Send disgusting text messages to each other

1. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop?

3. When you are hungry, I am your meal; When you are thirsty, I am your water; When you are sick, I am your good medicine; When you are depressed, I am a punching bag; When you get married, I will be your lover!

I went to bed last night and grabbed his arm with my husband. My husband refuses to accept! I was anxious, so I came up with a sentence: old woman, you have to follow the teacher! Husband laughs until he is soft. So I get it.

Meeting you is a mistake, falling in love with you is a mistake, and leaving you is a mistake.

6. If you hadn't appeared in this world, I might have become a monk!

7. If one day, I become a loess, the grass growing on this loess is also green for you, and the yellow flowers are also fragrant for you; If one day, I turn into a clear spring, the fish fluttering in this clear spring will dance for you, and the tinkling spring will come to song for you.

8. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently.

I never dare to say I love you, but every time you appear, I want to tell you that I love you, because I will panic if I don't say these three words.

10. I have something to do outside: I can't sleep tonight. Please rest early and save your strength, and come to see my servant's miracle tomorrow. Husband: I have three thousand harem beauties. I don't need to worry too much about this, but I also have to endure loneliness:

1 1. Although there are so many beautiful women in the world, I only found out after meeting you that all the girls are so ugly except you.

12. The earth is still changing, and the world is still changing. I love you forever.

13. Who said that the night was lonely, but the street lamps dimmed again? Who says the world is black and white, but everyone is afraid of loneliness. Who secretly counts your loneliness under the tree? It's just that I miss you secretly ...

14. You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you in my life.

15. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance!

16. If I can get a flower every time I miss you, then my world will be a beautiful garden.

17. Hold your hand, day and night, wait for tomorrow, hold your hand, walk through this life, and hold your hand forever.

18. It turns out that waiting can be so charming, because I love you.

19. Falling in love with you is a mistake. I am convinced that this is the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

20. Wife, the happiest thing in my life is to marry you.

2 1. Thank you, when I am lonely, I have your company, thank you; When I am sad, I have your comfort; Thank you, you never gave up on me when I was poorest.

22. My love for you will last for a hundred years, a thousand years, and a thousand years.

From the moment I met you, I fell in love with you deeply. From the moment I fell in love with you, I knew I would be your prisoner for life.

Meeting you is a fate, and accompanying you is a kind of happiness. If you miss me, I will come back to you. If you like, I will wait for you all my life.

25. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

Dear, it is said that men and women will be very tired after being together for a long time, but after being with you, how can I find that every day is so relaxed?

27. I am looking forward to it, urging it silently, and calling it silently; Worship, pray and silently bless you after a long separation!

28. You made me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs.

29. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, dream of you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart!

I used to think that having a girlfriend was a burden, but since I was with you, my life has become easier. Your charm must have conquered my heart.

3 1. If you are cold, you can hide in the house, and I will chop firewood for you and hug you. If your heart is cold, you can hide in my heart, and I will comfort you, protect you and melt you. All because I love you!

32. The farther away from you, the more I miss you. The closer I am to you, the more I love you. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I dreamed of you in the middle of the night. I don't believe in love at first sight, but I believe that love will last for a long time and it will always rain. People who miss you will stay up late.

33. Baby, can we be more affectionate? I really want to kiss your mouth, hug your waist and sleep in your bed every day. ...

Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

35. I have no time to pay attention to the beauty of Daiyu, and I have never drooled over Shi. Even if Zhao Jun gives me the glad eye, I won't dream if the story of Diusim is alive, because you have occupied my heart, and I won't chase others no matter how beautiful they are!

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. Whenever and wherever.

37. I want to see you for the first time when I wake up in the morning. I want to sleep with you at night.

There is a kind of love in the world, which is called my deep love for you. Do you feel it? Dear girl.

39. I love you, just like a cat eats fish, fish eats shrimp, and shrimp eats shrimp. It pursues you.

40. If I love you, I will become the Monkey King to protect you. When you need to take care of me, I will be the supreme treasure.

4 1. If you want me to love you, congratulations, you have accepted the love of the best man in the world.

42. The furthest distance in the world is not that I don't love you, but that you love me. I didn't know you loved me.

43. Tears, a kind of painful raindrops, have been falling in my world since I don't know when. All I know is that my heart ached and I shed blood, all for you.

44. I miss you when I am happy, I miss you when I am sad, I miss you when I am sad, and I always miss you.

45. I have several wishes, one of which is to spend my life with you.

46. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

47. When hearts collide, love comes into being; When love meets love, it is destined to be with you for life; Fate makes us hold hands, love makes us stay and cherish each other forever.

48. I really want to hug you tightly and make you feel my heart beat faster because I love you; I really want to hold you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you. I miss you very much!

49. Your body fascinates me, your skin fascinates me, your body fragrance fascinates me, and your face makes me fall in love with you deeply.

50. If I can be with you, I'd rather be a firefly in your world.

5 1. If you love me, kiss me. If you love me, hug me.

When I love you, I will stick to you like a dog skin plaster until you agree.

53. I love you, just like a razor must shave off my beard, and I persevere.

54. What you see is the real me! ! Never-ending touching! ! Comments: How dare you run naked?

55. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you ~ ~ Comments: Of course not, I have to go to the toilet.

56. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world. Comments: I like this sentence.

Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not be the first? I am the happiest person with you!

58. Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job.

59. If I could rearrange the English letters, I would put U and I together.

60. It is raining heavily today. Yes! That's because God is drooling over you.

6 1. I had a terrible day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

62. You appear in my dream for a while, and I will be happy when I wake up.

63. If I love you, I won't give up, just like the emperor dotes on Yang Guifei.

64. The happiest thing in the world is to wake up every morning and kiss your lips.

65. I feel that my heart is deeply hollowed out by you. Will you come back?

66. If I love you, I will never learn to climb the Campbell flower and show off myself with your tall branches. If I love you, I will never learn from spoony birds and repeat monotonous songs for the shade.

67. If I love you, I will be the wealth of your life.

68. I have been a firm materialist all my life. Only you, I hope to have an afterlife.

69. You can run away with a smile, and I will catch up with you. I like the way you smile. It's beautiful!

I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

7 1. In fact, I like you to be a little fatter, because there is another circle that can like you!

72. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.

People say that love is a war. Actually, I'm not afraid of your injury, but I'm afraid of your unhappiness.

74. My arms are only open to you, and I only let you dock in this life!

Honey, all we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

Being able to like you is the happiest thing in my life, so no matter what happens in the future, you are my favorite person.

77. I always wanted to give you the best in the world, but later I found out that the best in the world is you.

78. You know, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

79. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you.

80. Miss, please give it back to me! What! My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

8 1. You are so warm that even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you.

Is your father a thief? No. Then how could he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes?

83. May I ask you the way? Get there? Into your heart.

84. When you don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall. Only my lonely figure commented: loser, turn on the light when sleeping.

85. If living is God's greatest mission, then living with you is God's greatest gift to me. Comments: God is so unfair.

86. You (you) are the deepest feeling I can experience in my life! ! Comments: Yes, I just slapped you in the face.

87. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future! ! Comments: OK, the movie is over, please dismiss.

88. Besides loving you, I can't think of any reason to keep me alive. ! Do you want to kill yourself?

89. I swear that I will still love you as much as I do now in 50 years.

Loving you is as natural as eating and sleeping every day. I already like being with you every day.

9 1. The way I want to go most in this world is the way to your heart.

92. When I love you, I feel the earth shaking.

93. If I can, I really hope to spend every minute of my life with you.

If the whole world is hostile to you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.

95. I don't want to get married before I meet you. I want to marry you after meeting you. I never thought about anyone else.

96. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

97. God's putting you and me together is the biggest compensation. I don't blame him for his loneliness and torture to me before.

98. Honey, I stole the sweet words I told you, but I really love you.

99. Honey, I think the first thing I saw when I got up in the morning was you.

100. Honey, the most romantic thing I can think of is growing old with you.

10 1. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, which will always illuminate my life comments: there will always be two worlds.

102. Always thinking of you, although we can't share every minute, comments: impossible, time is fair to everyone.

103. I really can't replace comments with one sentence when I miss your mood: I forgot, you stutter.

104. I thought I could be strong without you. I finally know I can't do it. Comments: So you went to find another one and got it.

105. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife. Comments: I am behind you.

106. May every meteor in the sky shine for you. Comments: What about the moon? Who is it for?

107. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you! ! Comments: I can apply for medical supplies.

108. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you. Comments: Say it again, and I will wait until my next life to love you.