52 1 Funny and humorous confession

52 1 is coming! Follow me to see some funny and humorous confession words, hoping to help you harvest love and make you smile! The following is my 52 1 funny and humorous confession. Welcome to read, I hope it will help you!

1. When the seawater in your heart is exhausted, my love is your sweet spring; When the flowers of your soul wither, my love is your fragrance; My love is your sunshine when you are lost on the road of life.

You have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I don't have to eat or sleep every day, but I can't miss you. Please give me a chance to love you!

There are as many girls as there are stars in the sky. However, there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world. Will you stay with me?

4. I sing the song of missing the ocean. The ocean gives this wish to the sky, and the sky entrusts the flowing clouds to turn into light rain, which gently falls on your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you.

5. Think about it, except me, only you are good to me in this world. If you don't want me, who will? The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

6. The phoenix tree leaves are scattered all over the place, golden. I want to hold your hand and step on the dazzling light to the front full of sweetness and happiness. And you, would you like to share every moment of your life with me?

7. If you were tea, I would soak it in boiling water; If you were a flower, I would shine with sunshine; If you were a white cloud, I would hold it with a breeze; If you were a kite, I would hold it with silk thread; You are my favorite, so I pretend with my heart!

No matter where I am, please believe that in this ever-changing world, there is an unchanging heart thinking of you all the time! Thinking of you! I love you!

9. Is the beginning of a joke doomed to end?

10, gentle heart. It is for happy people! Romantic heart! This is for the eternal heart of all beings, for those who wait, I want to give my dearest person a blessing heart!

1 1, I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only love-people! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

12. When in love, men compare women to things related to the sky, such as stars, birds and angels. When in love, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loved back on the ground.

13. Missing is the pain of breathing.

14 What is happiness? Happiness is: trust, missing, understanding and tolerance.

15, sometimes, fate is really a very sad thing, it started, but it can't continue. As a result, this cruel world has another tragedy, and this tragic city has another heartbreak.

16, I was told that the most painful place should be bandaged in the most beautiful way. How do they know that my most painful place is my heart?

17, some things, giving up is not as easy as you say. Many times, the action has given up, but the thought is just about to move. In fact, I know that imaginary things are like stars in the sky, which can never be picked up. You just need to raise your head and look at its sparkling beauty in this most laborious posture. Put it down, can it really be as simple as putting down an object? Can it really be as simple as cutting a rope?

18, I knew I was doomed to endless melancholy with you, but I didn't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is a kind of unrequited love.

19. If life needs a rain, it must be a beautiful encounter. If life needs a word, it must be a beautiful flower. If life needs a lifetime, it must be a lifetime to know you. Dear, I am very happy to fall in love with you.

20. If there is a next life, remember not to be too far away from me, because I'm afraid I won't have a chance to meet you. If you haven't found me in the next life, remember not to become attached to others too early, and believe that we will meet. If we meet in the next life, remember to let you fall in love with me first, so that you can tolerate all my willfulness. If you fall in love with me first in the next life, remember to care more about me and support me. Love me as much as I love you all my life.

2 1. I abandoned you, and there was nothing in my heart, just like that ship, only an empty deck was left when it landed; The sea breeze stuck to my face blankly. Your kite flies farther and farther, and I don't want to let go. Unfortunately, the line has been broken and the train glides silently on the tracks. Snow White sleeps in the wilderness with a dream on her pillow, and your face is chasing after me quickly. The sun is shining, the fantasy is falling with the Sophora japonica, and your moving lips are like roses crying quietly at night.

22. The brightest eyes, the most beautiful smiling face and the gentlest hands in the world, the most rare thing in the world is love, the most firm thing is determination, and the most precious thing is sincerity. Dear, please accept my sincerity.

23. The world of mortals has you. As long as I can vaguely feel your presence in my world, I can do everything well every day with confidence and spirit. I understand. I should say I understand better. If you love someone, you don't care about giving and harvesting, don't regret it, and always be sincere (confession).

24. Hot summer, lingering rain and shy poems are all written for you. Read my feelings carefully and calm your mind. A little warmth leads to love, and a little tenderness moistens the heart.

25. If I were a breeze and you were a rose, I would quietly touch your fragrant hair; If I were a spider and you were a beautiful butterfly, I would weave my heart and hold your flying wings tightly. If I were an elk and you were a clear spring, I would sip your sweet kiss with my hot lips.

26. I keep you in my heart every minute, wondering if you are all right now. May your dear smile always be there, and may your mood always embrace the sunshine. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you want!

27, men and women are matched, work is not tired, girls are capable, and emotions cannot be avoided. Boys are flustered, at least on the surface. Honey, whether I can do it or not, it's 20 12. It's a big deal that we end our single life together.

Meeting you is my greatest happiness. With you, my life has become infinitely broad, and with you, the world has become so charming. You are the world, and the world is you. I am willing to accompany you and love you with all my heart. Go where you want to go with you and spend the rest of our lives with your heart.

29. You gave me tenderness, tenderness, passion, deep infatuation, pure feelings, infinite enthusiasm and true feelings. You are my dream girl!

30. You are the reason why I am happy! Meeting you makes me feel that there is still true love in the world. Meeting you makes me feel that my life is rich and colorful. Meeting you makes me dare not boast: I have no love.

3 1, the weather is getting colder and colder, the wind is getting stronger and the hands are getting colder and colder! But all this can't stop me from having a fiery heart! A heart that loves you! Dear, may my love bring you warmth and happiness in the cold winter!

32. It's not my fault to love you, but it's my fault to be addicted. It doesn't matter if you don't like me, it's your fault if you don't say it!

33. Love is a line that is constantly cut by time, which can lengthen love infinitely. Love is a line that is not chaotic in distance and can be stretched in language. Please give us a red line of love, and we will be together forever.

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. Every day, I can eat and sleep, but I can't miss you.

35, morning and night, the sun and the moon, the moon, the four seasons, the four seasons, silly resentment, love and hate, sadness, infatuation, you, me, eternal snuggling, sweet, happy, happy, it is you and me!

36. When you need me, I will be here; When you are in trouble, I will be by your side; When you feel lonely; When you feel that everyone is desperate; Come to me and I will give you all my love.

37, affectionate season, affectionate rain, affectionate people think of you (confession). I miss you when I sleep alone, and I miss you when I am lonely. I don't know when I can see you!

38. Before the storm comes to spring, flowers and trees are in full bloom, and they are happy with their new houses. Swifts build nests and add mud, brew wine and rain, and enjoy tea and flowers. Let the past stranded by memory bloom quietly in your fingers!

39. I really want to snuggle in your arms and feel your warmth; I really want to have your generous shoulders and feel your care; I really want to have your gentle words and feel your gentleness; I really want to have your gentle kiss and feel your honey; I really want to have your deepest hug and feel your love for me!

40. I love you more than myself! Love is the most vague and unpredictable thing in the world. Times have changed, love has faded, and people who love each other have dispersed.

4 1, my love is like an avalanche! All the stories are over and all the sadness is put aside, but I keep asking myself in my heart, can love come again?

42. I am the morning and you are the dew. Without you, the morning is gloomy! I am rice, and you are a porcelain bowl. Without you, there is no place to eat! Dear, you are my left atrium. With you, my life is wonderful!

43, I think I think, only I know! There are few stars in the moon, and the night sky conveys my thoughts of you! Keep a solitary lamp alone, the past is like a dream! Clothes are getting wider and thinner. I am haggard for you and worried about you!

44. Love you enough and just want to be with you; Hold your hand tightly and accompany you through the wind, frost and rain; The ends of the earth have no regrets and never give up. I will accompany you all my life. Love you for a long time!

45. There are countless strands of love. If you cut it, it will still be chaotic. Do you know you are the biggest knot in my heart? When can you untie this knot for me?

Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.

47. It's not the feeling of falling in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

48. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

I don't drink any beer except Qingdao. I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

50. Good flowers are planted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.