Oath! It's just that a lie has a better name after packaging.

1. invigilator+geographical location+friendliness of nearby comrades = test score!

2. fifty percent of the troubles in this world can be solved by a good sleep. As for the remaining half, I will think about it when I wake up.

3. No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying

4. These days, you don't cheat in exams, you don't copy your homework, you don't skip classes, and no one believes that you are a student

5. China's holiday principle: what you owe will be paid back after all!

6. W: Where do you work? Male: I work in a fortune 5 enterprise, and my unit is equipped with a car, and I am responsible for negotiating the later business with customers. W: What's the exact location? M: KFC delivers takeout.

7. I bought a watch for my mother on Mother's Day, but 27 didn't dare to tell her, saying it was 1 yuan. Today is my girlfriend's birthday, and there is not much money left. I bought the music box online at 5. I'm afraid to tell her that it's 8 yuan, crystal. It's really tiring to be a man.

8. All are schoolmasters, all are local tyrants, all are beautiful, all are handsome, all are cute and all are thin. I am still alive. See you around the world!

9. The most painful thing in the world is to hold your urine in class until the teacher procrastinates after class.

1. The more story-telling people are, the more calm and simple they are, and the more superficial and thin people are, the more impetuous and restless they are.

11. "There was a sudden power outage during the movie yesterday. People waited in the dark for more than ten minutes. " "Is there no panic in the cinema?" "Panicked-that was when the call came in."

12. Never say that you are the luckiest person in the world, or God will think that you underestimate his ability.

13. I look down on those people who don't contact at ordinary times and have the nerve to ask you for money at critical moments.

14. Think about Logger Vick, think about Big Wolf, and think about Tom Cat. Why am I not strong?

15. Lies have a better name after packaging: oath. Promises, oaths, lies and flowery words are just perfunctory

1. Independent, confident and thoughtful girls think like this: My goal is to buy a house with my future husband, for nothing else, just because my parents are not guests when they come to my house. Now people say that boys and girls are the same, but they are actually different, because the man's parents live as masters at home, while the woman's parents can only be treated as guests when they come. Buying a house with my husband is also to make myself and my parents more dignified. -Leave a few hands

Second, promises, oaths, lies and flowery words are just perfunctory!

third, from leaf to flower or from flower to leaf is a process for scientific research, but for life itself, it is always at this moment. Flowers and leaves are both a way of memory, and fruits are also seeds. Life is a shining moment, not a process, just as fragrance needs no road. -Gu Cheng, "One should live a clean life"

Fourth, acquaintance is the origin, knowing each other is the continuation of fate, and staying together is the fate. It is fate that brings us together! I hope we can keep going, from origin to fate, from fate to fate.

5. I've been looking for that kind of feeling, that kind of feeling of holding a pair of warm hands and moving forward steadily on a cold day.

6. One day, you and I will understand that the final game of love is not the cruel words, slap in the face and cry twice when we break up, but that you are better than ever before.

seven, confession or being confessed is not terrible. What is terrible is that the ending is not a love affair, but one less friend.

8. You give me a tear, and I will see all the oceans in your heart.

nine, what can be lifted and put down is called weightlifting, and what can be lifted and put down is called load. Unfortunately, most people's love is heavy.

1. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy but understanding.

Xi. It's better to miss each other than to meet each other, and it's better to follow fate than to entangle them. The fast way to get love is to give it. The quickest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly. The best way to keep love is to give it wings and let it fly. Happiness can't stand messing around. Love means two people living a good life together. Only love does not love, there is no fit! True love, just stick to it, there is no purgatory-like running-in with each other, how can there be a romantic life with a heart!

12. People can be born as ants and beautiful as gods. -attend to the city

XIII. It's not that you don't pursue it, just don't force it. Live your life indifferently, don't be vigorous, just be at ease.

14. If you are deep, you should talk shallowly; if you are long, you should go profligately. The big world should be truly felt, and the wounds that hurt should be gently rubbed.

15. Some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be kept in their hearts for the rest of their lives.

sixteen, don't complain that your woman is ugly, don't complain that you don't have a good father, don't complain that your work is poor, and don't complain that no one appreciates you. There are too many disappointments in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on it and climb to the top of the world. The world only cares whether you have reached a certain height, not whether you stepped on the shoulders of giants or on garbage.

XVII. The last person with you will break through your principles and become your exception. The only thing that can forcibly occupy a man's memory is to live better

There are so many stars in the sky, and without the person who watches the stars with you, the sky will still be gloomy! -Zhang Xiaoxian

A man won't say he loves you when he knows you love him, because he has the upper hand; Men only say "I love you" to women when they are not confident enough. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time. The memories that a person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others; The only thing that can forcibly occupy a man's memory is to live better. -Zhang Xiaoxian

I was so affectionate and scarred that I finally learned to be ruthless. One day, I am not so young, and I still love you, but I always tell myself: I can live my own life. Only in this way, when I am disappointed and lonely, can I smile and tell myself that it is not that you are not good to me, but that love is illusory, and how lonely it was once. -Zhang Xiaoxian

Who hasn't suffered for that unrequited love? We thought that infatuation was very heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, when we look back, we find that it has always been very light. We think that love is very deep, and the years to come will let you know that it is only very shallow. -Zhang Xiaoxian

Why don't you send me a spring rain? So even if I cry in the rain, I won't let you see it. -Zhang Xiaoxian

Everything happens by chance. -Zhang Xiaoxian

No matter how good you are, there will always be people who don't cherish you; Fortunately, in the end, all those who don't cherish will become the past. -Zhang Xiaoxian

If you love someone, you will inevitably suffer for him. The same is true for loved ones or lovers. Caring is bitter, missing is bitter, disappointment and sadness is bitter, not getting it is bitter, not being together is bitter, and where will you go is also bitter. However, one day, you will find that that person has given you a lot of pain, but it is also your salvation.

it's not just love, it's life. -Zhang Xiaoxian

Unrequited love or unrequited love? Unrequited love means that the other person knows that you like him, while unrequited love means that the other person doesn't know. Unrequited love is floating above, but unrequited love is not, and each has its own pains. I'm so alone, why should I go to unrequited love and unrequited love? Even if it's love, give yourself a deadline. When the deadline comes, bite your teeth and let go. Who knew there would be no more beautiful scenery ahead? No matter how good that person is, he doesn't love me, and the story ends here. -Zhang Xiaoxian

In a person's life, how many times do you have to leave and how many times do you have to face a peach blossom? Then I finally got used to the people around me coming and going, finally understood that there was no eternal gathering, and finally looked down on the changes of the world and human face? "loathe to give up you. "This sentence, but it is so difficult to speak. -Zhang Xiaoxian

When you find that the pain and absurdity of life are so, of course, you should know that tears are not the best way to deal with it. -Zhang Xiaoxian

Love is not complicated. It comes and goes in just three words, either "I love you" or "I hate you" or "Forget it", "How are you" and "I'm sorry". -Zhang Xiaoxian

I once thought that parting is to leave the person you don't love. One day, when I grow up, I find that there is a kind of parting, which is to leave the person you love, and there is a kind of parting, which is to wipe my tears and dare not look back. -Zhang Xiaoxian

At that moment, you wanted him to know that you were in a terrible mood, and you wanted to lie down on him and cry bitterly and listen to him say something comforting, but he didn't see your depression at all and didn't ask you what happened. At that moment, you swallowed your words back, and he asked later, you don't want to say it so much anymore. In the future, the moment I want to say may or may not come again. -Zhang Xiaoxian unique, it sounds like a lie

1. Anything can be replaced. Love, past events, memories, disappointments and time can all be replaced, but you can't help yourself.

2. The rebirth of something that has come to an end is just another death. Just like all the beginnings, it is actually just a written ending.

3. Because the wound was exhibited wantonly, the pain has been lost.

4. If you love her, don't give her a chance to think. Because you never know how much people who think about you love you.

5. Love is like a firework we are watching. The moment it blooms, the burning of courage and the splendor before it is about to die out. We looked at it and thought that there was so much passion in our hearts. Then the fireworks went out and the night sky was silent. We will go home.

6. Sometimes the internet is like a pair of wings. If you have it, you can get close to the dream sky. If you don't have wings, you can only wander on the flat ground. Although it is hard to say, which is happiness, flying or not.

7. If you have ever been happy. Happiness is only a momentary fragment, a short paragraph.

8. It's not that I exposed it too early, but that your acting skills are not enough.

9. Loneliness is destined to take a lifetime from the beginning.

1. Loneliness is that when you need others, you can't find them everywhere. When you don't need others, you are self-sufficient.

11. Those beautiful little fish also have their eyes open when they sleep. Don't need love, and never cry. They are my role models.

12. When you fall in love with the boy who is chasing you, you must remember not to keep him waiting at your door for too long, because anyone's patience is limited. Don't think that he can waste a few hours waiting for you without complaining.

13. Love him and take off your mask. Be his lover, lover, friend, brother, father and child. Care about him as he cares about you; Be as nervous about him as he is about you; Love him as he loves you. Before asking and criticizing him, ask yourself how you are doing. Not just being loved and demanding, but understanding and caring for each other on an equal footing. Connect your heart with his.

14. Don't betray him, give him a real sense of security, so that he can start his own career with confidence and boldness, and always remember that no matter whether he is poor or rich, he must love and stay together in health or sickness until his death.

15, don't praise other boys in front of your boyfriend, unless you don't want to live with him, because the direct consequence of this is that he will think you despise him, so he will humiliate him in this way.

16. Don't scold your boyfriend at every turn. No one wants to face a long face all day, especially if your beloved keeps doing this to himself, it will be annoying to the extreme!

17. Don't compare with others. Girls sometimes have a heavy vanity, but for your future, please don't tell me what you saw and what they bought today. The speaker didn't mean it, but at this time, boys must feel very uncomfortable. Those with a better temper will stop talking, and those with a bad temper will get angry.

18. Don't tell anyone the little secret between you two (think about it yourself). Even a close friend can't tell it. Unless he doesn't know, he will definitely have a knot in his heart when he knows it.

19. Don't hold his mobile phone nervously every day to see if there are any bad messages. Others can't take it away, and you can't keep it no matter what, so believe in yourself and be a confident pp girlfriend.

2. Life is like acting. You forget yourself after acting.

21. Life is a magnificent castle. Touch it gently, and it will break away like dust.

22. What is "being loved"? It is the shortcoming that even oneself can't accommodate, and it is accommodated.

23. In fact, time has always exceeded our imagination. Our hearts can go ahead of time. What is lost and accepted should still follow the principle of time.

24. The most surprising thing in the world is that someone you thought you had no chance to get close to actually fell in love with you.

25. It is such a warm and silent spring sunshine that it pours down like water through the green leaves.

26, fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.

27. When I came to the world, I was mistaken by the world, saying that there is love in the world, but what is love? It's ridiculous, even you people don't know. Maybe I'll come again when you understand.

28. We are always in parting, such as with loved ones, with injuries, and even with time.

29. I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only have a smile.

3. I believe I love you still, always and forever.