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Rhetorical Spring Festival greetings

1. May your body be full of energy, and may your wealth be abundant! May your career go smoothly, your work go smoothly, and your love be sweet!

2. I will give you a gift It is different from daily blessings, because these four words are only said once a year: Happy New Year!

3. People become rounder at night, and happiness comes another year. If a person falls into the same pit every day, it is definitely a very unlucky thing; but if a person receives a text message from a friend every day, it is definitely the happiest thing: Remember to treat me to dinner on New Year’s Day!

4.! I give you a coat, with peace in the front, happiness in the back, auspiciousness in the collar, wishful thinking in the sleeves, happiness in the buttons, and pockets full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day. !

5. Today, I will light a candle for you and dry out the damp past of a season. Touch the chicken's back, and your happiness will double; stroke the chicken's beard, and you will be blessed with longevity; touch the chicken's horns, and you will have boundless good luck; learn to crow, and you will be in a good mood; pat the chicken's head, and you will receive good luck; send chicken blessings, and you will feel sincere love.

6. Christmas Eve, wish you peace. If the peaceful melody flows through your dreams tonight, have you ever thought that it is me who has traveled thousands of times to dream and give you my most sincere love? Blessings!

7. Gold and silver treasures are sent from all directions as a photo, and Happy New Year. From the first to the fifteenth day of the lunar month, everyone dances together, everyone celebrates the New Year, everything is renewed, wealth and treasures are brought in, happiness is wrapped up for you, I wish you a smile and good luck!

8. With you this year, everything has become different. My world has suddenly become brighter and more colorful. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Christmas Eve is here. I put on my Christmas hat, put on my Christmas clothes, and ride on the love of love. Deer Che, I will give you a thoughtful gift. Remember to hang your stinky socks on the bedside. Haha, I wish you a Merry Christmas.

9. May you be safe and get rich early in 20xx! Be happy forever! The Lantern Festival is here, and I wish you: spring breeze and spring rain, good flowers, good months, and good years!

10. Happy New Year! My blessing is so early, please be sure to receive it. The imperial edict arrives: By God, the emperor summons: Since you owed me thirty cents during the New Year last year and still haven’t paid it back, I will punish you by not allowing you to poop for three days.