Funny copywriting suitable for sending WeChat

1. You should feel at ease and be fat. Being thin is someone else's business.

2. Skin is the most magical part of human body. For some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

3. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "

When the article didn't cheat, I thought there were two good men in the world. Now the article is derailed, leaving me alone, feeling very lonely and scared.

I just went to the barber shop to get a haircut, and the boss asked me how to cut it. I said, "Nice cut!" At this time, an aunt who was baking oil and perming her hair looked at me and said, "Look at you, young man. Don't embarrass the boss. It is not easy for people to make some money. "

6. Ancient robbery: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by here, stay and buy money. After thousands of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: 500 meters in front of the toll booth, please slow down.

7. "What do you want to see most when you are late for school?" "Other students who are late."

I never envy people who drive luxury cars, because my car is more expensive than theirs. That's the shopping cart my wife gave me!

9. My nephew made a mistake and was beaten by my sister. Then ask him: Do you dare next time? My nephew cried and said, I dare not. I'll be a son of a bitch again. Then my nephew was beaten again!

10. Men are often very contradictory. The brain likes a woman's heart, but the eyes like a woman's appearance.

1 1. "What's the name of a single man?" "single dog." "What about single women?" "Tell the dog to ignore it."

12. I'm studying in medical university, and I feel a little sick today. I asked the teacher for leave to see a doctor. The teacher said, "No, you can come to the classroom and let everyone show you in class." I'm not sick here, it's a textbook!

13. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?

14. It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. According to the criminal law, it is a crime of fraud to use the ignorance of others to cause losses to others.

15. I believe there must be someone in this world who doesn't mind all your shortcomings, such as freckles and acne, flat chest and fat legs, rudeness and unreasonable behavior, laziness and slowness. This man is your rival in love.

16. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.

17. "Why is mother-in-law more difficult to coax than girlfriend?" "Because my mother-in-law was cheated once!"

18. This is an embarrassing era. It's too early to talk about loving yourself and being old. It's childish to talk about experiences with young people, and it's crazy to talk about the world with old people, fearing noise when going out.

19. How to meet the storm without experiencing wind and rain? After the storm, I not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.

20. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single, and last year, this year, you are still single.

2 1. Borrow it from me if you have no money in the future. I don't want to be the last person to let you down!

22. A real warrior dares to look at his ID card, take selfies and not wear sunscreen on a hot day.

23. Me: "There is a girl standing on my left, typing." Friend God replied: Girl!

It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.