520 Internet Valentine’s Day Funny Quotes

1. If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right; if being right means leaving you, I would rather be wrong for the rest of my life.

2. I know you are very busy, but you must know: your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am missing you.

3. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the next life, and the third is to be with you forever and ever.

4. You ask me how deeply I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how true I am to you, I would faint without you.

5. Love is very slow, but time is very fast. Loneliness is very long, life is very short. You are in deep, deep loneliness, waiting for me who is very stupid.

6. Raindrops will turn into coffee, and seeds will bloom into roses. Traveling is a kind of date, and parting is to experience the taste of loneliness. It’s not that there is no one to accompany you. It’s just that you don’t get drunk after drinking coffee. Tired, it will break when the rain touches it, but you are the only one who is still perfect.

7. 520 every year is the "Confession Day". The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily complete the last two-thirds, while diaosi can only do the first third. two.

8. Tonight I will ask a mosquito to find you and ask it to tell you that I miss you and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can’t get close to you now. I hope you don’t burn mosquito coils. Will tell you how much I love you!

9. Love is the gold at the knees of a man, love is the gold of a daughter. Love is like the Cangshan Mountains of Erhai Lake, love is like the gradual decline of water and dry stone. Love is life that lasts endlessly, so the best glue in the world is called "520".

10. When I bump into you, we are in love with each other; when I kiss you, I am filled with tenderness; when I hug you, I want happiness; when I hook up with you, we are destined to be together. !

11. 0% persistence + 10% yearning + 10% jealousy + 10% suspicion + 10% sweetness + 10% distress + 10% happiness + 10% jealousy + 10% blush + 10% coquettishness = 100 %love.

12. 21, 520, 7758990, 2020240. Honey, I love you, kiss me, please, love you, love you, love you to death.

13. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!

14. If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you are so hot, I would like to be the only cloth left on your body Three feet.

15. Liking someone is a feeling. Not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to describe. My love for you is equally indescribable, I love you.

16. When you like someone, your heart should become more peaceful and sincere. You don’t have to expect how many points you can receive. You only care about whether you have given fully, even if you are completely injured.

17. I am happy and worry-free with you. I am really infatuated with you. I worry and feel sad for you. I have also been heartbroken and obsessed with you. I dare not change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I am very troubled in writing it. I am most afraid that you are. Unintentionally.

18. When I dialed your phone, I suddenly didn’t know what to say. In fact, I just wanted to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really wanted to dial was just a string in my heart.

19. Dear: I miss you so much! I wish I could meet you in one second at the speed of light, say KISS, and then return to the boring office.

20. I don’t know if you are doing well today, but I am not doing well. I just feel that you are the one buzzing around, left and right, inside and outside my mind. Do you miss me?

21. Inadvertently, you stole my heart. The broken me only misses you, misses you! Give me your heart back, okay?

22. I miss you so much! If Qingfeng is affectionate, please bring my longing for you, and I will care about you all my life; if Baiyun is interested, please bring my love for you, and I am willing to be with you for the rest of my life!

23. Dear! The doctor said I was lovesick.

The prescription is as follows: three passionate kisses + 2-3 drops of lover’s tears + eternal love stewed for a lifetime. I think... only you can save me!

24. Let us be a pair of happy mice, falling in love stupidly. What we do every day is to cuddle up together and bask in the sun, and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, when the mountains are covered with snow, we just hide in the warmth. Internet access in the haystack.

25. I was walking alone on the street that day. It was raining heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. There was your name on it:)

26. Dear, please don’t blame me for being too annoying. I just care about you too much. Please don’t give me silent protests. Please give me a message quickly, because I miss you so much now.

27. When the first ray of morning light spreads to the world in the morning, my love will also come to you, remember! My love is always by your side!

28. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me: What wish do I want to make? I said: I want to spend my whole life taking care of the person who is reading the text message. I wish her happiness forever and protect her when she is not going well!

29. The stars at night are my eyes gazing at you.

30. Loving someone is very painful, but I keep giving; loving someone is very tiring, but I am obsessed with lovesickness; loving someone is silly, but I am obsessed with it.

31. Tonight I will ask a mosquito to find you and ask it to tell you that I miss you and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can’t get close to you now. I hope you don’t burn mosquito coils. Will tell you how much I love you!

32. Maybe as long as you take this step, maybe if you are not careful, you will become a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice!

33. When I bump into you, we are in love with each other; when I kiss you, I am drunk with tenderness; when I hug you, I want happiness; when I hook up with you, I am destined to be together. !

34. 0% persistence + 10% yearning + 10% jealousy + 10% suspicion + 10% sweetness + 10% distress + 10% happiness + 10% jealousy + 10% blush + 10% coquettishness = 100 %love.

35. 21, 520, 7758990, 2020240. Honey, I love you, kiss me, please, love you, love you, love you to death.

36. If you blink your eyes, I will die. If you blink again, I will come to life. If your eyes keep blinking, I will live and die!

37. If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you are so hot, I would like to be the only cloth left on your body. Three feet.

38. Liking someone is a feeling. Not liking someone is a fact. Facts are easy to explain, but feelings are hard to describe. My love for you is equally indescribable, I love you.

39. When you like someone, your heart should become more peaceful and sincere. You don’t have to expect how many points you can receive. You only care about whether you have given fully, even if you are completely injured.

40. A word of love makes the face glow with clouds; a feeling of affection makes the wet mist cover the blue tiles; looking at each other with tenderness makes the crescent moon in the sky shameful; leaning against each other, the blue hair is dyed white. 520 Internet Valentine's Day, may happiness stay with you and love embrace you to the end of the world. ^o^

41. The May night is empty and the two hearts are far apart. I miss you so much that I can’t sleep in my dreams. I think of the beauty in my heart. The abyss of love is really deep. You have to come back to me. 520I love you! ^o^

42. I am so tired of missing you that I once got drunk on you alone; I am very tired with a busy life, and I really want to sleep peacefully; it is so difficult to love someone, don’t worry about what is wrong or right; everything is wrong It’s a floating cloud, 520 I love you, this is my vow! ^o^

43. It’s 520 again, and the spring breeze relieves the customs. This heart is like the bright moon, following the tide every night. I love you no matter how far or near I am, and I miss you regardless of the weather. The heaven and earth are eternal, and time and space are ever-changing. With you there is scenery, with you there is warmth. ^o^

44. Missing you is my life habit; dreaming about you is my bedtime wish; loving you is my willingness; marrying you is my greatest expectation. Today, May 20, I want to say loudly: 520, I love you! ^o^

45.520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short, and Noah's Ark is too far away. Walking on the road of love is so lingering, but life is still too short.

520! I love you! I will devote my whole life to accompany you: I love you! ^o^

46. Some people are destined to disappear in the years, some things are destined to be buried in memory, some love is destined to be immersed in honey, and some love is destined to be expressed in the mouth. 520 Internet Valentine's Day, my love for you is here. ^o^

47. Make a heart into a kite, paint it full of happiness, tie it with love silk, and fly it into the sky of love on 520 Internet Valentine’s Day, bringing true love to your beloved. , deep blessings. May you love more happily. ^o^

48. "True love" is invincible, allowing us to be together forever; "crazy love" is selfless, making you and I understand each other forever; "deep love" is speechless, attracting the admiration of all the mandarin ducks in the water; My "favorite" is you, and I miss your happiness; I "love" you endlessly, and with love, there is no distance! 520, loving you is what I am saying, loving you is what I have always done!

49. I want to love you with the wisdom of a Pleasant Goat, I want to love you with the humor of a Lazy Goat, I want to love you with the impulsiveness of a Boiling Goat, and I want to love you with the purity of a Beautiful Goat. , I want to love you with the honesty of warm sheep. 520 I love you, and the most important thing is that I take care of and accompany you with the spirit of the gray wolf, because you are the supreme red wolf in my heart!

50. Now I know that loving you is a crime. Think about it as much as you want, and you will still be fantasizing about it; love it as much as you want, and love it without regrets; read it as much as you want, and it will become a repeater. 520 Confession Day, I love you hopelessly!

51. The bell of happiness rings, I Love You Day begins, and friends send blessings: I wish you a sweet love, a firm and close friendship, a warm family, a charming and beautiful appearance, a beautiful mood, and infinite youth and vitality!

52. The time limit for loving you is: one life, the time limit for loving you is: one life, the time limit for loving you is: one life, the time limit for loving you is: ten thousand years , 520 I love you, my dear, I love you forever. May you always smile and be happy.

53. Love is the gold at the knees of a man, and love is the gold of a daughter. Love is like the Cangshan Mountains of Erhai Lake, love is like the gradual decline of water and dry stone. Love is life that lasts endlessly, so the best glue in the world is called "520".

54. English loves tiger oil, so bring French too, Japanese auntie leads the way, Korean Sanlang hiyo, German Yixilibadixi, on the occasion of 5.20, I just want to say: I love you! It's the mother tongue, you know. This message is only valid for you and cannot be forwarded!

55. If you exercise your sincerity, happiness becomes lively; if you exercise sincerity, sweetness becomes active; if you exercise your heart, love becomes vitality; if you capture your sincerity alive, you will become a living treasure, 5.20 I love you , my dear, may you live a wonderful life and live a happy life!

56. "True love" is invincible, allowing us to be together forever; "Crazy love" is selfless, making you and I understand each other forever; "Deep love" is speechless, attracting the envy of all the ducks in the water; "Favorite love" "It's you, I care about your happiness; I love you endlessly. With love, there is no distance!" 520, loving you is what I am saying, loving you is what I have always done!

57. I want to love you with the wisdom of a Pleasant Goat, I want to love you with the humor of a Lazy Goat, I want to love you with the impulsiveness of a Boiling Goat, and I want to love you with the purity of a Beautiful Goat. , I want to love you with the honesty of warm sheep. 520 I love you, and the most important thing is that I take care of and accompany you with the spirit of the gray wolf, because you are the supreme red wolf in my heart!

58. Now I know that loving you is a crime. Think about it as much as you want, and you will still be fantasizing about it; love it as much as you want, and love it without regrets; read it as much as you want, and it will become a repeater. 520 Confession Day, I love you hopelessly!

59. The bell of happiness rings, I Love You Day begins, and friends send their blessings: I wish you a sweet love, a firm and close friendship, a warm family, a charming and beautiful appearance, a beautiful mood, and infinite youth and vitality!

60. The time limit for loving you is: one life, the time limit for keeping you is: one life, the time limit for loving you is: one life, the time limit for loving you is: ten thousand years , 520 I love you, my dear, I love you forever. May you always smile and be happy.

520 Internet Valentine’s Day Confessions

1. If I love you, I will give you my heart. Every piece of land is your land; if I love you, I will always follow you, step by step. A footprint will never leave me; if I love you, I will always care about you, whether during the day or in my dreams.

520 I love you, you are everything to me, and I am willing to be with you forever!

2. The arrival of love does not require careful preparation, it often comes to the heart at a glance; words of love must be They are all sweet, and a simple greeting will make people remember them forever. 520, I love you, and I just want to spend every minute of my life with you!

3. Falling in love with you, I have beautiful stories; thinking of you, I have tender poems; tired Now, I let you lean on my shoulders; when we face each other, your face is full of shyness and sweetness. 520 Confession Day, I am deeply in love with you, please contact me often!

4. I will care about you as the flowers fall in my dreams; I will keep your thoughts day after day without any end; I will keep you. , protect the true love throughout my life; I love you, I am destined to love you. 520 I love you, and my heart blooms because of you!

5. Red love is hot; blue love is deep; orange love is warm; green love Love is dynamic; snow-white love is pure; colorful love is moving. 520, I love you and give you my colorful love!

6. I am destined to meet you in this life, I am looking forward to you all the time, I miss you every minute, and I always want to be with you. , 520 shouted I love you, vowing to carry this love to the end, keep you in my heart, and never be separated from each other for the rest of my life.

7.520 I love you, I tell you in one sentence, I fall in love with you without saying a word, I am lucky to know you for three lifetimes, I am with you all over the world, I protect you from all over the world, I have no master but for you, seven things I listen to you in all eight things, and I will love you for ninety-one lifetimes!

8.520 I love you, I think in my heart, it’s all you, I think in my mind, it’s all you, I love you, I think of you, I hope you , happiness accompanies you, happiness follows you, and I am willing to accompany you to the end of the world and to the ends of the earth to protect you for the rest of your life!

9.520 I miss you in every starry night; I miss you in every happy moment; I look forward to you every moment I miss you; I love you every second I breathe. Internet Valentine's Day, I love you from the bottom of my heart!

10. Today is 520 Confession Day. If God really exists, I pray that it will give me three hands. I will neither rob nor steal. I will spread one hand. Open, scissors in one hand, fist in the other. Yes, I love you!

11. My dearest wife, your smile warms my heart. Since you came to me, your happy life has never left you. Being filial to your parents comforts your heart, and you are responsible for educating your children. He is dedicated to nothing else and does everything for his family. 520 I love you, and I will never get tired of loving you for the rest of my life!

12. If the love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night? At this time, silence is better than sound, and the mind is connected. The true meaning of love does not lie in the love between each other in front of flowers and under the moon, but in the tacit understanding of each other without the need for words.

13. Hold your hand, sing romantic love songs, and dance gently. The joy in my heart is indescribable, and the happiness in my eyes is shining. White Snake Xu Xian is just a legend, I care about you far more than you. 520 I love you, and I will use my life to fulfill my promise!

14. If the result of acquaintance is destined to be tears, let me enjoy this cruel beauty alone; if the result of falling in love is exhaustion, I would rather scar myself. Tired, 520 I Love You Day, please believe that loving you is my willing intoxication.

15. Time goes by and never comes back, youth is short and does not last long, love is never sad for a lifetime, separation and care never let go, love is beautiful and flowing, misses are always there, 520 I love you, love you for the rest of my life. Never change your heart!

16. Time is an invisible knife that makes your beauty no longer shine, but my love for you has never diminished. No matter how long the world goes, you will always be the treasure in my hand. On 520 I Love You Day, I declare: Even if everything happens again, you are still the best!

17. Confess your heart to make love fragrant, reveal your love to make love intoxicating. 520 Love You Day tells a hope, expresses a tenderness, conveys a beauty, and touches a heart. May you reap the happiness of love and perform romantic love!

18. I love you, so it rains and people cry. It’s all because you were born tragic and look weird. I love you, so the stars change, the moonlight is blurred, and you are still willing to call you an idiot, but there is mud in your head.

Haha, 520 I love you, I am sending you a message to tease you, I hope your friends will be happy, and 520 be happy!

19. I love you only once, that is for this life; I love you only for a moment, That is a lifetime; I love you, there is only one way, and that is destiny. Today is May 20th, I love you!

20. I wanted to compose a poem for you, but then I remembered that I am not a literary master; I wanted to sing for you, only to find that my vocal cords were rusty; I wanted to sing for you, but then I realized that my vocal cords were rusty. Give it all you have, as long as you want it, as long as I have it. On the 520th, the sincerity of love has been sent, please sign for it!

21. When I was a child, I regarded good feelings as liking, treating liking as love, and treating temporary as a lifetime. This is called innocence. When you grow up, treat like as good impression, treat love as like, and treat your whole life as temporary. This is called missing. 520, I will never miss you!

22. The distance between hearts is not far, as long as we communicate; waiting for love is not difficult, as long as we are tolerant. There are only three words between me and you, that is, I love you.

23. A thousand reincarnations can’t miss you; ten thousand miles of wandering can’t make you feel lost. The sea of ????people is too vast, and if we are afraid of not being able to catch up, our love will be wasted. 520, Internet Valentine’s Day invites you to compose a legend about love.

24. A little love every day, a little longing every night, give me a true vow, so that I can look forward to eternity.

25. A kind of fine wine, a small drop of which makes people reminisce; a kind of music, which makes people intoxicated with a short paragraph; a kind of friend, who is destined to be a lifetime once they meet each other; a kind of love, once they fall in love, it is lifetime. 520 I love you, I will love you forever!

26. A never-ending feeling! I am moved that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!

27. I have become addicted to relying on you, loving you, and thinking about you. I know I can't help it but I can't help it. This feeling is gnawing at my heart. I am willing to die in missing you.

28. In the days to come, let me be your sun, warming you, shining on you, and brightening your world.

29. Because I fell in love with you, I deleted distracting thoughts, added thoughts, pasted thoughts, copied thoughts again, filled them with obsessions, and finally filled them with thoughts. 520 My love for you has become the most annoying thing in my life! I wish you happiness forever, my dear!

30. Because I love you so much, I hope that you will not change your name or surname in the next life, so that I can find you again . Because I don’t know whether I will meet you again in the next life, so I will work very hard in this life to give you the best. 520 I love you, and I am willing to do my best for you!

31. Because I like you, and through your light, I have seen a world I have never seen before.

32. Drinking the old dreams of the past life, waiting to meet you in this life, reading all the prosperity, falling to the ground silently, all the beauties in this world are not as moving as your appearance. 520 I love you, and I would like to devote all my life to giving you my lifelong love!

33. In the city with you, I am like a man without the warmth of love; when I miss you very much, I just stay silent. Quietly call your name, I love you! This is my lifelong commitment!

34. There is a kind of love that does not need to be told, but it is always difficult to let go when it is mentioned. There is a kind of care that does not need to be warned, and it always makes people feel like a warm sun when talking about it. 520 I love you, there is a kind of love, I don’t need you to repay me, I will watch you all my life, and my black hair will turn to white!

35. Meeting you is the fate of my life; falling in love with you is the luck of my life; holding you is my life A lifetime of happiness; taking care of you is my life's destiny. 520 I love you. Having you by my side in this life is the happiness of my life.

36. In an inadvertent moment, you gracefully walked into my sight. From that moment on, you have touched my heartstrings that have been dusty for a long time. On 520 Confession Day, I would like to be with you forever and my heart will remain unchanged.

37. Think of a number below 10 in your mind, add 2 and multiply by 2, add 2 and divide by 2, finally subtract the number you started thinking of and add 517, the result represents me What I want to say to you! Happy 520 Internet Valentine’s Day!

Funny signatures about 520 Internet Valentine’s Day

1. A boy is shy by nature. Confessions are all written on slips of paper: 520xx14. (I love you forever) When the note came back, it said (521314) 10. The boy was ecstatic.

The female classmate said coldly: The calculation result is 18340 (one slap will slap you to death)

2. This is reality, just go to bed and don’t wait to express your feelings. We didn’t even have it on April Fool’s Day, so we still expect 520? !

3. It’s almost May 20th, and I plan to go get the certificate with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her, and I said, have you thought clearly? Are you sure you want to collect the certificate from me? She nodded solemnly, and I felt relieved. He said, if you get angry after a quarrel, you can't break up casually. She said, I know, I want to divorce

4. Confess on Valentine’s Day, Confess on April Fool’s Day, Confess on Singles’ Day, but kid, there are only two kinds of people in the world: Confessions can be made at any time. If you get it, your confession will be rejected at any time. It has nothing to do with time [email?protected]

5. What’s 520? Isn’t it 521 tomorrow that I love you? 522 is still my love's crazy day. 523 I love separation festivals. 524 I Love Death Suicide Day. 525 I love my narcissism day. 526 I love skipping classes. 527 I love food festival. 528 I love shirtless festival. 529 I love the Drunken Festival. As long as life is fun, celebrate the holidays every day!

6. On the day of May 20th, I received many text messages about booking a room, and later I found out that the phone belonged to my wife.

7. 520 is Confession Day every year. The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily complete the last two-thirds, while diaosi can only do the first two-thirds.

8. According to the sayings on the Internet, 523 is a festival for mountaineers, 524 is for suicide enthusiasts, 525 is for narcissistic people, 526 is for walking enthusiasts, and 527 is for married people. A good husband, 528 has an Electra plot, and 529 is a holiday for people who like to drink.

9. If you want to make a successful confession today, you must meet two conditions: one is to say it, and the other is to take it off.

10. No one has come to express my feelings until now, how calm I am!

11. Maybe as long as you take this step, maybe if you are not careful, you will become a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice!

12. I don’t want to express my love at 520. If I want to express my love, it should be at 521. Not only is it a homophone but it’s also a prime number!

13. 520 is Confession Day every year. The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily complete the last two-thirds, while diaosi can only do the first two-thirds.

520 Internet Valentine’s Day classic short sentences

1. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your company for the rest of my life

2. Just because you are so beautiful It makes me unable to confess that I love you

3. My cat is very naughty, can you help me take care of it...

4. The last thing I want to see before going to bed It's you...

5. Please be the treasure in my hand

6. You and I are confidante who talk about everything except love.

7. I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future...

8. The place we finally arrive is actually the place we originally wanted to go.

9. No one can beat the love of two people with one heart.

10. If you are a happy and carefree person all your life, then you must be a superficial person.

11. Satisfaction always seems to be out of reach, and life always doesn’t know where to go.

12. At the end of every dead end, there is the sky of another dimension.

13. Since you appeared, I realized how beautiful it is to be loved...

14. In my once confused heart, it was you who led me out of loneliness

15. My love for you will not change until the end of the world

16. No matter whether it is good or bad, it will not change

17. I want to love you Your very short love poem is sublimated into a long life prose

18. To you, I have surrendered unconditionally, so just sign a love contract

19. In this life... .If...I can't have you, I will...hate myself so much

20. After drinking the wine of love brewed by you, if I don't refill it, I would rather be thirsty for the rest of my life

21. I swear...fifty years from now...I will still love you just as much as I do now...

22. Think of the joy of watching the sun rise and set with me< /p>

23. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine of early spring

24. Only you understand my world

25. Just Hiding you deeply in my heart

26. I know that love must be free to be happy, but I would rather stay by your side, accompany you, and walk with you

27. I don’t know Since when did I learn to rely?

28. Only you know my emotions, and only you can bring me emotions

29. If we don’t love enough in this life, we will not love you enough in the next life. It will last forever...

30. Because I know I can’t live without you, I will cherish you more...

31. The earth is still spinning, and the world is still fickle. And I love you forever

32. Every night with you is no longer too lonely and deserted

33. I just need a harbor where I can rest...< /p>

34. Every day...I miss you...

35. People will always grow old, I hope you will still be by my side

36. No matter where I am in the world, as long as you need me, I will fly back to you

37. I don’t know if loving you is a considerate reason?

38. I want to grow old slowly with you

39. Is it funny? It’s so strange not to have you by my side. How about staying with me for the rest of my life?

40. Being with you is just I don’t want to give anyone a chance!!