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If you want to chat with the girl you like. What message should I send? Be humorous.

Man: May I ask you a question? Which side do you like to sleep on?

Woman: On the right, what's the matter?

M: Then I'll sleep on your left and keep my right from today.

Woman: What's the matter? . . . . .

The first time I saw you, I told myself the goal of my life. I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you. . . . Renminbi.

Shy, I have been afraid to say anything to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

Dear you: I eat you because I need you; I need you because I love you; Love you, because I have you in my heart; I want to eat you when I have you in my heart. Hey. . . Love your cat.

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