Touching love humor confession sentence

Touching love humor confession sentence

In love, many people will say some sweet words to express their love for each other and enhance their feelings. Of course, you need a little humor when you confess. The following is a sentence that touches people's love humor.

Touching love confession sentence humorous confession 1 1, I think you must be very busy, so you just read the first three words.

2. Time is short and the horizon is far away. One mountain and one water in the future, overnight, just want to walk quietly with you.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

From the day I met you, everything I did was to get close to you.

5. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, turning and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.

6. The two warmest words in the world come from your mouth. Good night.

7. We are destiny takes a hand in this life. May * * create a beautiful marriage!

8. If you dare to gamble on the happiness of your whole life, I won't let you lose even if I try my best.

9. Although there is no fate, I hope that in the days to come, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory, and I can make up for the affection in the afterlife through my efforts in this life.

10, today I feel jealous when I think of liking you yesterday.

1 1. Oh, my God, are you pretending with me? I'll let my brother fuck you. Who is your brother? My brother's name is Liu Shun.

12, I can't tell you what's good about you, but I just want to see you take a shower.

13, I have seen the bright stars in the Milky Way, but I love you deeply.

14 As God is my witness, my shadow follows you everywhere, and my eyes are watching you all the time ... damn it, I mean-except when you take a shower!

15, I used to be immune to all diseases, but now I have no resistance to you.

16. Are your feet cold? Are your hands cold? Come here! Put your hands and feet in my arms and step on your chest muscles (stomach).

17, stay with Lao zi, I'll let you sleep loudly.

18, love is simple, but you are me. Fight for a while, live a good life and help each other until they are old.

19, not too good, you can refuse what you don't want to do, you don't have to force what you can't do, if you don't like it, you just pretend not to hear it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself.

I want to settle down for you, and I want to live a dull and happy life with you.

Touching people's hearts, expressing love words and humor can't be refused, 2 1, because I love you, I quietly avoid it, the figure I can't avoid, and the silent feelings I can't avoid; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes blink, I will die.

3. I have always been indifferent to illusory love, always thinking that I don't care, just because of you, I can't control myself; Because of you, I fell into the trap of love!

4. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it is really you, I am willing to meet you 10 thousand times and tell you: "I really want to see you."

5, I love you, but I dare not say, I am afraid that I will die soon, I am not afraid of death, but I am afraid that if I really die, who will love you like me!

6. Differences between men and women; Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

7. Different times, different places, different people, only you and I are the same; Time is changing, space is changing, and the only constant is my infinite yearning for you!

8. There are dreams during the day and dreams at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

9. Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this?

10, dear fish: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey ... Love your cat.

1 1, how many times have I told you, be careful at night, don't go out, you just won't listen, it's not, I dreamed again last night, which makes me unwilling to wake up!

12, dear, I am sick, I have seen many doctors, and finally I have come to a conclusion that I must love you all my life, because I have lovesickness, so I specially let you know.

13, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.

14, if falling in love with you is a mistake, I would rather be wrong forever. I used to laugh at the little happiness you gave you; I cried because you were inadvertently left out.

15, although it is predestined friends, I hope that in the future, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory and make up for the affection in the afterlife through the efforts in this life.

16, recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How dare you leave me like this!

17, I am the blackboard and you are the chalk. Our combination makes the words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

18, your hesitation period has expired. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

19, if the frog didn't become a prince, if the princess didn't wake up, if the mermaid didn't go ashore, would I still believe in love? Believe! Because I have you by my side.

I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

Touching love confession sentence humorous and irresistible confession 3 1, I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn and snow in winter, and I like you every day.

The most extravagant thing in my life is to meet you on the road, and then feel sorry for each other and smell the flowers.

Because of you, I sleep late every day just to wait for you and talk to you. Because of you, I will take my mobile phone from time to time to see if there is any news for you; Because of you, I will be inexplicably angry and unreasonable; Because of you, I became entangled and didn't know what to do. Your words can change my mood, and your short message can affect my mood all day. This is all because of you.

Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.

I can't remember how many times I walked on the beach with you now. But I believe that the eternal sea wind and waves will remember our every whisper.

6, everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

7. I racked my brains to write a poem praising you, but I failed, because even if I condensed the most beautiful words in the world, I could not describe one tenth of your beauty!

8. Tomorrow, the day when I can be with you is a beautiful day.

9. Meeting you is the luck of my life; Falling in love with you is the joy of my life; Losing you is my lifelong regret; Without you, I can't feel the shock inside.

10, I say for my silence, I say for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

1 1, love plays a happy angel in life, always creating romantic and warm drops, always adjusting the triviality of life, and love is like a sorcerer's stone, which attracts you and me tightly and will never be separated!

12, I am not an inarticulate person, but I will make you feel that I really love you with my practical actions, so I hope you will give me a chance to take care of you for a lifetime and grow old together, ok?

13, I miss you: sooner or later; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife!

14, since you appeared, I just know that someone's love is so beautiful.

15, according to the research, the wife's appearance is closely related to her husband's personality and his attitude towards her. A broad-minded husband who doesn't lose his temper easily can tolerate his wife and let her enjoy full freedom. With such a husband, his wife's skin will be smooth and delicate, not easy to grow acne and spots, not easy to age, and often radiant. So, beauty in the world: find a broad-minded one and get married.

16, you are my shadow, and when there is sunshine, there is you! You are my sunshine, and I need you in a stormy day! You are my wind and rain, and we won't forget each other on the same road!

17, do you love me? If so, please bear all the obligations of love, that is, think more about me every day, love me more every day, care more every day, contact more every day, dream more every day, and be sure to finish it!

18, time has witnessed the dribs and drabs of love, the space is full of acacia efforts, and the heartbeat has changed. From the day I saw you, the story of loving you was filled with this message. I hope happiness belongs to me and your favorite.

19, you seem to have lost weight and long hair. The strangeness of your back makes me feel as if I saw you in the last century. Then you open your mouth and call my name, and I want to laugh. It seems that I just finished school and waited for you at the door for five minutes.

20, beautiful scenery, beautiful scenery, wine, beautiful but intoxicating love, beautiful, beautiful but you are in my heart, you are holy in my heart, you are beautiful in my heart, dear, love you forever.