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New Year's greetings to your lover
2. I wish you a happy new year, taking time off from work, winning money at cards, unlimited appreciation of your passbook, full of dollars in your pocket, full of beautiful women before bed, full of energy, and fierce and sweet lovers.
I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.
4. Happy New Year. I wish you in the new year: your career is in full swing, your body is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a monkey, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you!
5. I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the gentlest (to understand my mind, please see the third word of each sentence)
6. The day of gathering is nothing more than brewing a cup of strong wine and pouring it into the flowing acacia. Staring at your charming face in the firecrackers of the New Year, I just want to say: I love you for ten thousand years!
7. Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window, listening to the birds singing in the trees, the walls of the atrium are rippling with thoughts of you ... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are looking forward to a happy and festive night, holding our breath and listening to the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve bell ringing. ...
8. Only those who know how to live can appreciate the frost of Chimonanthus praecox, whose attractive fragrance means a long time; Only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life, and the happy mood is full of happiness; Only those who make unremitting efforts can deeply know that happiness is hard-won. I wish you a glass of wine on the day of family reunion during the Spring Festival.
9. I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters 8 yuan. Do you think the machine is broken? Look, the screen shows 5 yuan's pig head!
10, I can't eat in the morning because I miss you, I can't eat at noon because I miss you more, I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily, and I can't sleep at night because I'm hungry.
1 1, Happy New Year! Make a beautiful wish and wish you happiness. Make a beautiful wish and wish you happiness in your career! Make a beautiful wish, I wish you a sweet love!
12, Happy New Year! May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!
13, at this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!
14. Why did you lose such a big pig? When I turned to leave, you cried helplessly behind me, and the heartbreaking pain made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!
15, I don't want to be your parallel line, I can only wait and see with you all my life; I don't want to be your cross line. After a moment of tenderness, I will go further and further. I just want to be in a straight line with you, and I want to drive you into the pigsty!
16 someone told me to look at the sky when I miss home, the moon when I miss my mother, and the distance when I miss my good friends, but I don't know what to look at when I miss you. Now that I finally know, I can have a look at the pigsty.
17. When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on your head, your wife will see you smile, beautiful girls will make you hug, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...
18. Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should be diligent and have no temper, and friends should be snot. Wipe your nose quickly and have a clean New Year.
19, Happy New Year! I wish you a happy mood, good health and all the best in the new year.
Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I will send them to you, my love, and wish you a happy Spring Festival!
2 1, it's the Spring Festival. I entrust air as a postman, bind the fiery greetings into packages, stamp them with sincerity, and express them at a constant temperature of 37 degrees. The recipient is you. I sincerely wish you a happy new year!
22. When you read this message, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!
23. Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!
I miss you most this season. Let the wind bring you full blessings, fill your sweet dreams, and wish you a brilliant New Year!
25. The lonely moon in the stars knows, the shy clouds in the sunset know, the butterflies with fragrant flowers know, the gentle wind in the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart know, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Spring Festival!
26. When the New Year comes, I can't send you warm winter clothes, and I don't need gorgeous romantic poems. No expensive gifts; Without the joy of roses. But there are more precious blessings for you than those: I wish you all the best in the new year!
27. In the New Year's bell, I raise my cup, and any glittering and translucent thoughts are quietly deposited at the bottom of the cup. I deeply wish you happiness!
28. Remember the day when you sang? Your singing is so sweet. Your sad expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for ten thousand years, but I dare not! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig.
29, SMS New Year greetings, peace and happiness throughout the year, prosperity, wealth and good luck, strive for the upper reaches, ease, youth forever, I wish you happiness!
30. Relatives and neighbors are harmonious, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year!
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