Swearing without dirty words

1. I can tell you the truth with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are.

2. The longer I have been in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs will always be dogs. Sometimes people are not people, even dogs!

3. it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to be scary!

4. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change anyway. Don't hold back your illness.

5. You can't be like this. You don't know to come to me until you lack dog food?

6. Junk food is particularly delicious, and scum is particularly attractive. What are you proud of? You are just beginning to be fascinated by what I don't want.