I want some information about love. Please help me collect them.

1. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead; If one day I stop loving anyone, it must be that you are dead! Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

2. If a drop of water represents blessing, I will send you a piece of East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy; If a tree represents a yearning, I will send you a forest.

3. I don't know how long a meteor can fly and whether it is worth pursuing; I wonder how long the cherry blossoms will last and whether it is worth waiting for. But I know that you and I can be as beautiful as fireworks and as eternal as stars, which is worth keeping for a lifetime.

The depth of the sea is not as deep as my love for you! Stars love you more than I do! Ask me how much I love you. The moon represents my heart and the universe represents my love! Hua Sha, the person who loves you the most in the world is thinking of you!

Being with you is the will of love. I want to give you my heart and let you arrange it. It is ready to accept everything, whether sweet or bitter!

Humorous articles

1. Happiness is bread in the morning, noodles at noon, salads in western food, jiaozi in Chinese food, rice vinegar in Shanxi, peppers in Sichuan, kimchi in Korea and hamburgers in the United States. Happiness is still my concern and your smile ... I like the taste of happiness!

Don't get me wrong, texting is not offside, cats and mice are paired, and only I am drunk. May all lovers get married!

Honey, do you know I'm waiting for you? In the flower shop downstairs. Come on, I personally sent you three exquisite roses and said to you gently, "Dear, I forgot my wallet ..."

4. People are really tired when they are alive! Standing straight to sleep, waiting in line when getting on the bus, eating tasteless, and working very tired. Alas! None of this matters, but what I can't stand is that I have to charge you for saying Happy Valentine's Day!

Honey, I'm not angry. If so, I'm worried about your stomach. Your stomach is always bad, and after sweeping the table, you rob me of that pot of soup!