ago, for a moment I firmly believed that you were mine and will always be mine. But I was wrong. Nobody belongs to me.
Emotional phrases for yourself: Exercise if you are in poor health, and work hard to make money if you have no money.
1. Ask more of yourself and you will be more independent. Ask less of others, and you will be less disappointed. I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.
Don't care too much about what people behind you say about you, because those who are stronger than you don't care about you at all! Defamation itself is a kind of hope.
3. If you want others to take care of your feelings, don't accommodate others' feelings in everything, and keep your bottom line to gain others' respect.
Exercise if you are in poor health, and work hard to earn money if you have no money. Don't take it out on others. The only thing you can complain about is that you don't work hard enough.
If you don't have too many skills, don't be too angry, or you will get into trouble. If you don't have too many abilities, don't have too many desires, or you will be very painful.
Kindness and love are free, but they are not cheap. Your kindness needs a little sharpness, and your love needs some reason and vision. After all, not everyone deserves them.
7. I don't believe in the nonsense of asking for something all the time in life. I only know that if you don't fight for it, you will have nothing!
8, you say that women love you, you try to pretend to be poor; You say men love you, try talking about money; You said the boss valued you, so you tried to make a deal. You said you had many friends. Try to borrow some money.
9, don't wronged yourself, don't force others. Be happy together, wish you well if you are unhappy, and then meet someone happier. Remember, anything that can make you feel wronged is not worth it.
10, you are unhappy because you don't love yourself well, but you often consume yourself because of others.
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