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My predecessor is getting married tomorrow. What kind of fatal message should I send?

Are you a man or a woman? Under normal circumstances, if you are a man, be generous and send your blessing. Love a person, love is fate. If you really love someone, making her happy is your happiness.

If you are a girl, that man plays with you, hurts you and bullies you. First of all, he works hard and lives happily, which is the biggest blow to him.

It won't hurt to send a text message. If you really want to send it, you can wish him: early marriage and early childbearing, infertility and early birth.

Actually, texting is useless.