Humorous sentences on WeChat asking for red envelopes (37 sentences)

1, those who love me will pay 13. 14 yuan, those who think they are good people will pay 52.52 yuan, and those who love me the most will pay 99.99 yuan. People who don't want to talk to me will ignore it.

2.o Singing: Moon C Singing: Look, look, the moon's face is changing secretly. D sings: Half a moon climbs up, yeah, climb up.

Is there no bigger red envelope between us except Happy New Year's Eve?

4. the 4.xxxx festival is coming to test our relationship. Netizen 1 yuan, like 3 yuan, secretly love 5 yuan, brother 7 yuan ... old love 52 yuan, husband 99.99 yuan. ...

I just want to say that it's a hot day. See if there are any good people who send me red envelopes and let me buy a popsicle to eat. One yuan is also love, whether to send it or not.

6. Come and see. It is better to rob money than to mow the grass at noon. Love crazy six, grab the whole morning. Grab the morning and grab the afternoon. When asked how much you robbed, it was always * * * two and a half dollars!

7. It's really hard to get in touch with you. I can't leave my house. I didn't learn to surf the Internet before I learned to be invisible. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

8. I just want to say that this day is so cold. See if there are any good people who send me red envelopes and let me buy a hot dog to eat. One yuan is also love. Send it or not.

9. Your skin is a little greasy, but I can't resist your body odor. My sweet lips wandered over you and completely swallowed you up with my initial desire. She pursed her mouth and said, This moon cake is really delicious.

10. I'm going to Nanchong next month. Would you like to introduce the local hot pot?

1 1. Why can't I get a red envelope on WeChat suddenly! ! Send me one to see if the phone is broken! ! ! Quite urgent! ! ! Wait online! !

12, no red envelope, talk about New Year's greetings.

13, I wronged you in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again!

14, Happy New Year, don't say anything, please humiliate me with a red envelope, it doesn't matter, I can bear it.

15, the good-looking person has given me a red envelope, and the ugly one is still hesitating.

16, isn't there a little big red envelope in this world?

17, Mid-Autumn Festival, buy a mooncake for a red envelope and double it later.

18, I didn't receive an apple on Christmas Eve, so please send me a red envelope to calm me down!

19, you sent me a WeChat red envelope, and I sent a screenshot of the red envelope to my circle of friends, explaining who you are, what our relationship is, and what I think of you.

20. The Spring Festival has arrived, and the blessings have arrived; The whole family will arrive, and the greetings have already arrived first; I haven't received the red envelope yet. ...

2 1, while watching the Spring Festival Gala, I spit and shook WeChat to grab the red envelope, but I couldn't get it. Please be kind.

22. I'll tell you seven ways to live a happy life: miss me more, contact me more, dream about me more, care about me more, love me more and take care of me more. Also, the most important thing is to send me more red envelopes!

23. Is there any delicious hot pot or buffet in Jialing District suitable for company parties?

24, how much you send me, how much you pay!

25. Is there no red envelope between us except Happy New Year?

26. I give you a red envelope every day, and there are surprises every day ... I keep in touch every day, so I won't leave you for five years.

27. If you can express your feelings with red envelopes, don't send some happy New Year wishes. The wish may not come true, but the red envelope will certainly come true.

28. Stop talking. Please humiliate me with a red envelope without complaining tonight. Can you promise me?

29. Give me 5.20 if you love me, and 6.66 if you bless me.

We have known each other for so long that I want to ask you a serious question. Can you send me a 5 yuan red envelope to buy me a hand warmer? It's cold, and it's cold to chat with you at night!

3 1, please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes during this time!

32. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? What do you know about festivals? Now it's New Year's Eve again. I missed your love in those years, but today, I don't want to miss your red envelope again!

33. On the Mid-Autumn Festival full moon night, a mosquito came to me and told me that you missed me and kissed me for you. It tells me how much you miss me! I asked you how much you love me. The big red envelope represents your mind!

34. When you walk around the city with Samsung and Apple on your back, you can know that some children can't afford a mobile phone, and even if they have one, they can't afford the phone bill. So! To 187

There are two people who want to know you today. I thought they were both fine, so I gave them your mobile phone number. They should come to see you tomorrow. Remember, their names are Mid-Autumn Festival and Happy!

36. It is better to rob money than to mow the grass at noon. Love crazy six, grab the whole morning. Grab the morning and grab the afternoon. When asked how much you robbed, it was always * * * two and a half dollars! Check the traffic fee, more than 250!

37. "Give me two yuan to buy something for you ..." After you happily sent a red envelope, he replied "Buy a lesson" and was immediately choked.