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Talk about the lack of money in double eleven

1, Double Eleven has no energy, no time, hehe, in fact, the main reason is that there is no money, and the pocket is cleaner than the face.

2. Double 1 1 don't buy anything. If you don't buy anything, you have no money. If you buy things, you have no money. This means you don't want to buy anything. Why not buy it if you don't want money?

Only when there is no money, I will regret some things I bought blindly, which are expensive and not often used. If I can save the money for those things, I may be able to live comfortably in this double eleven.

4. The annual Double Eleven can only be spent in front of the computer. The single abuse is not the dog, but the glistening money.

5. I just want to remind everyone that it's only 1 1 hour away, and it's too late to report the loss of the credit card! It is too late to report the loss. Hehe, I can only spend my credit card with me silently.

6, double eleven things are so cheap. I want to go shopping. I've been thinking about it all noon, and I can't figure out what I missed. Finally I figured it out, I was short of money.

7. Double 1 1 Raiders are all rich people buying things. I had no money last year, and I have no money this year.

8. In the past, when Shuang 1 1 was still a bachelor's day; Now Shuang 1 1 is a global shopper, still a bachelor, with no money to buy things and lost his family.

9. Even if you don't have money to buy things, you should work overtime to watch what others buy go out.