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About the May Day holiday, talk about happiness. Let's pick up girls on May Day.

1 .May Day holiday: 5 days in ordinary schools, 7 days in art schools, 9 days in anti-heaven schools, 2 days in supplementary schools, 2 days in 3 days, 2 days in 2 days.

Second, one day, we will leave each other, one day, we will say goodbye, one day, I hope we will meet. One day, I hope so.

Third, the so-called love is that you still cherish each other after all the feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.

Fourth, it has finally come to an end, and no one belongs to anyone.

5. The old couple, what a beautiful picture and dream. These days, how many can come to an end?

It is said that the water in that pool is the tears that the sun and love will always miss.

Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.

Eight, nothing can't be forgotten. I will always forget you in the future, first forget your appearance, then forget your voice and forget what you said. Not now, but later.

Nine, I knew that your conversation was not addressed to me, but I deceived myself and sat in the right position.

Ten, if I die, I will burn my brother.

Trust your lover, don't always doubt each other's sincerity, be considerate, care about each other and miss each other. Even if you are afraid of her being bad, put yourself in each other's shoes and never let her face become strange.

12. Love without love will never go bad. So, we flirt, we are ambiguous, but we should never fall in love.

Thirteen, the injured hedgehog can no longer trust anyone and accept anyone's love.

I always thought we should be together. I never wanted to break up with you, even when we had the worst argument.

15. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.

Sixteen, he carried her back, she asked him: am I heavy? He said: The whole world is carrying him. Do you feel heavy?

I didn't mean to break your heart when I said something that hurt you, but I want you to know that I still care about you.

If there is a kind of love called letting go, there will be no love after you let go.

Nineteen years old, the day I turned to love, but oh, love never turned to me.

Twenty, you know, every abandoned heart will wither and die in some unknown corner.

Twenty-one, some people used to be friends, but they can't even be friends after confession.

May day greetings

The grass is green, the safflower is fragrant, and a happy life is full of health. With friendship wine and caring tea, efforts will develop, and more happiness and less sadness will make happiness last forever. I wish you a happy May Day.

After January's snow, February's joy and celebration, March's stars and green shoots, and April's drizzle, we finally ushered in the first day of May. Let's enjoy this wonderful holiday and send our best wishes!

I can always think of you in the season when flowers are blooming! Send a short message to the concern that I often want to say but can't say! I wish you a happy May Day!

May Day is coming. I hope you can show your frowning brows, look at the flowering branches, look at the front of the river, sit on the kang of the old farmer and swim in the green fields. Happiness will fill my heart!

My care stops at your side, let the warmth cover you; My true feelings linger in your heart, let happiness accompany you; My blessing is sent to your eyes, so that happiness can embrace you; It's Labor Day, be happy!

Labor day is coming. Send you a cup of "five ones" sake to solve your worries, send you a song to solve your sleepiness, send you a pot of tea to warm your stomach, send you a wisp of breeze to wash your lungs, and send you a cool and peaceful heart.

Mood is the source of happiness, and I miss you endlessly. After four seasons, May Day is coming. Let the blessed heart dance for you. I wish you a happy May Day and good luck.

I miss becoming a big apple, and my efforts will surely bear fruit. Greetings are like Chinese cabbage, and everyone is happy in life and work. I care for a glass of boiled water, and happiness is always accompanied. I wish you a happy May Day.

Spring flowers are blooming, beauty is the expression of seasons, spring breeze is blowing, happiness is the expression of mood, beautiful spring scenery and harmony are the three flavors of life. I wish you a happy holiday on Labor Day.

Spring blossoms in the May Day holiday, giving you a happy weight, building a happy pagoda for you and sending you a whole bunch of happy flowers. May your life be happy and prosperous, and may your career flourish.

Spring breeze celebrates Labor Day. If you want to stop being busy, your life will be happier and your mind will not be exhausted. I wish you a new world, happiness will not change with you, and happiness will never thank you.

Don't work on Labor Day, relax, bathe in the spring breeze, live happily and miss the tide. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

The breeze blows the willows by the river, making the May Day holiday enjoyable. I'll give you a toast. I wish you happiness in your hand and sunshine in your heart. It is difficult to rest on May Day. I wish you good luck and walk with you.

May 1 qq space to talk about happy Labor Day, I wish you all a happy life.

1. How can I have a holiday? For us ordinary employees, nothing is a holiday.

Second, this May Day holiday, I am not on duty, thinking that I can enjoy a good life at home with a smile for a few days.

Third, I can finally spend 24 hours laughing.

Fourth, just take advantage of the warmth and come out for a walk and play with a smile.

5. For the holidays, my heart is full of expectations.

But it's really a holiday, which is more tiring than going to work.

On the first day of work today, I almost fell asleep on the way to work by electric car.

Eight, five really happy, these seven words. I feel the deepest only the first six words. After the last sentence, I didn't feel anything. .

Nine, don't let me guess, because the process of guessing will give people a lot of hope, and I am afraid that after the hope, it will be disappointment.

Ten, the dream is used to be shattered, not to be realized, because in front of reality, it is a fart.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Twelve, I began to forget your existence, just like colorful colors turn pale in an instant.

Thirteen, sometimes I want to find myself, that is, myself many years ago, but I can't find it.

In this most youthful day, please remember that we have a classmate with the same name.

Fifteen, try to see the spring flowers gradually fall, that is, when the beauty dies of old age; No sad songs for me, I don't know what happened!

Sixteen, the weather is as hot as a joke, and the days are like nonsense.

Seventeen, as long as the hoe jumps well, I am not afraid that I can't dig the corner.

Eighteen, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Nineteen, it's not that I'm a playboy, but that I care too much about every girl.

Seeing the pain of others is my greatest happiness.

Twenty-one, we are all slowly waiting for aging.

Twenty-two, we constantly hurt others in this world, and we are also hurt by others.

Twenty-three, save an ocean of flowers for you in exchange for your smile.

A friend who doesn't talk about money is not a friend.

I used to regard you as a god, but now I find that you are also a human being.

Interesting wishes on May Day.

1, May Day greetings to the 18 th bend, May Day blessings to the 9 th ring, and good luck queuing up to live in Jinyinzhai; May you be happy and have a jewel beach. Simple affection, sincere intention, I wish you all the best. Happy May Day!

2, Labor Day, don't work, stay at home! Hee hee, how comfortable!

Rose is my passion, candy is my taste, stars are my eyes and moonlight is my soul. I'll give them to you, dear. Happy May Day!

4. May Day is coming, the work pressure is behind me, and my body is relaxed and in a good mood; Spring is a good season and the suburbs are very comfortable; How lively it is for friends and relatives to meet and get together! I wish you a happy May Day holiday!

Labor day is coming. In advance, I wish those office workers who suffer from cramps at work, overtime convulsions, work convulsions, and sobbing when collecting money a happy holiday!

6. No more pressure, only looseness; There is no longer an old donkey mill, only a cursory tour; No more sad faces, only flowers in the months before and after; There is no more nine to five, only eating and drinking Lazar. May Day is coming, so enjoy it.

7. Let our love step over the white sand, pass through Tuan Tuan Ziyun, sow in fertile Lantian, water with sweet stream, and grow into a green cypress under the warm Danyang. Happy May Day!

8. I like to touch my head when I think, my wallet when I go shopping, my belt when I am in love, and my pocket when my cell phone rings. On the occasion of May Day, I hereby award you the honorary title of "Old Touched" and wish you a happy holiday.

9. I don't rest during the May Day holiday. SMS wishes you are busy and stop every day. Today is Labor Day, and my life will be happier. I miss you endlessly and I am eager to bless you. Happiness will accompany you for a while, and the flower of happiness will never fade.

10, smooth career, safe entry and exit, harmonious family, happy every day, a lot of monthly bonuses, high annual performance, rich financial resources, happiness and well-being in the world. I wish you a happy May Day!

1 1, knowing you is my greatest honor in this life, having you is my greatest pride in this life, and being with you is my greatest wish in this life, dear, happy May Day!

12. Life is a string. If it is too tight, it will break. Combine work and rest, and be happy. May day holiday, cherish the present. Recreation, travel and play. Put your work aside and relax. I wish you a happy May Day and have fun!

13. Today, Labor Day is coming again. SMS wishes you well. I wish you good health after work and good spirits after the holiday. Let's forget our troubles and trifles together, hold a lucky hand every day and move forward healthily and happily. I wish you a happy May Day.

14, Xiao Zhang, who is famous for being late, went to work early today. He asked curiously, why is Xiao Zhang so early today? Xiao Zhang answered: May Day is coming. Can we distribute welfare products early today? Happy Labor Day!

15, there is a holiday every year, and this holiday is particularly different. Do you know why? I don't know. Let me tell you something. It took me a long time to know the difference, because I sent you a text message, haha! Happy May Day!

16, labor created civilization, civilization produced technology, and technology invented mobile phones. Mobile phones carry information, and information transmits words. Words expressed their feelings, and their hearts affirmed their greetings: Happy May Day.

17, Mayday Theory of Three Represents Theory: Greet you on behalf of all the blessings coming during this period, welcome you on behalf of flowers, plants, hummingbirds, insects and butterflies outside, and wish you happiness on behalf of friends and relatives who are in contact or not.

18, Labor Day Telecom new function test, free this month, please press any number key to test your intelligence, IQ is zero.

19, I wish you a high degree and the top of Mount Everest shines; It needs to be very deep, and the Pacific Ocean will survive the soup; To have a length, Wan Li Great Wall Station has been on duty; If you have width, you will be brilliant for the Millennium: Happy May Day!

20. Labor Day is coming. I wish you: once you work in Ma Pingchuan, your ability will be a blockbuster, your career will soar, your life will be once and for all, and your life will be smooth sailing! May your May Day activities be colorful and happy.

2 1, May Day holiday is coming, send my loyal wishes. I wish you clear up your upset mood, erase your painful memories, increase your happy mood, recall the sweet past, enjoy a happy life and have a happy May Day and Labor Day.

22. I wish the working people in the world a happy May Day!

23. May Day is here. I wish you a great promotion in your work, a great treasure in your income, a great change in your life and a great turn for the better. I wish you a happy May Day!

24. On May Day, you performed swimming skills: you strode hard in the swimming pool, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and amazing diving! The old man on the shore was anxious: "Shit! You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "

25, how glorious the working people are, and the whole country has a unified holiday. It's not easy to go out. Happy May Day. It's hard all year round. Today is our festival. Eat, drink, go shopping and enjoy a good life. Happy Labor Day!

26, May Day is coming, the mouse's dream: drag all the cats into the hole and bite them to death. Crow's protest: Are we black people in the world? Wolf's plan: take a sheepskin on May Day. What about you?

27. Labor is the source of knowledge, wealth, strength, happiness and all happiness. May you try to catch these sources on Labor Day!

28. Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy! Good Night!

29. You are as busy as a bee all day. You are a "model worker" in my mind. Now I present a flower to the model! Happy May Day!

30. Spring has come, flowers are in bud, birds are singing, butterflies are playing, May Day, blessings are passed, friends wish, Labor Day is celebrated, people are healthy, they are full of energy during the festival, and the God of Wealth visits after the festival. Happy May Day!

3 1, I wish you Mayday: You can't hold back your luck in playing cards, the leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay for you.

32, while the sun is not strong, the weather is not hot, I grab early, say hello, give you the happiest, safest, most successful, most relaxed and happiest, and wish you a happy May Day in advance!

I sincerely thank you for your contribution to the company in the past year. I wish you a happy May Day and all the best!

The night was long, and I didn't mean to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so you couldn't sleep, girl!

35. Work hard and don't work hard. If you say it yourself, you will be judged by others. Labor does not work, today you have the final say, others have the final say; Blessing or not, it doesn't matter who said it, only I said it. I want you to be happy during the May Day holiday!

36. The romance of wind chimes lies in arousing people's yearning for a better life; The profundity of Camel Bell lies in arousing people's yearning for a better future. Cell phone ringtones let you know that someone is silently wishing you a happy Labor Day!

37. I will send you a text message instead of a gift on May Day. Health and happiness are with you, and good luck is inseparable from you. And let me tell you, labor is the last word.

38. May Day: I want you to laugh in a good mood! I want you to smile and feel good! I want you to joke happily! I want you to giggle happily I want you to be funny when you are in a good mood!

39. May Day Warning: Peace is ahead, happiness is behind, health is on the left and good luck is on the right. If the breakthrough is unsuccessful, I suggest you pretend to surrender first, and then go undercover until you send back a happy message and strive for victory. Happy May Day!

40. May Day tourist bus is at your service: Please take a healthy backpack and a good luck map, check in with a happy ticket, and have a relaxing May Day holiday with a happy tour guide. I wish you a happy May Day!

4 1, May Day, May Day, to make way for the festival; Family reunion is indispensable, eating, drinking and having fun; Don't forget to greet friends and smile when you receive blessings; Sincerely say hello to the festival and wish you a happy Labor Day!

42. Climb the mountain with infinite scenery, feel the embrace and love of nature, stay away from the noise of the city and the lies of the world, and seize the leisure of the long vacation. I wish you a happy experience and a happy Labor Day!

43. One day, women are proud of the spring breeze, and men wash the floor; Accompanied by female Korean dramas, men wash dishes and cook; Women invite friends to chat and men are around. Women celebrate Women's Day and men celebrate Labor Day!

44. I will make a wish on May Day: If you are a meteor, I will chase you; If you are a satellite, I will wait for you; If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately. You are an orangutan. I can only see you in the zoo! Alas! What a pity!

45. Give you five ones on May Day: give you a good body that makes you healthy, a good career that makes you worry-free, a good mood that makes you comfortable, a group of good friends that make you stay, and good luck that makes you happy all your life!

46. May Day is approaching, and I will send you five sentences. An old saying often says: Happy holidays; Correct nonsense: eat and drink well; Beautiful talk: long life; Rigorous rhetoric: stay young forever; Sincerity: Happiness lasts forever.

47. Honey, I found a formula for not working on Labor Day. I wonder if I can win the Nobel Prize: Since ancient times, there has been a mathematical equation that is correct (A=B, B=C, so A=C). My discovery is: you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!

48. On May Day, flowers are blooming; The sun is shining and the mood is not wet; Step by step, jump with the music; Miss the sky and bring all the good news; Forget all your troubles and laugh when you meet.

49. Labor Day is coming. I wish those office workers who suffer from cramps at work, overtime convulsions, work convulsions, and sobbing during pay, a happy holiday!

50. May Day is coming, and I will send you a samba "five", accompanied by happiness; Send you a luxurious "five" and have a good sleep; Send you a big gift "May", and make a greeting: May you be happy during the "May" period.