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Why is birthday called long tail?
Yuantouyi
The words of Beijingers are only used by peers and younger generations, indicating intimacy and some joking.
Source 2
At the full moon, grandma gave her grandson a hug skirt, suspenders, hats and socks, and relatives and friends also came to congratulate her. On the full moon wine table, from the first birthday, people wish their children to grow up and celebrate their birthdays, which means long tail and long life. When naming children, the uglier the name, the better. As the saying goes, "fame is not afraid of ugliness, but of length." "Long tail" may also mean "bitch is easy to raise", so when children "long tail", adults always play "See if the tail grows". "Long tail", grandma sent a "pie", which means "big and tall". 3, 6, 9, 12 and 16 are all "big tails", especially 16. Wait until the child arrives at 16, and then adjust. From then on, as long as parents are alive, every birthday is called "long tail", so avoid talking about birthdays. Perhaps in the eyes of parents, children will always be children.
Yuantousan
Today is the child's birthday. Today is your long tail. Good boy, pigs and dogs have tails. If you compare children to pigs and dogs, the devil will not accept them. Therefore, it is mainly a beautiful moral that children are easy to feed, similar to children's nicknames, such as dog eggs and stones.
Postscript: In some "democratic" (or "truly understand modern human values") families, sometimes the younger generation will wish their elders a long tail on their birthdays and wish them peace and health, provided that the elders don't mind this title, and at the same time, it also gives the word long tail a new era connotation.
Funny sentences to congratulate your birthday.
1) Blessing once a year, birthday once a year. At this moment, may your heart be full of happiness and your hands full of gifts! Say to you affectionately: Happy birthday, baby! May this time be your most beautiful memory!
2) "Today is your birthday. I wish you' eat like a pig, grow like a bamboo, have a career like a peak, and love like a mandarin duck.' Finally,' Happy Birthday to the Pig' "
3) Happy birthday, buddy, you are a mouse. Your tiger's brother and sister won't bully you anymore, will they? I really felt sorry for you when I heard your complaints on your birthday last year. This is an old saying: "When a mouse falls in love with a tiger and a cat, it is doomed to quarrel."
4) Today is your birthday, and you are the most deserved' Beast' star today. I sincerely wish you' Happy Birthday'.
5) Happy birthday, wife. Fill your refrigerator with milk tomorrow, and your birthday is no exception. You are a cow. Haven't you heard that cows eat grass but milk?
6) Are you hungry? -I'm bread! Are you cold? -I'm a yurt! Are you angry? -I'm a sandbag! Happy birthday!
7) I won't miss you because of the change of seasons, I won't miss you because of the distance, I won't alienate you because of busyness, and I won't forget you because of the erosion of time. You will always be a good friend in my heart!
8) Weather forecast: You will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, friendship, fog, dew, healthy clouds, smooth frost, perfect thunder, safe hail and happy flashes. This weather will last a lifetime!
9) If a flower represents a blessing, I will give you the whole spring! If a white cloud represents luck, I will give you the whole sky! May I bring you the best wishes in the world!
10) Thank God for giving us a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Birthday congratulations
1) Wait, just to meet you. Perhaps no one will believe that this burst of light will light up your romantic life. I write endless thoughts and wishes for you on the blooming blue petals, wishing you a happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, and I will never forget it. May God bless you with peace, health and happiness all your life! My love.
3) Send you a garden in your heart. When you are tired and lonely, push open the door and look at the tree of wisdom planted in the cool breeze, bright moon and flowing water. Have a happy day!
4) A little pig had nothing to do and blew a flame around the cake. The flame was too big to bake his face, and he became a pig on a plate. His grin was really beautiful, which made everyone laugh: Happy birthday, little egg.
5) I heard that you are going to have a birthday? How dare you inform me! I remember the last birthday, the gift you gave me was a piece of paper with only three words written on it: "You idiot". The opportunity for revenge has finally come. I generously send you four words, in black and white: "You are more stupid"!
6) Xu Jing: Today is your birthday. You are the most deserved' Beast' star today. I sincerely wish you' Happy Birthday'. On major festivals, pigs are always served and cooked, hehe.
7) Today is your birthday, and I hereby award you the honorary title of "the birthday girl". Look at you: sleepwalking and dozing less, gambling is not old, and you are eager to solve your troubles. Happy birthday!
8) That day, I met you by the river again. I haven't seen you for days. You're still so smart, wearing your favorite green plaid shirt and walking slowly with a round head, which makes me want to say to you: Happy birthday, turtle.
9) Silence is golden, of course good; It is also true that crying children eat more sugar. The so-called maturity is from tadpoles to frogs, not from small tadpoles to big tadpoles. Today is your mature day, bless you frog, happy birthday!
10) There is only one purpose to send you this short message, that is: big animal star, today is your birthday, happy birthday pig!
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