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On the personality of funny groups

1, you are cheap, promising and slutty. Don't smile at your sister, she will fall off when she smiles.

3. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

If you are half-hearted, I will take part in accidental amusement.

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

6. It is better to fail ideologically and morally than not to think at all.

7. I want to be a lovebird in the sky and a pig on the ground.

8. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

9. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

If you do your homework hard, it will be the last day of National Day.

1 1, personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

12, handsome is useless! Finally, it was eaten by a chess piece!

13, you smell her perfume, which is not as expensive as mine.

14, spring is not called out, it is done with a real knife and a real gun!

15, I am so handsome but I can't kiss my face, so sad!

16, wait for my long hair to reach my waist. Boy, can I strangle you directly?

17, boys should grin instead of pouting.

18, yes, I just like you, so much that I'm afraid.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

20, brother mixed up to now, can afford, only chopsticks can be put down.

2 1, don't think you have shit on your head, you are King Kong gourd baby.

22. You have the right to be mean, and Zhezhe has the power to make you bow.

23, copy-based, supplemented by Mongolian, combined with Mongolian copy, must pass!

24. Why do you often cry? Because you pretend to be too deep.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

26. Women conquer men with stockings. Men conquer banks with silk stockings.

What we can do in the next life is not to let us pass by.

28. Just look at you one more time in the crowd, and you will think I want to take a taxi.

29. In any case, someone will always choose to forgive.

30. I am familiar with my mobile phone, and I really can't live without it.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

32. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

There are two plastic bags in my class. They pack, pack, pack all day.

34. Happiness is the only perfection of love, and tears are the beautiful encounter of wrong love.

When I met you, I realized that dinosaurs could really reappear.

36. Probably because I love him, it seems hard to fall in love with others.

37. So many people in the street are so dangerous to wear, but they look so safe!

38. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound grows, so do the nerve endings.

You must admit that there are always some friends around you who laugh more than jokes.

At that corner, I saw a blind man chasing a lame man.

4 1, the best wishes are not written on the greeting card, but in the remarks column of the transfer.

42. What is the minimum standard for being a brother and sister with you? Must be human.

43. Whether the coat is clean or not, others pay attention to the collar, while the wife pays attention to the pocket.

44. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

45. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

46. The easiest way to recite words is to change the words you want to recite into QQ passwords.

47. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

48. If you want to say something, you will say it naturally. If you don't want to say it, all you hear is lies.

49. These days, I don't have twenty or thirty papers in my hand, and I'm embarrassed to tell people that school is on holiday.

50. If my life is a TV series, then you are an advertisement that was killed in the middle.

5 1. I want to delete my record after entering your space, but I don't have access.

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out of the window.

53. Either take care of my happiness or get out. Don't wish me happiness here!

54. Don't be a fat man who can only play mobile phones when you are the best and youngest.

I never believe that I can make a wish when I see a meteor. I just want to collect dragon balls in a down-to-earth way.

You must never abandon me. You are the first person I love and the only one I love!

57. I want to eat. I am thin. I want to eat. I can't have both, so I went there.

58. There are always endless scenery, endless roads, unreachable people and unreachable dreams.

59. When you don't speak, no one treats you as dumb. As soon as you speak, I think you are worse than dumb.

60. You should like someone who can make you laugh, not someone who often makes you cry like me.

6 1, I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

62. I was kneeling in math, my English was not good, I was drunk in chemistry, I didn't memorize Chinese, my physics was out of date, and I fell asleep.

63. The seven-day National Day holiday is not enough to express my love for my motherland. One month is enough.

64. In spring, I masturbated at a tree. In autumn, I made many ginseng dolls! .

On my best friend's wedding day, I will buy her a tractor and generously tell her to take it away.

66. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even angrier was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it!

67. Think about how different your world would be if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.

Give me a fulcrum, and I will drive my neighbor's car into the ditch, so that he won't honk when he sees me.

69. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.

70, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

7 1, single for a long time, the social resentment is too deep, jiaozi saw two people stuck together, must be forced to separate.

72. No matter how you walk through Qianshan, day and night, I firmly believe that you will never leave Yuan Ye in my heart.

73. I have never understood one thing. You can talk to foreigners when you learn English, but you should learn classical Chinese! You fucking tell the ghost!

74. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig ―― it is Bajie!

75. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of premature death is higher.

76. I am always so worthless. I come to your space every day, and then I pretend to delete my visit records. I want to slap myself.

77. When a man is in pain, a woman is in pain. But men say it when they are cool, and women say it when they are cool!

78. I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my heart beating faster, because I love you; I really want to hug you tightly and let you feel my shortness of breath, because I love you.

In class, the teacher asked the students to make sentences with sadness. Xiao Ming stood up and said without thinking, there is a river in front of my house. I am so sad! Teacher: I'm even sadder!

80. The teacher finished the math problem on the blackboard and said to me who was sleeping: Come up and work it out for me! I walked to the podium in a daze and reached out to untie her bra strap.

8 1, since you have been hit by youth, I wish you a blow from happiness, trampled by happiness, searched by health and kicked by good luck. I am a good friend!

82. The other day, you shook that thing up and down and told you not to be too violent, but you just wouldn't listen. As a result, my body is sticky and wet. I told you champagne would be sprayed!

83. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in her stupidity without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

84. I once played at my aunt's house and went back at night. My sister's brother insisted on seeing me off, and I joked that I was safe. Then my brother said, even if you are safe, you can't stand the darkness.

Qq group name is funny.

1, elegant chest hair 2, spicy strips in hand, come with me.

3, five packs of spicy strips!

4, handsome has become my burden ~

5, the first pit god

6. Cool leg hair

7. The wildest dog of the day!

8. Fully fried eggs

9. I always cry alone.

10, frequent visitor of neurology department.

1 1, write a paper and calm down!

12 Miss Spicy

13, ancient Excalibur, you are not as cheap as you.

14, teasing ratio is also a realm.

15, I was awesome when I was a child.

16, I always had a dream of pretending when I was young.

17, flat chest is just to get closer to you.

18, transform yourself, excavator.

19, watch me electrocute you.

Be careful, I have a chest device.

2 1, step on the chrysanthemum and go to your house

22. Look at the sum of の の and の の b.

23. Don't come here, show me your fat.

24. The teacher doesn't turn on the light. She is an old woman.

25. You still want to avoid my spicy food.

26. You haven't pulled your pants chain yet ~

27. I heard that removing makeup is murder.

28. What a strange thing!

29, burning chest hair

30. This is not a wonderful flower that is difficult to break into the world.

3 1, long time no see, I am as fat as two people.

If you are willful, you will be short of money.

33. Spicy Coke

I'm a nail, and I'm afraid of hammers.

35. Spring dreams are always awakened by urine.

36. There is a Tathagata squatting in the toilet.

37. Sit in the toilet and sing love songs

You forced me to learn to play dead.

39. Treat my beard and waist.

40. I think you are ugly.

4 1, actually I refused at first.

42. this breast insurance

43. I was awakened by my handsomeness.

44. Laughter and panting are the cure for diseases.

45. It's so cool to walk ↘ You will lose your underwear.

46. A man more fierce than Mengniu

47, see people base on corruption

48. You are dead meat.

49. Two packages of spicy treaties?

50. The book "VE" is called "V".

5 1, invisible power, the most deadly

52. The second is the symbol of youth.

53. Men show a kind of temperament beauty.

54, waves without pulp

55. The man standing on the refrigerator

56. You laugh when I am mean.

57. I want to go to Uniqlo with you.

58. The accusation is slightly trivial.

59. A girl with chest hair. .

60. Poor monks go to brothels at night

6 1, call me funnier than long live.

62. It's hard to guard against teammates.

My father's son is the most handsome.

64. Corn is the land of heroes.

65. Idle Egg Superman

No matter what our grades are, we are still good friends.

67. Big breasts tell lies!

68, poor, want to borrow color

69. My summer homework is over.

70. Stop. Robbing lollipops

7 1, walking too demon will wrestle.

72, suddenly look back neck pain.

73. My short stature can make you look up.

74. Just because I am a hot girl.

75. Young people are embarrassed.

76, pike battle chrysanthemum.

77, kindergarten shoulder handle

78, gnome male-".

79, butt sitting in the world

The unique literary and artistic model in 1980s and 1980s.

8 1, flying freely in the toilet

82. Handsome to disfigure

In 83, he died of beriberi.

84. The egg hurts ~ Don't cry.

85, dull egg pain

86. Officially, I am Shuaibi.

87. The fairy came face down.

88. You smell good, too.

Harry Potter, don't be big.

90, basic y double d

9 1, and it's late.

92. Spicy Palace

93. I want to go to the house and uncover the tiles.

94. Handsome to insomnia

95, pliers, willful

96. I am very cute.

97. homework, you little bitch

98. Attacking nuns at night

99. Learn how to make a sound.

100, I heard that rainy days are more suitable for rice cakes.

10 1, masked streaking superman

102, Gunara, the god of darkness

103, I don't lack anything, but I am stupid.

104, don't use your toothpick as a cannon.

105, homework I'm sorry, I don't deserve you.

106, the examination paper seems simple but the heart is too heavy.

107, is overeating a superpower?

108, my chest is small, but my father can't.

109, I'm tired of living. Come and love me.

1 10 A big chest covers all the ugliness.

1 1 1. You are my little daughter at the end of the term.

1 12, too much urine and too much wine.

1 13, little monster, its father is called monster.

1 14. I will dress up for the funeral of my homework.

1 15 meeting room fitting room

1 16, charge for five minutes and force for two hours.

1 17, night attack on male prostitute hospital

1 18 Sister Rong pricked her with a needle.

Auntie Heizai

120, I am handsome again.

12 1, look over here.

122, based on an attitude.

123, singing and nervous, I took the test paper.

124, the second is * my personality.

Snails take me for a walk.

126, patroness, I'm dying.

127, God also sells cute.

128, Shuai was hunted down.

129, singing with headphones.

Qq group signature is funny.

1, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

2. Who has never been mentally ill, but have you ever been schizophrenic?

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

4, a face of excitement, like drinking urine sugar.

5, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being cold.

6. The highest level of ignorance is two words: pretend to understand!

7. When I am strong, I will sweep all the snacks in the supermarket!

8. Mom says there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison.

9. Japan claimed that Diaoyu Island was its own. As a result, it was a tsunami!

10, I've been much better since I got mental illness!

1 1, put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

12, I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu.

13, one stop, really stylish, one card per second, so chic.

14, you cheat, split so open, not afraid of cold balls!

15, did you feel bad about my persistence for a moment?

16. Recently, many people jumped off buildings. Please be careful not to get hit.

17, not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

18, what is love in the world? The sage replied: waste!

19, you said that life is cheap, but once you enter the hospital, it is extremely expensive.

20. If you love me, put on my wedding dress and take it off yourself.

2 1, rogue, is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

22. In the season of black silk flooding, what should we do with these thick legs?

23. The sky has not fallen on me, but it is still torturing my mind and exhausting my bones and muscles.

24. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

25. I won't go to see netizens unless the country changes monogamy.

26, loneliness is a person's carnival, carnival is the loneliness of a group of people!

27. Hello, the number you dialed is out of service. Please redial in the next life.

28, joking is ok. First, don't cross the line, and second, don't poke people's pain.

29, read thousands of books, Wan Li Road, make a fortune, be a heartthrob!

30. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

3 1 What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.

33. Is there anyone who, like me, misses those who have returned from afar?

I said to lay low, but you have to give me applause and scream.

35. If one day I fall down. Remember, I will come to save you.

36. Since the clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our turn-back rate has improved.

Please don't shit in front of flies, they will think you are showing off your wealth.

38. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs.

39. There are no women who can't marry, only men who can't marry women.

40. A blind cat may not meet a dead mouse, but a scholar plays with a soldier early.

4 1, ugly people should read more books, and I finally got a doctorate from college.

42. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, but just played with me.

When I heard the teacher say that he would start the fine again, I knew that his salary had been spent.

44. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found that I cried early.

45. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

46. I passed you, but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

47. Tomorrow will be a new day. There are too many tomorrows. Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it.

48. Oh, how can I solemnly bow and scrape to an official? Anyway, ten dollars is all your consumption.

49. At this age, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks.

50. Don't think that a girl can seduce me just because she is beautiful, at least she is stupid enough!

5 1, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

52. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.

53. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

54. I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your wife and your little mother.

Don't complain behind my back, if you are unhappy, come out and kill me.

56. A: It's hard to swallow this evil spirit if this revenge is not reported. B: Then how can I let you die?

57. If you save enough 4.5 yuan and I save enough 4.5 yuan, we can get married in the Civil Affairs Bureau.

You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't give yourself happiness.

59. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

60. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my status quo. Longevity is my result.

6 1. Can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic. .

62. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for themselves. The world does not exist for anyone, nor does it exist for itself.

63. Think about how different your world would be if you didn't meet the person who changed everything for you.

64. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Chefs for 20 years!

65. After getting up today, I said to my husband: I want to make up. These idiots came to a sentence: that's not makeup, it's transformation.

66. How did you peek at my notes! How do you know I've seen you? I saw it in your notes!

67. The sky is sunny. How can I sleep? The teacher is amiable and hypnotic. As long as I don't take exams, I will have many dreams.

68. Give me a woman and I can create a country; Give me a bottle of wine and I will lead them to conquer the world!

69. If someone calls you a coward, how do you answer? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.

70. I am a very thrifty person. I never shit with paper, never eat with chopsticks, and never wash my hands!

7 1, Xin, if you don't find a place to live, you are wandering around. We all have a past that we want to go back to but can't.

When I was in high school, I felt that I didn't get enough sleep. When I was in college, I felt that I didn't get enough sleep and spent enough money. After work, I feel that I don't have enough sleep and spend enough money.

73. In the past, for fear of silence, the primary school teacher told us: When I ask questions, all of you will raise your right hand, not your left.

74. If one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily? If I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan.

75. The most touching words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight. The most hurtful thing in the world is not that I hate you, but that you are fat.

76. It's really annoying to go to work every day. I advise you to work hard, try to find a job as soon as possible, make money steadily, settle down in a big city and have a family reunion.

77. A pot of wine from the flowers, free cigarettes; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon, no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? Don't worry about eating and drinking!

78. Wife, wife, I love you, care for you sincerely, moisten you with affection, and bless you with Amitabha. I take this message as proof: I will always be with you.

79. How many times have I told you, go to bed early at night and don't go out, but you just won't listen. No, I came to my dream again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

80. At school, I learned to swear, copy my homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs, but I learned nothing else.

8 1, this is a terrible story: it will happen in buses or cafeterias everywhere in China. In these places, there is obviously an empty seat, but the person next to it says: Someone!

Qq group funny sentences

1. When you stay in nature for a long time, you will germinate naturally in the depths. When you sprout to the limit, you can easily get married and continue to live with others. The head teacher saw me doing my homework after class and suddenly said, I'll give you ten points because you forced me to pretend.

I know how to grow up because of you, but you are still my injury.

God gave me a National Day holiday, but I didn't cherish it. If you give me another chance, I will do my homework well! The premise is to give another one!

5, as the saying goes, men don't care, unless they come to menstruation, women are not coquettish enough and their grades are not high enough.

For Russia, the happiest thing is that they go shopping hand in hand.

7. I finally found a problem. What's my sexual orientation? I like all good-looking people

8. When a man is in pain, a woman is in pain. But men say it when they are cool, and women say it when they are cool!

9, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness is not so happy.

10, I speak shocking and a little crazy. Call me crazy.

1 1, you must look carefully now, because there are too many men and women now!

12, I, a simple person, can't do a calculation like math.

13, look at you, why do you look like a joke!

14. If you don't marry me in the future, I will be an old king next door quietly.

15. Today, some people say that I am a handsome boy. I rushed up angrily, which was a slap in the face. TM, isn't this nonsense?

16. When you told me to get out, I got out. Now you want me to come back, I'm sorry, I rolled too far.

17, sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

18, tell you a secret to get rich, don't tell anyone! Fold your money in half, does it double? Ha, go and make friends!

19, maybe you will meet girls who are more beautiful, gentler and better than me, but they are definitely not for me.

20. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of the transfer.

2 1, dismantling mosquito-repellent incense every time is like dismantling a bomb. Who designed this nima?

22. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off another boy's light, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

When the teacher doesn't talk in class, it means that a classmate is dead.

24. Behind every successful Altman, there are a group of little monsters who are beaten silently.

25. I will find a boyfriend with your surname, have a son and call you by your name. If you can't be husband and wife, you can be my son!

If you have chosen to run counter to me, please don't look back.

27. I really, let's take a trip. I'll take you, you get the money.

28. When I say I can't afford to get hurt, it will be the day when your house catches fire.

29. I thought about the sentence "I am especially hard-working". I only did the first four words.

30. Isn't it National Day homework? It only took me half an hour to write all the papers.

3 1. My mother asked me if I had any brothers or sisters. I refused. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this.

32. If the exam is awarded by QB, the country will become rich and strong immediately.

The recent ghost weather makes me want to open the refrigerator every time I open the door.

34. Those who believe in fate follow it, while those who don't believe in it are dragged by it.

Many teachers ask me what kind of person I want to be in the future. I thought, can't I stay original?

The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older and I am still young.

37. People who are too rational will definitely miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by misguided opportunities and mistakes.

38. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they couldn't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

39. Love is a cheap project. Love has no truth, no truth and no dignity.

40. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about changing the avatar. I can't do it.

4 1, let's flip a coin to bet heads that you are my boyfriend and tails that I am your girlfriend.

42, the so-called beauty three-point looks seven-point dress; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points repression.

43. I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am unhappy.

44. One thousand and one wishes are too many. I just need to realize one thing.

45.are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to hit me on the head with a stone!

46. A female friend had a birthday, and the four of us discussed sending her a happy birthday at 0: 00. Each of us sent a word, and I received the second one. As a result, they didn't send it

47. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I can bear it if you call me Zhang from China, but why do you call the new old political teacher a political prisoner?

48. At first glance, you are not so good. Better take a closer look.

49. Learning has two hazards, one is memory loss, the other is ignorance of numbers, and the fourth is memory loss.

50. Children have a bad cough. Most of them don't want to go to school to pretend, just eat.

5 1, I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and I'm not easy to mess with.

52. When I was poor at school, I always felt that 100 yuan could not be broken and would soon be gone.

53. I planted a girlfriend in spring, and I harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

54. What should I do if it rains? I miss you so much that I dare not call you for fear that you will be struck by lightning.

I will study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.

56. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this season when stockings are in vogue, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

57. What is a class teacher? It is a person who ruined your friendship, your love and your feelings.

58. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

Some people are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

60. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

6 1, never argue with a brain-dead person, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with rich experience.

62. Fat people are all eaten in one bite. See who can reach the sky in one step.

It is said that you have long hair and short knowledge. Why are you bald and your knowledge is so short?

64. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

65. I will have the worst class with the principals soon. It's a little shy to think about it.

90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.

67. One day, 10,000 yuan fell from the sky and knocked me out. When I woke up, I picked up money for others!

68. Playing the fool, if done well, is called being stupid. Well done is called deep.

69. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white. What kind of horse is it? Xiaoming: QR code! Teacher: Get out.

70. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt!

7 1. I just fell asleep that day and received a text message: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

72. Everything is so lonely without you tonight. There is a state of mind that belongs to you, and that is loneliness; There is a kind of loss that accompanies me, and it is also loneliness.

73. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is that I tried my best.

75. There is really nothing like a school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll up your pillow, spread it into a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

76. Those who have an iphone say they don't have pockets, and those who have tattoos say it's hot.

77. The team leader went to the field, and the cow was in front. The village chief walked down the field with a cigarette butt in his hand. The steward went to the fields, and the secretary followed. The county magistrate went to Xiatiantou, and the reporter grabbed the camera.

78. Love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

79. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth, let go of your hand, alas, you dog, when you see a bitch bite without saying hello!

80. The feeling of loving you is always so beautiful. Your gentle smiling face is my achilles heel. Love you, love you, no matter this life or the next, I will always love you.

8 1, women are really tired. They don't sleep every day, cook and suffer, and then feed their children. Men should understand and reward our babies.

82. I waited a long time to receive your letter, and all I got was a haha. You think I'm a fucking joke.