Do you want to text that bitch?

1, there is a beast that looks like a man. 2, you are a national football player! After seeing you, I have a sense of intellectual superiority. Yes, stupidity is my great pleasure. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you. 5. I ...

1, there is a wild animal that looks like a man.

2, you are the national football team!

After seeing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

Yes, it is a great pleasure for me to play the fool. If you think it's true, I'll pretend to be you.

5. Let me briefly summarize your speech: Bah. Which sentence killed you? )

6. Ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. So many people are dead, why don't you die?

7. playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically …

8. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it!

9. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

10. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and force!

1 1. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

12. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

13. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

14. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

15. It is a shame for Eskimos to have a huge and shameless megaphone.

16. A superorganism living with cockroaches, a decaying semi-plant.

17. A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste in human history.

18. All the places of interest you have visited become monuments, and all the monuments you have visited will become history.

19. Say puppy. You said: Wang!

20. Laugh at the sight of bones, and jump over the wall when you are in a hurry. Strangers cry like hell when they come. It is good for mankind to have you.

2 1. There was once a girl who was willing to wait for my next life. She said, "If you want to be my boyfriend, wait for the next life."

Do you know that?/You know what? I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me."

I was chatting with my friend just now. I quarreled with them and almost started a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. Too much ... you look like a pig.

I called you just now, and the prompt was "This user goes to the toilet, please dial later." I'll call you later, and the prompt says, "This user fell into the cesspit, please redial later."

Remember the day when you sang? Your singing is so sweet. Your sad expression touched my heart. I almost swore to love you for ten thousand years, but I dare not! Because you are singing "I will be you when I grow up" to a pig.

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, fight with maggots, fight with shit, and no one saves you. You die heroically, live great and die silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights.

I won't miss you because of changing seasons, and I won't forget you because I'm busy. How are you at the zoo? Does the tiger still bully you? Do lions still scare you? Will monkeys still rob you of your food? Are you used to kicking and grabbing mobile phones to read information with pigs?

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls when it's hot, what will you eat in winter?

I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it-send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't go to a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but I met the police and said no dogs.

If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, "Make a good reform and try to reduce your sentence."

Don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... That dead thief stole my pig.

You are very creative, living is your courage, ugliness is not your intention, without you, who will set off the beauty of the world?

Dear users, congratulations on winning the mobile phone lucky user award. Please collect a loaf of bread from Ethiopia Telecom in Africa before 2049 (the income tax is paid by yourself).

Abandoned? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad, don't be discouraged, even if the whole world dislikes you, at least there are us: state-owned pig farms, your warm home.

You go! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only bring me harm. The better you treat me, the more painful I am ... fly away, dead mosquito.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

You are the sun in my heart, but it's a pity to go down the mountain; You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has already bloomed; You are Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first. ...

Congratulations on becoming the millionth lucky user of China Mobile. Please bring your valid certificate to get a missile from bin Laden in Afghanistan. ...

A gangster often throws sulfuric acid at people. One day, when he saw you after work, he followed you and tried to dump you from behind. Suddenly you turn around, and the gangster is shocked and shouts, Shit, this is spilled!

The sky is gray and wild, and the hope this year is too slim; Shuiwan Bay Road is long, and the days without money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: I

Two psychopaths were in a tree, and suddenly one fell down. A How did you grind it off? B Yes, your turn. A No, I'm not familiar with it.

A piece of cake fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. Who can encourage it to stand up? The answer is: you! Because, there is a kind of cake called: pig encourages cake!

After seeing the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch wild boar. Seeing that there were no pigs in the pigsty, he touched his beard and said, "Empty city plan!" " I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly seeing you again, I was overjoyed: "Yo-ho, is there a honey trap?" ! "

I am really desperate. The country has developed the mountain into a tourist area, and Master married Bai a few days ago. Yesterday, I had no money to eat, so I sold my golden hoop ... I really miss the days when we studied classics together. Are you all right, Xiao Er?

God gave me a cornucopia and I changed what I wanted. I accidentally thought of you and became you. I've been thinking. I've been changing. Finally, you are everywhere in the house. This time, I was worried to death. How can I keep so many pigs?

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

You danced on a lotus leaf, and your beautiful posture charmed everyone. Ah, your dance reminds me of Shakespeare's classic ... a pig standing on a leaf.

I haven't heard from you for hundreds of millions of seconds. I've been thinking about you these two days, and my heart is in a mess. I've searched all the ponds you love to go to; Dining room; I still haven't seen you on the sleeping lawn, and my heart is broken. Why did I lose such a big pig?

Classic sentence 1. The seeds of dreams have been sown, and sweat is its growth force. 2. What kind of efforts you want to make tomorrow, what kind of efforts you want to make today. 3. welcome the wind and rain, laugh at the wind, frost, rain and snow. 4. Climb the mountain to know the height of the sky. Shenlin ... [Read the full text]

You are handsome, you are handsome, you have a nest of cabbage on your head, and you want to eat a kelp. Hello, hello, you take a bath in the river. You have more hair and less meat. Mom won't buy rice to starve you, and dad won't buy food to use you to sell/steal kimchi. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, humans ...

Made up a lot of short messages, sentences and quotations about swearing. These dirty words ... if your ugliness can generate electricity, then there is an animal in the world ... 1. It looks like a human. 2. Are you a national football player? ......

Made up a lot of short messages, sentences and quotations about swearing. These dirty words ... if your ugliness can generate electricity, then there is an animal in the world ... 1. It looks like a human. 2. Are you a national football player? ...

There is an animal that looks like you. What is crazier than love is lovelorn. Hey, boss, come to the bathroom yourself. In reality, low-key people are the most attractive. I am Manchu, but I have never been satisfied! I have many. ...

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