The latest collection of New Year messages (funny, spoof, blessing)

The new year is coming, and the year of the tiger is coming. Are you still worried about what kind of Spring Festival greeting messages you send? Then be sure to read this short message book for Spring Festival greetings, and you will find something suitable for you.

Xue Rui ushered in the Year of the Tiger, and Xue Fei brought thoughts. Although I can't spend the New Year with you, my blessings are all around you. Have a happy day!

When the new year comes, I can't send you warm winter clothes, and I don't need gorgeous romantic poems; No expensive gifts; Without the joy of roses. But there are more precious blessings for you than those: I wish you all the best in the new year!

Tigers call Chinese New Year, and my happiness is full of blessings; I wish you all the best with a sweet smile; Second, I wish you smooth sailing, the two dragons take off and peace in the four seasons. Third, I wish you a perfect and happy year, five blessings!

I send you a bunch of beautiful flowers, which are tied with a golden thread of missing, and the stamens are full of my deep blessings: I wish you happiness in the Year of the Tiger! Wish you good luck, peace and youth in the new year! I wish you good health and a healthy life, Fulu!

No matter where I am, I am only separated from you by a screen; No matter when, I will keep you in my heart, and you and I will bless you from afar!

Relatives and neighbors live in harmony, new friends and old friends are happy, life is simple and happy, and life is stable and safe; Happy every day and happy every year!

Blessing is full of countless blessings, and blessing MINUS blessing is the starting point of blessing. Blessing plus blessing is an infinitely beautiful blessing. Blessing is just a beautiful and heavy blessing, and nothing is more valuable than blessing!

Looking at the soft sunshine outside the window, listening to the birds singing in the trees, the walls of the atrium are rippling with thoughts of you ... The Spring Festival is coming, and we are looking forward to a happy and festive night, holding our breath and listening to the ancient and heavy New Year's Eve bell ringing. ...

The Spring Festival is coming. I knitted a red sweater for you by twisting the wool of blessing in candlelight: the former is peace, the latter is happiness, and the latter is good luck. The collar is thoughtful and the pocket is full of happiness. Let me wrap you with warmth and let my heart spend the New Year with you!

Clouds are gorgeous, rain is transparent, wind is persistent, the moon is affectionate, thoughts are lingering, love is eternal, stars are brilliant, and you are unforgettable. I sincerely wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the frost of wintersweet, and its attractive fragrance means a long time; Only those who know how to care can feel the beauty of life, and the happy mood is full of happiness; Only those who make unremitting efforts can deeply know that happiness is hard-won. I wish you a glass of wine on the day of family reunion during the Spring Festival.

The lonely moon in the stars knows, the shy clouds in the sunset know, the butterflies with fragrant flowers know, the gentle wind in the grass knows, the lingering heart in the dream knows, the sour tears in my heart know, and you know my thoughts! Please remember my blessing: Happy Spring Festival!

Meeting is a melodious song, knowing each other is a cup of mellow wine, getting along is flying like a wild goose, and knowing each other is Gu Teng. When you are calm, you will always bless silently. May happiness and peace accompany your sweet life. Happy New Year!

Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold 1000 paper cranes to release your joy; Find a thousand reasons to make you happy and peaceful; Say 1000 sentence and wish you a happy Spring Festival reunion!

If I were a tear in your eyes, I would slide down your face to your heart. If you were a tear in my eyes, I would rather not cry all my life, because I don't want to lose you. I wish you a happy Spring Festival from afar!

This is my blessing to you: the distant dream lights a lamp, listen to my wishes, hope that your life is free of scars, hope that you have a safe journey, hope that all good things fill your dreams, and wish you a happy and eternal New Year!

The Spring Festival is the most solemn festival of the Chinese nation. Fill a car with happiness, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness surround you, store all warmth, drive away the cold, release the true feelings of life, and let happiness always smile at you! Eat jiaozi on New Year's Eve!

There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and listening to snow in winter. If there is no trouble in your heart, it is a great time in your life. May you accompany the Spring Festival, hold hands with happiness, and let peace, affection and happiness meet forever.

I miss you deeply and silently wish you the truest. I miss you very much. I always care about you. I silently wait for the Spring Festival. I wish you a happy Spring Festival!

Mountains can block the sky and the heights, but they can't stop the deep thoughts; Jingwei can open the distance, but can't stop the sincere feelings; Time can pass, and friends will be close no matter how far away they are. Spring Festival is coming, send my blessing!

In the coming Spring Festival, I wish you a happy day, 8760 hours, 5256000 minutes and 3 1536000 seconds in the Year of the Tiger.

The steps we have taken in the past year have left us with difficulties and climbing pains. We still need to continue to pay for the road we expect in the coming year with higher ideals. Take courage and determination from now on and wish greater progress in the new year.

With gratitude as the center and sincerity as the radius, send a round blessing, so that those who love you love you more and those you love know you better! I wish you and your loved ones peace and happiness, and I wish your parents health and happiness!

Birds are flying by Swan Lake, so it is meaningless to walk in pairs. These two trees are not connected to the forest, so if you don't want to fly first. (Guess that every word is * * *? ) great! You must have guessed right! That prize is a blessing from above. Please take it home and share it with your relatives. Congratulations on a happy and peaceful Spring Festival!

If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a color screen, your head into vibration, your ears into chords, and your whole body into a straight board. If you are depressed, you will be folded. Don't you dare, I'll beat you into a second-hand one.

When the Spring Festival comes, their jobs will fall on you, your wife will smile at you, the girls will hug you, and money will float to you, making you shout: Yes, yes, yes. ...

Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars. Just thinking about wise friends, a little news brings good news. See friends, news and people, and never forget friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

Wife is home, lover is flower; Pay the family and buy flowers with bonuses; Go home and see flowers when you are sick; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but don't forget to water the flowers.

May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8760 hours forever, 5256000 wonderful minutes and 3 1536000 seconds.

The God of Wealth asked me to tell you that you should be kind to people, especially the person who sent you this message, and always make this person happy. Please invite this person to dinner and give him a generous gift. The God of Wealth will take care of you.

I won't give you a present this New Year. I will send you a short message. Health and happiness will accompany you for a long time, and happiness will stick to you. I want to tell you that the god of wealth has been eyeing you! !

I wish you a smooth New Year, two dragons take off, three sheep blossom in Thailand, the four seasons are peaceful, five blessings, Datong, seven stars shine high, all directions come to make money, and 99 is United and perfect!

I wish you all your hopes, dreams, expectations and contributions in the new year!

Happy New Year to you: yes man, you are the most beautiful when you are away from home. You are the king of the world, and you are better than Qin Shihuang. Everyone likes your game. People eat their own meat and drink their own soup, and the money goes directly into their pockets.

I wish you a new year: your career is in full swing, your health is like a tiger, your money is countless, your work is not hard, your leisure is like a mouse, your romance is like joy, and happiness belongs to you.

I wish the Year of the Tiger a double harvest of career and love. Every day, you will be elated and always have a bright smile on your face.

Looking forward to you, in winter; Miss you in the spring breeze; Dreaming of you, in summer; Goodbye, in the autumn wind. Let the years come and go in a hurry, let the time fly, and miss you forever! Happy new year!

Hello! This is 1860. Your friend ordered the song Jingle Bells for you. Because the network is busy, I can't listen directly, so I can only hum it myself. thank you

When the Spring Festival comes, I say hello to you. I am in good health and in a particularly good mood. Good luck every day, delicious; Gold comes out of the house and money grows on the wall.

I put the blessings and hopes of the new century quietly under the melting snow, let them grow along the seedlings in spring, and give you richness and fragrance all the year round!

I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness like the East China Sea, and a long life than Nanshan!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I send them to you, my love, Happy New Year!

A short message, there are so many concerns, just because it carries a deep blessing, wishing friends a happy New Year and a happy family.

In the New Year's bell, I raise my cup, and any glittering and translucent thoughts are quietly deposited at the bottom of the cup. I deeply wish you happiness!

Chinese New Year, eat a big meal, drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, stand up, be respected, play tricks, and you can't eat it. Come back!

I wish you a fortune in the new year, set foot on Marlboro, have a career in Hongtashan, love your wife better than Ashima, and have financial resources all over Greater China.

May the white and beautiful snowflake fly to your side with my best wishes, wishing you a happy New Year and a successful career.

Recently, a mobile phone virus code-named "Happy New Year" has become popular. If you are unfortunate enough to receive a short message containing such characters, please throw away your mobile phone immediately to avoid infection.

Good luck in the year of the tiger and fat pig in the year of the pig. Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Good luck is a dime a dozen; Business is steaming like Dapeng.

Weather forecast: In 2003, you will encounter money, rain, lucky wind, love fog, friendship dew, lucky summer, health cream, perfect thunder and hail. Please pay attention to them, they will haunt you all year round.

The New Year's bell is about to ring, and every sound is my blessing. Send twelve blessings to you, let it accompany you, happy new year.

Happy new year, peace all the year round, living and working in peace, prosperity, all the best, striving for the top, staying young forever, I wish you happiness!

When you see this information, luck has come to you, the god of wealth has entered your home, and wealth is not far from you. Bless your friends: Happy New Year!

Happy new year, all good things have come! Friends smile and joy surrounds you! Celebrate the festival and live a happy life! Happy! Happy! Safe life!

Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey, colleagues should be diligent and have no temper, and friends should have a snot. Wipe your nose quickly and have a clean New Year.

One day I polished Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god said, I will grant you a wish. I said: please wish the people who are reading the short message a happy new year!

Happy new year! Sincerely bless you: God bless you! God cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! To get clouds, to get rain.

At this moment, my thoughts are the deepest. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

On this happy day, after such a long separation, may the New Year bell bring you peace and joy, and wish you a happy New Year.

Thank you for your concern, your help and everything you have done for me ... Please accept my Spring Festival greetings and wish you peace and happiness.

In the Year of the Ox, I wish friends all over the world: comfortable work, good salary, warm bed, caring friends, caring people, everything goes well, always happy, everything goes well!

The imperial edict is coming! The Year of the Ox is approaching, I will give you a special message and a red envelope, which contains two thousand pieces of happiness and one thousand pieces of happiness ... If the Qing family doesn't have a happy smile, it will be copied all over the door! Take orders!

A small greeting, a cordial greeting, represents care and yearning, and contains blessings and encouragement. I wish you a happy new year and a happy family!