What's the prank message?

Seen from a distance, it looks like a donkey. Seen from a distance, it looks like a donkey. It's a donkey, but it can't be ridden. Dead donkey! Anger!

In the military training under the tree that year, the company commander said: Count off! You looked at the company commander in surprise, and the company commander said loudly, Count off! So you reluctantly went to the tree and held it.

Listen! I want to chase you! It is you that I have been looking for! I won't miss the opportunity again this time! I must catch up with you, cockroach, and I will trample you to death when I catch up with you!

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of the two-way charging, all short messages will be sent free of charge during the Spring Festival, and one yuan will be given. To cancel, please dial 200!

When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

Missing you is always so strong at such a time and place. You always give everything silently, and I always throw away your toilet paper after I use it.

My heart is very sad, tears are pouring down my face, and my character is good. Why do you love others and not me?

I hate you very much and love you very much. Why did you leave me? This is all because I accidentally lost my dearest money.

I will save a meteor for you every night, and it will finally merge into this meteor shower. `。 `.。 `。 `。 I can't believe I can't kill you!

At night, I am naked and desperate to find you. I really can't live without you. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you at this important moment? I shouted in despair: Mom, there is no soap!

You are my winter cotton-padded jacket, summer cool hat, light bulb in the dark and bread in hunger.

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. Don't pretend with me, I am the backstage of the CPC Central Committee. Believe it or not, bin Laden is my uncle.

A kitten is really laughing. Meow all day. No problem. It's amazing that it didn't meow today. I was reading a message and smiled.

I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-Sofa!

A diner deliberately made things difficult for the store and ordered a scrambled egg with duck eggs.

Interesting prank news:

1, it's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who want money, trained talents, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and fools who read text messages.

2. Dear users, due to too many short messages on your mobile phone, the server system crashed, so you were suspended from using the short message function for several hours.

3. I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; Bon voyage, missing halfway; Go the whole way, give up halfway; Happy every day, often abnormal; Laugh often, you deserve it!

I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day and no electricity at night, so I can't afford to pay and buy white flour. I turned to Allen for help to find the answer: that was the primary stage of socialism. Look back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your fault that you are terrible!

6. Jade Emperor: Now the Heaven will hear the case of Erlang God's roaring dog QQ Chang 'e Jade Rabbit and call the defendant! Hey! Whistling dog! Call you! Still reading text messages!

7. Have you heard the story that the big pig said yes and the little pig said no?

8. Because of thirst, God created water; Because of darkness, God created fire; Because I need friends, God sent you to me, so God lost that bucket of rice!

9. Looking for inspiration, I am tattered, my eyes are dull, I have no food for three meals, my limbs are weak, I have no voice, I have no god, my seven holes are bleeding, I have a very gossip, and I have a narrow escape, much like you.

10, the pig is very powerful. Sleep until ten o'clock every day and see the bottom of every five bowls. No one can match the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

1 1, what I have been worried about has finally happened. Although I trust you so much, and you always say that it has nothing to do with you, why is the puppy born by my bitch more and more like you? You must admit that you made a mistake!

12, I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to express. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, boss, cut that pig head in half for me.

13, I sent a short message to the caterpillar, she read it, did it, turned into a butterfly and flew away; You want it too. I sent it to you as it is, but how did you become pale?